Top 5 Updates of the Week:

• Instagram shared how their algorithm works. Spoiler: It’s 90% their 2021 blogpost with minor changes.
• Snapchat My Snap AI: Users now have ability to send & receive AI generated images.
• Reddit’s new usage based API pricing will impact many third-party apps.
• Meta tests removal of news content in Canada in response to Online news act.
• Pinterest first platform to share their calendar for pride month & latest events.

Google:

• June 2023 Google Webmasters Report.
• Google rolling out multiple featured snippets feature on Desktop search.
• Google now treats .ai domains as generic Top-domains.
• Google search console insights adds your growing content report.
• Google modifies shopping ads policies to enhance transparency.
• Google Search console performance report was delayed by 65+ hours this week due to an error.
• Google Bard can now provide more precise local results.

Tiktok:

• Mexico city signs up a deal with TikTok to support small business marketing.
• Tiktok launches #ForYourPride for content creation around Pride month.
• Tiktok’s 10-minute recording option within the app is back for many users.
• TikTok accused of storing sensitive Creator Data in China.

Instagram

• Instagram tests new user control for recommended posts & transparency tool.
• The logo for Instagram’s Twitter rival App is now revealed in a leak.
• Instagram announces video scrubbing feature for IG reels.
• Instagram shares a format guide for all Meta Ads Platform.

Meta :

• Meta never gave up on metaverse, Meta Quest 3 coming this fall and price decrease for Quest 2.
• Meta found liable as court blocks firing of moderators.
• WhatsApp launches a security hub to showcase user control options.

Twitter:

• Twitter loses two executives in-charge of Safety & Trust on the platform.
• Twitter leaves EU voluntary code of practice against disinformation.
• Ben & Jerry’s leave Twitter Advertising over Hate speech.
• Twitter’s working on hide your likes tab option.
• Twitter ignoring hate speech created by Twitter Blue subscribers.

YouTube:

• Youtube reverses misinformation policy to allow US election denialism.
• MrBeast tags big streaming services and pitches his idea of new Game Show.
• Viral Nation’s new product to protect companies from copyright issues.
• Youtube adds 5.1 Surround Sound & announces new YPP terms.

Agency News:

• Dentsu sees 2023 Ad spending up 3.3%.
• WPP partners with Nvidia to build an AI content engine.
• Zoom apps marketing chief Janine Pelosi exists.
• Ogilvy Africa introduces InfluenceO, an Influencer marketing solution for Africa.

LinkedIn:

• LinkedIn launched a new playbook for SaaS companies marketing on the platform.

Snapchat:

• Snapchat launches AR Learning hub for individuals with growing interest in AR world.
• Snapchat launches sheen camera filter to Encourage LGBTQ+ creators to share their story.

Reddit:

• Reddit’s main share holder cuts down its valuation in the platform by 41%.
• Many Sub-reddits are protesting on 12th June against new API pricing changes.

Advertising:

• Heinz Debuts First Global Campaign in 150 Years.
• Unilever pledges over 70% of Ads will have disabled representatives behind the scenes.
• Fentiman creates world’s longest Advert with an 168-hour film, woah.
• New Created Campaign from Wendy with T-pain is blasting.

Microsoft

• Bing chat increases chat turns, adds visuals to travel queries and expands Bing Image creator.
• Microsoft teams on Windows 11 gets discord-like communities and AI tools.
• Bing Chat adds Anchor text hyperlinks within answers.
• Microsoft introduces insights for Universal Event tracking Tags.

AI:

• Brands are asking Influencers to utilise AI tools to improve their content practices.
• Search Engine Land launched their own AI Chatbot based on 20,000+ previous blogs.

Pinterest:

• Julia Brau Donnelly to join Pinterest as Chef Financial Officer.
• Pinterest publishes new research on how positivity drives actions at event stage of the shopping journey.

Marketing:

• BeReal is testing BeRealChat for direct messaging options.
• Peloton goes through a rebrand, trying to recapture its audience.
• Verizon owned Visible Brand launches a new show with creator group “Old Gays”.
• Oracle removes social sharing tool “Add this”.

You can read the links version on the website & subscribe here to receive these updates every week.

Top 5 Updates of the Week:

• Instagram shared how their algorithm works. Spoiler: It’s 90% their 2021 blogpost with minor changes.
• Snapchat My Snap AI: Users now have ability to send & receive AI generated images.
• Reddit’s new usage based API pricing will impact many third-party apps.
• Meta tests removal of news content in Canada in response to Online news act.
• Pinterest first platform to share their calendar for pride month & latest events.

Google:

• June 2023 Google Webmasters Report.
• Google rolling out multiple featured snippets feature on Desktop search.
• Google now treats .ai domains as generic Top-domains.
• Google search console insights adds your growing content report.
• Google modifies shopping ads policies to enhance transparency.
• Google Search console performance report was delayed by 65+ hours this week due to an error.
• Google Bard can now provide more precise local results.

Tiktok:

• Mexico city signs up a deal with TikTok to support small business marketing.
• Tiktok launches #ForYourPride for content creation around Pride month.
• Tiktok’s 10-minute recording option within the app is back for many users.
• TikTok accused of storing sensitive Creator Data in China.

Instagram

• Instagram tests new user control for recommended posts & transparency tool.
• The logo for Instagram’s Twitter rival App is now revealed in a leak.
• Instagram announces video scrubbing feature for IG reels.
• Instagram shares a format guide for all Meta Ads Platform.

Meta :

• Meta never gave up on metaverse, Meta Quest 3 coming this fall and price decrease for Quest 2.
• Meta found liable as court blocks firing of moderators.
• WhatsApp launches a security hub to showcase user control options.

Twitter:

• Twitter loses two executives in-charge of Safety & Trust on the platform.
• Twitter leaves EU voluntary code of practice against disinformation.
• Ben & Jerry’s leave Twitter Advertising over Hate speech.
• Twitter’s working on hide your likes tab option.
• Twitter ignoring hate speech created by Twitter Blue subscribers.

YouTube:

• Youtube reverses misinformation policy to allow US election denialism.
• MrBeast tags big streaming services and pitches his idea of new Game Show.
• Viral Nation’s new product to protect companies from copyright issues.
• Youtube adds 5.1 Surround Sound & announces new YPP terms.

Agency News:

• Dentsu sees 2023 Ad spending up 3.3%.
• WPP partners with Nvidia to build an AI content engine.
• Zoom apps marketing chief Janine Pelosi exists.
• Ogilvy Africa introduces InfluenceO, an Influencer marketing solution for Africa.

LinkedIn:

• LinkedIn launched a new playbook for SaaS companies marketing on the platform.

Snapchat:

• Snapchat launches AR Learning hub for individuals with growing interest in AR world.
• Snapchat launches sheen camera filter to Encourage LGBTQ+ creators to share their story.

Reddit:

• Reddit’s main share holder cuts down its valuation in the platform by 41%.
• Many Sub-reddits are protesting on 12th June against new API pricing changes.

Advertising:

• Heinz Debuts First Global Campaign in 150 Years.
• Unilever pledges over 70% of Ads will have disabled representatives behind the scenes.
• Fentiman creates world’s longest Advert with an 168-hour film, woah.
• New Created Campaign from Wendy with T-pain is blasting.

Microsoft

• Bing chat increases chat turns, adds visuals to travel queries and expands Bing Image creator.
• Microsoft teams on Windows 11 gets discord-like communities and AI tools.
• Bing Chat adds Anchor text hyperlinks within answers.
• Microsoft introduces insights for Universal Event tracking Tags.

AI:

• Brands are asking Influencers to utilise AI tools to improve their content practices.
• Search Engine Land launched their own AI Chatbot based on 20,000+ previous blogs.

Pinterest:

• Julia Brau Donnelly to join Pinterest as Chef Financial Officer.
• Pinterest publishes new research on how positivity drives actions at event stage of the shopping journey.

Marketing:

• BeReal is testing BeRealChat for direct messaging options.
• Peloton goes through a rebrand, trying to recapture its audience.
• Verizon owned Visible Brand launches a new show with creator group “Old Gays”.
• Oracle removes social sharing tool “Add this”.

PS: You can subscribe here to receive these updates every week.

Top 5 Updates of the Week:

• Instagram shared how their algorithm works. Spoiler: It’s 90% their 2021 blogpost with minor changes.
• Snapchat My Snap AI: Users now have ability to send & receive AI generated images.
• Reddit’s new usage based API pricing will impact many third-party apps.
• Meta tests removal of news content in Canada in response to Online news act.
• Pinterest first platform to share their calendar for pride month & latest events.

Google:

• June 2023 Google Webmasters Report.
• Google rolling out multiple featured snippets feature on Desktop search.
• Google now treats .ai domains as generic Top-domains.
• Google search console insights adds your growing content report.
• Google modifies shopping ads policies to enhance transparency.
• Google Search console performance report was delayed by 65+ hours this week due to an error.
• Google Bard can now provide more precise local results.

Tiktok:

• Mexico city signs up a deal with TikTok to support small business marketing.
• Tiktok launches #ForYourPride for content creation around Pride month.
• Tiktok’s 10-minute recording option within the app is back for many users.
• TikTok accused of storing sensitive Creator Data in China.

Instagram

• Instagram tests new user control for recommended posts & transparency tool.
• The logo for Instagram’s Twitter rival App is now revealed in a leak.
• Instagram announces video scrubbing feature for IG reels.
• Instagram shares a format guide for all Meta Ads Platform.

Meta :

• Meta never gave up on metaverse, Meta Quest 3 coming this fall and price decrease for Quest 2.
• Meta found liable as court blocks firing of moderators.
• WhatsApp launches a security hub to showcase user control options.

Twitter:

• Twitter loses two executives in-charge of Safety & Trust on the platform.
• Twitter leaves EU voluntary code of practice against disinformation.
• Ben & Jerry’s leave Twitter Advertising over Hate speech.
• Twitter’s working on hide your likes tab option.
• Twitter ignoring hate speech created by Twitter Blue subscribers.

YouTube:

• Youtube reverses misinformation policy to allow US election denialism.
• MrBeast tags big streaming services and pitches his idea of new Game Show.
• Viral Nation’s new product to protect companies from copyright issues.
• Youtube adds 5.1 Surround Sound & announces new YPP terms.

Agency News:

• Dentsu sees 2023 Ad spending up 3.3%.
• WPP partners with Nvidia to build an AI content engine.
• Zoom apps marketing chief Janine Pelosi exists.
• Ogilvy Africa introduces InfluenceO, an Influencer marketing solution for Africa.

LinkedIn:

• LinkedIn launched a new playbook for SaaS companies marketing on the platform.

Snapchat:

• Snapchat launches AR Learning hub for individuals with growing interest in AR world.
• Snapchat launches sheen camera filter to Encourage LGBTQ+ creators to share their story.

Reddit:

• Reddit’s main share holder cuts down its valuation in the platform by 41%.
• Many Sub-reddits are protesting on 12th June against new API pricing changes.

Advertising:

• Heinz Debuts First Global Campaign in 150 Years.
• Unilever pledges over 70% of Ads will have disabled representatives behind the scenes.
• Fentiman creates world’s longest Advert with an 168-hour film, woah.
• New Created Campaign from Wendy with T-pain is blasting.

Microsoft

• Bing chat increases chat turns, adds visuals to travel queries and expands Bing Image creator.
• Microsoft teams on Windows 11 gets discord-like communities and AI tools.
• Bing Chat adds Anchor text hyperlinks within answers.
• Microsoft introduces insights for Universal Event tracking Tags.

AI:

• Brands are asking Influencers to utilise AI tools to improve their content practices.
• Search Engine Land launched their own AI Chatbot based on 20,000+ previous blogs.

Pinterest:

• Julia Brau Donnelly to join Pinterest as Chef Financial Officer.
• Pinterest publishes new research on how positivity drives actions at event stage of the shopping journey.

Marketing:

• BeReal is testing BeRealChat for direct messaging options.
• Peloton goes through a rebrand, trying to recapture its audience.
• Verizon owned Visible Brand launches a new show with creator group “Old Gays”.
• Oracle removes social sharing tool “Add this”.

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Writing these as I listen to them. Just for fun.
Incoming Transmission- "Hey guys how can we make the Transmission sound more ominous and menacing in every single version of the message?" Really good but I wanna get through it and get to the heavyness.
Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost- Heard before but honestly compared to other Albums' 2nd song this just isn't as crazy IMO.
Imperium Dundaxia- That is a good damn opening. Oh my goodness that synthy part about 3/4 the way through? Good stuff. This honestly feels like it should've been the 2nd song, feels more in tune with Unicon & Dunkeld Invasion, but it takes place after the bombing so it makes sense.
Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol - Heard with the music vid and not the album first but that is SO solid. Might be my new favorite beginning part to any GH song (also wasn't there a plot leak about Hootsman riding the bike from moon to earth to punch a goblin? where's that)
Brothers of Crail - This feels like one that I will need to listen and learn ALL the lyrics to before being able to fully enjoy it and then loop it 400 times. Damn that guitar solo is very nice.
Fife Eternal - Is it just me or does this sound very similar to amulet of justice? But like with all the improvements the band has with extra mastery over time. Idk if that makes sense but they sound similar in terms of lyrical patterns to me.
Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde - That robo voice is amazingly cheesy. Assuming this is the slow song of the album, but I'm digging it more than usual. (woah this thing is long) I wanna see that "Engarde" duel part animated
Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem- I just got whiplash when this started holy f***. That goes absolutely insane. (Hey who's this winged person on the art?) and Zargothrax's little leitmotif (i think) at the end?????? damn
Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernety - Within context of the first 8 songs preceding this it does sound harder. I can't describe it but the emotions formed by the scores really help the scene for this song better listening in order. (CONCEALED A CLONE BENEATH DUNDEE) is perhaps my favorite sounding voice effect ever.
MALEFICUS GEMINUS (COLOSSUS MATRIX THIRTY-EIGHT BEE - ULTIMATE INVOCATION OF THE BINARY THAUMATURGE) - I wonder how 'hey siri play X' is gonna work with this damn title. ohohooh that is a very nice mysterious opening. DOUUBBLLEEE WIIZZARDDD WOOOO. Oh snap dark part. Sirens? OH SH*\* ITS A GLORY-HAMMER REMIX? (no that part was short but DAMN THAT WAS SICK) Oh so the flying guy is the Auchtertool robot? The starlords are singing? Damn. I now appreciate song 2 more. Oh kay it's done but another minute left. No secrets this time I think.
DAMN THAT WAS GOOD. Feels like a lot of references and usages of old songs here. Which I think feels earned especially since this story involves going back in time.
Edit: After reading the lyrics for the last song. The hammer, knife, and blaster are the 3 artifacts of power? I thought the amulet of justice was one of them.

This post is going to sound like the ramblings of a crazed conspiracy theorist - the kind that everyone rolls their eyes at and pays no mind to. I’m going to ask you all for a difficult favor. Please hear me out first before writing me off as paranoid and insane.
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You might be familiar with the airline SkyFly. For those that aren’t - SkyFly is an airline originating from Austin, Texas. It started out as a lesser known company, but within five years, it became one of the top dogs in the airline business. They’re also the worst.
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If you thought United Airlines was bad for breaking guitars, or Delta Airlines for kicking passengers off of overbooked flights, you haven’t seen anything yet. SkyFly takes the cake. The CEO, Felix Thompson is a literal evil genius. He got away with first degree murder by masking it as negligent homicide.
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Felix made it look like the oh so tragic death of Captain Gary Hurst was a result of cutting corners, instead of him being a specific target. I have proof of this. All you need to do is read the black box transcript from SkyFly Flight 49, which slammed into a field on May 29, 2013 due to a sudden mechanical failure. Captain Gary Hurst, Co-Captain Drew Baltimore, the four flight attendants, and all 250 passengers were killed on impact. There were no survivors.
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SkyFly paid a good deal of money to keep that transcript discreet. You won’t find it on a Google search. You won’t find any news articles on it, either. This travesty was swept beneath the rug, and thoroughly stomped on to keep it there. What Felix did not anticipate, was for his own daughter to have enough of a conscience to betray him.
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I’m leaking this transcript, because both customers and employees of SkyFly Airlines deserve to know the serious risk to their lives.
 

Start of Transcript

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1549:49.3 [start of recording]
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1549:50 Captain: Good morning everyone! Thank you for flying SkyFly Airlines! We expect to arrive in Boston, Massachusetts in six hours.
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1549:54.8 [sound of click]
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1549:57.7 Co-Pilot: I love the feeling of lifting off from the ground. It’s like in John Gillepsie’s poem: “Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth, And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings…”
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1550:14 Captain: Let’s hope this one stays in the air.
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1550:22 Co-Pilot: What do you mean?
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1550:25 Captain: You don’t feel that rattling?
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1550:25 Co-Pilot: Shit. We need to return to the airport to get it looked at.
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1550:27 Captain: SkyFly Airlines Flight 49 calling into air traffic.
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1550:31 Air Traffic: Flight 49? What’s the situation?
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1550:32 [Sound of click]
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1550:34 Captain: We just took off and the plane is starting to rattle. The yoke feels stiff as well. Permission to return to the airport for an urgent landing?
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1550:35 Air Traffic: [Captain], you have been flying for over fifteen years. You don’t need to make such a dramatic move over a little bit of turbulence.
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1550:37 Captain: And as someone who has been flying for over fifteen years, I’m telling you that there’s something seriously wrong with this plane!
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1550: 38 [sound of clicking]
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1150:40 Air Traffic: You don’t need to return to port! Just keep flying! If it gets worse in the next hour, then we can discuss an emergency landing!
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1550:43 Captain: Roger that!
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1550:44 [sound of click]
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1550:44.1 Captain: What a dick…
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1550:45 Co-Pilot: Are we going to be okay?
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1551:01 Captain: We can only pray.
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1551:09.3 Captain: To be fair, things have smoothened out. Maybe I was getting paranoid.
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1551:09.9 Co-Pilot: Why did you have such an extreme reaction?
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1551:18.1 Captain: I keep getting put in broken planes. The first time, a failure in the elevators had this plane tossing and turning. The second time, there was a sudden explosion in BOTH engines. The third time, the plane literally stalled for a second. Thankfully I was able to land before anyone got seriously hurt, but this is not a lucky streak that I want to press.
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1551:20.6 Co-Pilot: Let’s try not to let the worst case scenario impede on our current flight. A little bit of turbulence isn’t going to hurt us.
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1551:36 Captain: What happened to agreeing with me to land the plane immediately and get it looked at?
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1551:38 Co-Pilot: Air traffic made a good point.
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1551:40 [the captain heaves a heavy sigh]
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1551:42 [sound of rattling]
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1551:50 Captain: Shit!
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1551:58 Co-Pilot: What was that??
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1552:01 Captain: I don’t know, but nothing good.
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1552:02 [sound of an electronic hissing]
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1552:31 Plane Warning System: Autopilot disabled. Autopilot disabled. Autopilot disabled.
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1552:41 Captain: What did I fucking tell you?
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1552:51 [Sound of click]
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1552:53 Captain: Hold onto that controller like your life depends on it - because it does!
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1552:59 Captain: SkyFly Airlines Flight 49 calling into air traffic. We have an emergency.
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1553:03 Air Traffic: Flight 49? What’s the problem?
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1553:08 Captain: The plane is shaking like an earthquake, and autopilot has suddenly disabled itself. Permission to make an emergency landing?
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1553:09 Air Traffic: Just fly it manually! You know how to do that!
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1553:10 Captain: Air traffic, I am telling you that this plane is going to fall apart before we get there!
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1553:11 Air Traffic: Get a grip! Just keep flying manually!
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1553:15 Captain: Roger that, asshole.
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1553:17 Captain: Well, I suppose it’s good practice for flying manually.
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1553:19 Co-Pilot: Is this safe?
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1553:21 Captain: Not at all. But what choice do we have?
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1553:28 Co-Pilot: If something else happens and air traffic denies the request to land, maybe we should just do it anyway. There are 250 lives at stake.
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1553:35 Captain: That’s the plan. I’d land it now, but I’d catch too much shit for it.
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1553:37 [sound of violent shaking]
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1553:40 Captain: WOAH!!
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1553:46 Plane Warning System: TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP!
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1553:47 [sound of frantic clicking]
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1553:48 Captain: Oh, thank god. I’m not ready to meet my maker yet.
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1553:53 Captain: SkyFly Airlines Flight 49 calling into air traffic. We have a serious emergency.
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1554:24 Air Traffic: Flight 49? What’s the problem?
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1554:26 Captain: We temporarily lost control of the aircraft. We NEED to land before it happens again!
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1554:32 Air Traffic: [murmuring] I guess we don’t have a choice but to let you land…
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1554:33 Captain: Don’t have a choice?? What the hell is that supposed to mean??
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1554:35 [sound of click]
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1554:37 Captain: Oh shit! That was a scary pitch! I swear, it’s like these gears are covered in rust!
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1554:50 Captain: Drew, why are you looking at me like that?
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1554:51 Co-Pilot: Because I just realized that you’ve been put in broken planes for a reason…
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1554:53 Captain: Air traffic control might be a dick, but they wouldn’t commit such an insane conspiracy with 250 other lives!
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1555:00 Co-Pilot: I don’t think it’s a conspiracy. They just “don’t want to fix what isn’t broken.”
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1555:00 Captain: What…
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1555:01 Co-Pilot: I doubt these planes have had proper maintenance in a long time. Cutting corners is cheaper. If we make an emergency landing, SkyFly is going to have to pay to get the plane fixed.
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1555:06 Captain: Why the hell would air traffic be involved in that?
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1555:16 Co-Pilot: CEO’s know how to make friends.
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1555:18 Plane Warning System: TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP!
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1555:19 Captain: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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1555:20 Co-Pilot: [talking into black box] Melissa, baby, I love you so much. You’re the love of my life, okay? And it’s also okay if you move on and marry another man after me. I want you to be happy, okay? Don’t let this tragedy kill you too!
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1555:24 Captain: IDIOT!! DON’T GIVE UP YET!! Yank on that yoke as hard as you can!!
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1555:25 Co-Pilot: Roger that!
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1555:30 Plane Warning System: TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN! PULL UP!
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1555:31 Captain: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
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1555:32 Air Traffic: Okay, Flight 49, you have permission to make an emergency landing.
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1555:38 Captain: Let’s hope it’s not too late for that!
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1555: 39 [sound of explosion]
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1555:40 Captain: Air traffic, we just lost control of the vertical stabilizer!
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1555:41 Air Traffic: Okay, what do you want to do?
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1555:43 Captain: There’s nothing to be done at this point. We’re in an uncontrollable dive.
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1555:45 Co-Pilot God have mercy on all of our souls…
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1555:47 [sound of impact]

End of transcript

 
 
SkyFly Flight 49 slammed full speed into an empty field in Dripping Springs, Texas. There were no survivors. Just as co-pilot Drew Baltimore said, CEO’s know how to make friends. A further investigation would reveal that the air traffic control workers heard in this black box recording were being paid $5k check bonuses to keep these broken planes in the air.
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Maintenance crews gave the clearance for the planes’ safety checks, but never did any real examination into their condition. It was a conspiracy, to be sure. But like I said in the beginning of this post, it was never about saving money. If it were a matter of frugality, EVERY SkyFly pilot would have been in a broken plane.
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It was only Captain Gary Hurst that was assigned to these planes that were not suited for flight.
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Captain Gary was such a good pilot that he could land a broken plane without casualties. When one busted plane was forced to go out of commission due to a successful landing, they’d put him in another one. I know you’re thinking that I’m making reaches. After all, why would such a conspiracy involve 250 other innocent passengers, 4 flight attendants, and another co-pilot?
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Simple: When a CEO commits negligent homicide, they get a $2 million slap on the wrist, and can carry on with their lives. If a CEO commits 1st Degree murder, they risk life without parole.
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CEO’s kill people everyday though human trafficking, exploitation of labor, negligent maintenance practices, and denying medical insurance to their employees. What’s 255 more in a simple plane crash? Captain Gary Hurst was always the target. The other innocent lives lost that day were simply a necessary collateral damage to get away with murder. I don’t know why my father wanted that man dead. I admit that I don’t have an explanation for a motive.
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But only one pilot assigned to four consecutive broken planes? That’s not a coincidence. ESPECIALLY when air traffic control was trying to keep him in the air every single time.
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If you’re a pilot still working for SkyFly, RESIGN ASAP before you become next. If you have a flight booked with SkyFly, cancel it immediately. You could be the next target, or the next collateral damage to kill their target.
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My father does not care if you die, as long as he gets to live well.

Season 2 Finale
“You look worried Bruce,” my producer jokes, moments before going live. “Even for you.”
This gets a chuckle from the crew.
“Quiet on the set!”
I’m already shaking in my shoes. Not a good sign. Working for the Devil is extremely stressful. And dangerous. And certainly not for the faint of heart. Why I took this gig is beyond me.
(Cue creepy music)
“Going live in five…four…three…”
I get the nod.
(Cut to camera one)
“Greetings Hell Beings and hell raisers. Welcome to the Season 2 finale of….”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
I wave my arms in the air.
The audience jumps to their feet.
Someone heckles.
“Alright. Knock it off.”
I serve up my best game show-host grin. It looks as fake as this cheap Hollywood studio.
“As you probably know, my name is Bruce Davie, and I’m the host of…”
(Cue audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
There’s a disturbance in the audience. A crew member forcefully removes someone. The commotion settles, and I get the go-ahead.
“Phew! A feisty crowd tonight!”
My painted-on smile takes up the entire screen. So does my gleaming bald head.
“Now I know what you’re thinking. What’s the Devil got in store for us this evening?”
The audience rumbles.
I shrug.
“Honestly, I wish I knew!”
This is true. But I’m sure it has something to do with me spending an eternity in Hell. It’s right there in my contract, which runs out after this episode.
(Cut to camera two)
“So, without further ado, let’s bring out tonight’s contestants, shall we?”
The audience roars.
“And yes, you heard me correctly. Tonight, for the first time ever in this show’s defamatory history, we’ve got two contestants!”
Audience is on their feet, whooping and hollering.
(Cut to camera three)
(Cue music)
A middle-aged couple promenade towards the podium. They’re dressed like cowboys, and walk with a sense of purpose.
(Split screen)
“Welcome, both of you.”
More like: Welcome to your funeral.
“Tell us a wee bit about yourselves, why don’t you?”
(Cut to camera four)
The woman speaks first. Her hair is amber, her complexion as pale as light beer.
“Well, Bruce. My name is Tammy. I’m a stay-at-home mom. This here’s my partner, Tex. He owns his own gun shop. We live in Austin Texas, with three beautiful children, who are with us here tonight.”
She points.
(Cut to overhead camera)
Two tall boys and a young girl, each dressed head-to-toe in denim, stand and bow.
The audience applauds.
(Split screen)
The other contestant approaches the microphone. He’s as tall as an ivory tower, with a voice like a banjo.
“Howdy Bruce. Good to be here.”
He tilts his cowboy hat. His square jaw and rugged good looks give Chuck Norris a run for his money.
I salute them.
(Cut to camera two)
“Well then, now that we’re finished with the formalities, I do believe it’s time to…”
(Cue audience)
“BRING OUT THE DEVIL.”
(Cue creepy music)
(Cue pyrotechnics)
The stage fills with fire and brimstone. Pentagrams slice through the air. The Devil appears suddenly, dressed in a shiny new devil suit, tailored specifically for tonight’s show. It’s jet-black, and leaves little to the imagination. His pitchforked tail follows closely behind him as he approaches the podium.
(Cut to Camera five)
The Devil wraps his arms around the two contestants, kisses them both on the cheek.
Tex, clearly perturbed, winces, then grudgingly wipes his cheek.
The Devil snarls, then looks him up and down.
“Looks like everything isn’t bigger in Texas,” the Devil teases. Suddenly, he’s grown over eight-feet tall, and is looming over the tall Texan.
(Cut to camera three)
The bright lights and furious makeup make me look like a cartoon.
“What an exciting night this promises to be!”
Tammy steps forward.
“You bet it is, Bruce. We’ve watched every episode. We just love…”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
(Cut to camera three)
“Of course!” Damion boasts. “This is Hell’s most popular show. And for good reason.”
He slaps the woman’s backside with his tail, then raises his eyebrows mockingly.
The cowboy puffs out his chest, fists clenched, daring him to touch his wife again.
“Woah, easy there pardner.”
Damion nudges Tex.
Tammy is flushed. “Don’t mind Tex. He’s the jealous kind.”
“Oh really?”
Damion’s tail is now shaped like a lasso. With it, he snags Tammy and pulls her close. Her face turns tomato-red.
The cowboy grunts, pulling it off with one strong swoop.
The audience boos.
The Devil snickers.
I feel sick. If this is to be my last episode (or final day on Earth), I don’t want it spoiled by this denim-clad dude whose hat is bigger than his brains, or by Damion, who seems extra feisty tonight. Even for him.
(Cut to camera one)
I clear my throat.
“Tell us, Tammy and Tex…no, tell all of Hell…what it is your beating hearts desire?”
The audience is on the edge of their seats.
(Split screen)
The Texans exchange doubtful looks.
The wife takes charge.
“Well Bruce,” Tammy says. “We don’t want anything that might get us killed. Being from Dallas, we were raised with some common sense.”
The audience hisses.
(Cut to camera five)
The husband steps up.
“That’s right, Bruce. Simply put, we want to be famous for a day. That’s it. Then we can write a book and live off the royalties.”
The audience erupts into a frenzy of catcalls.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil’s eyebrows touch the top of his head. His voice slithers like a snake.
“Is that so?”
My heart plummets. These Texans are flirting with disaster. If they’d stuck to the script, they might be safe. They were supposed to ask for a lifetime’s supply of Super Bowl tickets. Easy-peasy. Who do these cowpokes think they are? Do they really think they can outsmart the Devil?
“Well then,” I say, shakily. “I’m sure Damion can arrange that.”
I raise my arms.
“What does the audience think?”
The audience goes ballistic.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil, still towering over the Texans, leans into the camera.
“Famous, eh?”
His lips smack against his face. When he touches the dude’s shoulder, the cowboy swipes his arm away.
The audience boos. Someone tosses an egg onto the podium, narrowly missing the contestants.
“Woah! Easy does it!” I spurt out.
All hell breaks loose.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The crew gets busy, disposing of both the egg and the agitator.
(Cut to camera one)
I wipe my sweaty forehead.
“Tough crowd.”
The audience hoots.
The Devil sneers.
“SILENCE!”
Flames flash across the room.
People shriek, including me.
(Close up of Damion)
The Devil, boasting his gambler’s grin, turns to the contestants.
“Yes, yes. You WILL be famous. But just for one day.”
The audience roars their approval.
I shudder. Never in all my years, have I felt so much animosity from an audience. I’ll be lucky to make it out alive.
(Split screen)
“Sounds like the Devil has a plan.”
I try to sound cheerful. But cheerfulness is the opposite of how I feel.
(Cut to camera one)
“Tell us Damion…and all of Hell…what you’ve got cooked up?”
The audience leans in.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil winks at Tammy.
“Well, I do believe it’s time for those two cowpokes to become famous. Am I correct?”
The audience jumps to their feet, chanting: “FAMOUS.… FAMOUS…. FAMOUS.…”
(Split screen)
Tammy looks pleased. Her partner, on the other hand, is showing concern. His shoulders are tense, he’s swallowed his bottom lip.
Damion dazzles the audience.
“Famous, y’all shall be.”
He snaps his fingers.
BAM.
The studio goes dark.
Someone in the audience screams.
Tammy gasps.
Tex grunts.
(Cut to camera one)
I shrug.
Is this Damion’s latest trick? Or did they finally cut the power? We give the impression that this show is hugely popular; but in truth, outside of Hell, this show is a dud. Cable and internet companies avoid us like the plague.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The contestants vanish under a cloud of fog.
A flaming pentagram floats across the stage.
“Well, isn’t that just dandy!”
The Devil points to the large screen behind the audience.
“Mister and Missus Cowpoke are about to jump the falls!”
He snaps his fingers, then he disappears.
My legs go weak. My heart is beating irregularly again. I still don’t know he does it. How any of this works. Suddenly, I’m alone on stage, shaking in my fine Italian boots, while the audience grows rowdier by the second.
Cameras mounted on drones are pointed at Tammy and Tex, who are trapped inside a large, steel barrel, with Niagara Falls looming below them.
Damion flies across the falls, lands next to Tammy and Tex. He taps the barrel.
“Ain’t she a beauty?”
The audience hurrahs.
The barrel is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Although it’s huge, and probably weighs a ton, it barely contains the two Texans, who are kicking and screaming, cursing up a storm.
“Get me the hell out of here!” Tammy’s voice rips through the noise of the falls. “NOW!”
Damion frowns.
“You wanted to be famous. Am I right?”
The audience chants, “FAMOUS…. FAMOUS.… FAMOUS….”
Tex pokes his head out of the barrel, cowboy hat and all.
“Now wait one minute, Damion. That’s unfair. We wanted fame. Not death.”
The Devil chuckles.
“The two are synonymous, am I right?”
The audience agrees.
Damion checks his watch.
“Well then…”
He slams the lid shut.
That’s the end of the Texans, as far as I’m concerned.
(Close up of Damion)
“Whatcha think? Should they jump the falls?”
The audience shouts, “JUMP…. JUMP…. JUMP….”
(Cut to camera two)
My insides are melting. I’m petrified. You’d think working with the Devil would get easier over time. You’d be dead wrong.
“Looks like the people have spoken!” I hear myself say.
The audience continues their chant.
(Cut to overhead camera)
“Excellent,” Damion says, fiddling his fingers.
He looks over the cliff, and makes a sour face.
“Wowsers. That’s a long way down!”
“JUMP…. JUMP…. JUMP….”
“And so much water!”
(Cut to camera one)
My worried-sick face appears on the screen.
I straighten up.
“Once they jump, Tam and Tex will surely be famous!”
Except of course, they won’t be famous. Not in this world anyways. They’ve been duped. Why these people sign up to die is beyond me. Perhaps we’ve reached a spectacular level of stupidity in human evolution.
(Cut to overhead camera)
Damion’s lips stretch across his reddened face, his arms flex like a weightlifter.
“I’ll give them a helping hand.”
He rolls the giant barrel to the very edge of the cliff, ignoring the banging and hollering coming from within the steel coffin.
“Tammy, Tex…” His lips stretch into a snarl. “Prepare for fame!”
The audience is on their feet.
Damion shoves the barrel over the edge.
(Split screen)
The barrel tumbles down the falls, disappearing into the fast-moving water.
The audience holds its breath.
(Cut to spy camera)
Inside the barrel, the Texans are shrieking. Their heads and arms and legs collide. Chunks of puke pour across Tammy’s sickening face, who’s calling Tex every name in the book, and it’s a big book. Meanwhile, Tex is like a frog in a blender. His face is green, his nose is broken; blood is leaking from every orifice.
There’s a loud crash as the barrel plunders underwater.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The barrel resurfaces, traveling dangerously downstream.
The audience is back on their feet, fist-pumping.
(Split screen)
What troubles me is how the pedestrians and tourists, crowding the streets, remain oblivious. To them, this is nothing out of the ordinary. Nobody watches, or even takes a pic. I’m starting to suspect foul play. Somehow, Damion is controlling this. He’s using dark magic. A spell. Maybe none of this is real. Except of course, it is real.
(Cut to camera one)
I’m trembling.
“What a jump!” my voice ricochets off the studio walls. “They’ll be famous in no time!”
The audience chants:
“FAMOUS…. FAMOUS…. FAMOUS….”
(Closeup of the Devil)
“Yes, yes. An excellent jump, I must say.”
He peaks over the edge.
“Looks like they could use some help.”
(Cut to overhead camera)
Damion flies towards the barrel, which is bouncing off rocks and debris.
(Cut to spy camera)
Blood. So much blood in such a tight space. Tammy’s hair is in disarray. Her face is beyond repair. Tex swallowed his hat. One of his eyeballs is bouncing like a Superball. His left arm is flapping nonsensically. It isn’t attached.
(Cut to camera four)
The Devil scoops up the barrel, then flies to shore. When his feet touch the ground, he shakes off the water, cat-like, then glares at the camera.
“What a jump!”
He cranks open the lip.
(Split screen)
Tammy spills out. So does Tex’s left arm.
The audience gasps.
Damion applauds.
“Such valor and swagger!”
(Cut to camera five)
Tammy is flopping fish-like, barely clinging to life. Her mouth is full of blood and brains.
The Devil puts his foot on her head.
“SAY CHEESE.”
From out of nowhere, a photographer appears.
SNAP.
Damion, looking pleased with himself, is suddenly holding a newspaper.
(Closeup of newspaper)
The headline splashes across the screen: IDIOTS JUMP THE FALLS.
(Cut to camera four)
Damion shoves the newspaper in front of her face.
“Looks like Tammy and Tex are famous.”
Tammy's eyes twitch. Clearly, she needs medical assistance. I’m surprised she’s still alive. Her husbands brains are splattered across the inside of the barrel.
The very sight of this makes me gag.
Tammy tries to speak, but fails. Her eyes are filled with rage.
Damion tosses the leftover arm into the water, then shrugs.
“Sorry about your hubby.”
(Cut to camera two)
With wobbly knees, I face the audience.
“Looks like the barrel got the best of Tex!”
The audience bellows.
I continue to talk involuntarily.
“Gosh dolly. Look at all that blood!”
“MORE BLOOD…. MORE BLOOD…. MORE BLOOD….”
I find myself chanting along.
Suddenly, my vision blurs. I clutch my chest. Maybe I’ll suffer a heart attack on live TV. Hell waits for no one, I suppose.
(Cut to camera four)
Tammy spits blood on Damion’s boot.
“Devil be damned.” I blurt.
Damion’s face twists into a ball of fury.
“Now, now, Tammy. That wasn’t very nice.”
He crushes her fingers with his boots.
Tammy yelps.
“I was gonna save your long-limbed partner over there,” he points. “Not anymore!”
The audience is bloodthirsty. Paper airplanes and rotten eggs whizz past me. I duck just in time.
(Closeup of contestant)
Tammy’s tongue is leaking from her bloodied face. She’s missing her front teeth. Damion digs his spiky heel deep into her blood-soaked abdomen.
“I reckon you’ll need medical assistance.”
He snaps his fingers.
Suddenly, they're back in the studio.
Damion is as happy as a filthy pig. Next to him is Tammy, who’s caked in blood and gore. Her corpse-of-a-husband spills from the gigantic steel barrel, taking center stage.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The contestant’s children rush the stage. They’re delirious.
The crew hurry out and drag them aside, along with Tammy, who's rushed to the hospital, where she will certainly die.
“Now that’s what I call speedy service!”
My voice appalls me. So does this job. If only I’d listened to my mother, and got into politics.
Damion snaps his finger, then disappears under a plume of dusty smoke.
(Cut to camera one)
“Well, there you have it folks. That’s the last you’ll see of Tammy and Tex. But fret not, they had their moment of fame…in Hell!”
The audience is tossing trash onto the stage.
I narrowly dodge a projectile.
“Hope you’ve enjoyed Season Two as much as I did.”
I hated it.
“And, unless the Devil strikes me down,” and he very-well might, “I hope to see you this Fall, for Season Three of…”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
Season Two
Season One

Season 2 Finale
“You look worried Bruce,” my producer jokes, moments before going live. “Even for you.”
This gets a chuckle from the crew.
“Quiet on the set!”
I’m already shaking in my shoes. Not a good sign. Working for the Devil is extremely stressful. And dangerous. And certainly not for the faint of heart. Why I took this gig is beyond me.
(Cue creepy music)
“Going live in five…four…three…”
I get the nod.
(Cut to camera one)
“Greetings Hell Beings and hell raisers. Welcome to the Season 2 finale of….”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
I wave my arms in the air.
The audience jumps to their feet.
Someone heckles.
“Alright. Knock it off.”
I serve up my best game show-host grin. It looks as fake as this cheap Hollywood studio.
“As you probably know, my name is Bruce Davie, and I’m the host of…”
(Cue audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
There’s a disturbance in the audience. A crew member forcefully removes someone. The commotion settles, and I get the go-ahead.
“Phew! A feisty crowd tonight!”
My painted-on smile takes up the entire screen. So does my gleaming bald head.
“Now I know what you’re thinking. What’s the Devil got in store for us this evening?”
The audience rumbles.
I shrug.
“Honestly, I wish I knew!”
This is true. But I’m sure it has something to do with me spending an eternity in Hell. It’s right there in my contract, which runs out after this episode.
(Cut to camera two)
“So, without further ado, let’s bring out tonight’s contestants, shall we?”
The audience roars.
“And yes, you heard me correctly. Tonight, for the first time ever in this show’s defamatory history, we’ve got two contestants!”
Audience is on their feet, whooping and hollering.
(Cut to camera three)
(Cue music)
A middle-aged couple promenade towards the podium. They’re dressed like cowboys, and walk with a sense of purpose.
(Split screen)
“Welcome, both of you.”
More like: Welcome to your funeral.
“Tell us a wee bit about yourselves, why don’t you?”
(Cut to camera four)
The woman speaks first. Her hair is amber, her complexion as pale as light beer.
“Well, Bruce. My name is Tammy. I’m a stay-at-home mom. This here’s my partner, Tex. He owns his own gun shop. We live in Austin Texas, with three beautiful children, who are with us here tonight.”
She points.
(Cut to overhead camera)
Two tall boys and a young girl, each dressed head-to-toe in denim, stand and bow.
The audience applauds.
(Split screen)
The other contestant approaches the microphone. He’s as tall as an ivory tower, with a voice like a banjo.
“Howdy Bruce. Good to be here.”
He tilts his cowboy hat. His square jaw and rugged good looks give Chuck Norris a run for his money.
I salute them.
(Cut to camera two)
“Well then, now that we’re finished with the formalities, I do believe it’s time to…”
(Cue audience)
“BRING OUT THE DEVIL.”
(Cue creepy music)
(Cue pyrotechnics)
The stage fills with fire and brimstone. Pentagrams slice through the air. The Devil appears suddenly, dressed in a shiny new devil suit, tailored specifically for tonight’s show. It’s jet-black, and leaves little to the imagination. His pitchforked tail follows closely behind him as he approaches the podium.
(Cut to Camera five)
The Devil wraps his arms around the two contestants, kisses them both on the cheek.
Tex, clearly perturbed, winces, then grudgingly wipes his cheek.
The Devil snarls, then looks him up and down.
“Looks like everything isn’t bigger in Texas,” the Devil teases. Suddenly, he’s grown over eight-feet tall, and is looming over the tall Texan.
(Cut to camera three)
The bright lights and furious makeup make me look like a cartoon.
“What an exciting night this promises to be!”
Tammy steps forward.
“You bet it is, Bruce. We’ve watched every episode. We just love…”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
(Cut to camera three)
“Of course!” Damion boasts. “This is Hell’s most popular show. And for good reason.”
He slaps the woman’s backside with his tail, then raises his eyebrows mockingly. The cowboy puffs out his chest, fists clenched, daring him to touch his wife again.
“Woah, easy there pardner.”
Damion nudges Tex.
Tammy is flushed. “Don’t mind Tex. He’s the jealous kind.”
“Oh really?”
Damion’s tail is now shaped like a lasso. With it, he snags Tammy and pulls her close. Her face turns tomato-red.
The cowboy grunts, pulling it off with one strong swoop.
The audience boos.
The Devil snickers.
I feel sick. If this is to be my last episode (or final day on Earth), I don’t want it spoiled by this denim-clad dude whose hat is bigger than his brains, or by Damion, who seems extra feisty tonight. Even for him.
(Cut to camera one)
I clear my throat.
“Tell us, Tammy and Tex…no, tell all of Hell…what it is your beating hearts desire?”
The audience is on the edge of their seats.
(Split screen)
The Texans exchange doubtful looks.
The wife takes charge.
“Well Bruce,” Tammy says. “We don’t want anything that might get us killed. Being from Dallas, we were raised with some common sense.”
The audience hisses.
(Cut to camera five)
The husband steps up.
“That’s right, Bruce. Simply put, we want to be famous for a day. That’s it. Then we can write a book and live off the royalties.”
The audience erupts into a frenzy of catcalls.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil’s eyebrows touch the top of his head. His voice slithers like a snake.
“Is that so?”
My heart plummets. These Texans are flirting with disaster. If they’d stuck to the script, they might be safe. They were supposed to ask for a lifetime’s supply of Super Bowl tickets. Easy-peasy. Who do these cowpokes think they are? Do they really think they can outsmart the Devil?
“Well then,” I say, shakily. “I’m sure Damion can arrange that.”
I raise my arms.
“What does the audience think?”
The audience goes ballistic.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil, still towering over the Texans, leans into the camera.
“Famous, eh?”
His lips smack against his face. When he touches the dude’s shoulder, the cowboy swipes his arm away.
The audience boos. Someone tosses an egg onto the podium, narrowly missing the contestants.
“Woah! Easy does it!” I spurt out.
All hell breaks loose.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The crew gets busy, disposing of both the egg and the agitator.
(Cut to camera one)
I wipe my sweaty forehead.
“Tough crowd.”
The audience hoots.
The Devil sneers.
“SILENCE!”
Flames flash across the room.
People shriek, including me.
(Close up of Damion)
The Devil, boasting his gambler’s grin, turns to the contestants.
“Yes, yes. You WILL be famous. But just for one day.”
The audience roars their approval.
I shudder. Never in all my years, have I felt so much animosity from an audience. I’ll be lucky to make it out alive.
(Split screen)
“Sounds like the Devil has a plan.”
I try to sound cheerful. But cheerfulness is the opposite of how I feel.
(Cut to camera one)
“Tell us Damion…and all of Hell…what you’ve got cooked up?”
The audience leans in.
(Cut to camera three)
The Devil winks at Tammy.
“Well, I do believe it’s time for those two cowpokes to become famous. Am I correct?”
The audience jumps to their feet, chanting: “FAMOUS.… FAMOUS…. FAMOUS.…”
(Split screen)
Tammy looks pleased. Her partner, on the other hand, is showing concern. His shoulders are tense, he’s swallowed his bottom lip.
Damion dazzles the audience.
“Famous, y’all shall be.”
He snaps his fingers.
BAM.
The studio goes dark.
Someone in the audience screams.
Tammy gasps.
Tex grunts.
(Cut to camera one)
I shrug.
Is this Damion’s latest trick? Or did they finally cut the power? We give the impression that this show is hugely popular; but in truth, outside of Hell, this show is a dud. Cable and internet companies avoid us like the plague.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The contestants vanish under a cloud of fog.
A flaming pentagram floats across the stage.
“Well, isn’t that just dandy!”
The Devil points to the large screen behind the audience.
“Mister and Missus Cowpoke are about to jump the falls!”
He snaps his fingers, then he disappears.
My legs go weak. My heart is beating irregularly again. I still don’t know he does it. How any of this works. Suddenly, I’m alone on stage, shaking in my fine Italian boots, while the audience grows rowdier by the second.
Cameras mounted on drones are pointed at Tammy and Tex, who are trapped inside a large, steel barrel, with Niagara Falls looming below them.
Damion flies across the falls, lands next to Tammy and Tex.
He taps the barrel.
“Ain’t she a beauty?”
The audience hurrahs.
The barrel is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Although it’s huge, and probably weighs a ton, it barely contains the two Texans, who are kicking and screaming, cursing up a storm.
“Get me the hell out of here!” Tammy’s voice rips through the noise of the falls. “NOW!”
Damion frowns.
“You wanted to be famous. Am I right?”
The audience chants, “FAMOUS…. FAMOUS.… FAMOUS….”
Tex pokes his head out of the barrel, cowboy hat and all.
“Now wait one minute, Damion. That’s unfair. We wanted fame. Not death.”
The Devil chuckles.
“The two are synonymous, am I right?”
The audience agrees.
Damion checks his watch.
“Well then...”
He slams the lid shut.
That’s the end of the Texans, as far as I’m concerned.
(Close up of Damion)
“Whatcha think? Should they jump the falls?”
The audience shouts, “JUMP…. JUMP…. JUMP….”
(Cut to camera two)
My insides are melting. I’m petrified. You’d think working with the Devil would get easier over time. You’d be dead wrong.
“Looks like the people have spoken!” I hear myself say.
The audience continues their chant.
(Cut to overhead camera)
“Excellent,” Damion says, fiddling his fingers.
He looks over the cliff, and makes a sour face.
“Wowsers. That’s a long way down!”
“JUMP…. JUMP…. JUMP....”
“And so much water!”
(Cut to camera one)
My worried-sick face appears on the screen.
I straighten up.
“Once they jump, Tam and Tex will surely be famous!”
Except of course, they won’t be famous. Not in this world anyways. They’ve been duped. Why these people sign up to die is beyond me. Perhaps we’ve reached a spectacular level of stupidity in human evolution.
(Cut to overhead camera)
Damion’s lips stretch across his reddened face, his arms flex like a weightlifter.
“I’ll give them a helping hand.”
He rolls the giant barrel to the very edge of the cliff, ignoring the banging and hollering coming from within the steel coffin.
“Tammy, Tex…” His lips stretch into a snarl. “Prepare for fame!”
The audience is on their feet.
Damion shoves the barrel over the edge.
(Split screen)
The barrel tumbles down the falls, disappearing into the fast-moving water.
The audience holds its breath.
(Cut to spy camera)
Inside the barrel, the Texans are shrieking. Their heads and arms and legs collide. Chunks of puke pour across Tammy’s sickening face, who’s calling Tex every name in the book, and it’s a big book. Meanwhile, Tex is like a frog in a blender. His face is green, his nose is broken; blood is leaking from every orifice.
There’s a loud crash as the barrel plunders underwater.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The barrel resurfaces, traveling dangerously downstream.
The audience is back on their feet, fist-pumping.
(Split screen)
What troubles me is how the pedestrians and tourists, crowding the streets, remain oblivious. To them, this is nothing out of the ordinary. Nobody watches, or even takes a pic. I’m starting to suspect foul play. Somehow, Damion is controlling this. He’s using dark magic. A spell. Maybe none of this is real. Except of course, it is real.
(Cut to camera one)
I’m trembling.
“What a jump!” my voice ricochets off the studio walls. “They’ll be famous in no time!”
The audience chants:
“FAMOUS…. FAMOUS…. FAMOUS….”
(Closeup of the Devil)
“Yes, yes. An excellent jump, I must say.”
He peaks over the edge.
“Looks like they could use some help.”
(Cut to overhead camera)
Damion flies towards the barrel, which is bouncing off rocks and debris.
(Cut to spy camera)
Blood. So much blood in such a tight space. Tammy’s hair is in disarray. Her face is beyond repair. Tex swallowed his hat. One of his eyeballs is bouncing like a Superball. His left arm is flapping nonsensically. It isn’t attached.
(Cut to camera four)
The Devil scoops up the barrel, then flies to shore. When his feet touch the ground, he shakes off the water, cat-like, then glares at the camera.
“What a jump!”
He cranks open the lip.
(Split screen)
Tammy spills out. So does Tex’s left arm.
The audience gasps.
Damion applauds.
“Such valor and swagger!”
(Cut to camera five)
Tammy is flopping fish-like, barely clinging to life. Her mouth is full of blood and brains.
The Devil puts his foot on her head.
“SAY CHEESE.”
From out of nowhere, a photographer appears.
SNAP.
Damion, looking pleased with himself, is suddenly holding a newspaper.
(Closeup of newspaper)
The headline splashes across the screen: IDIOTS JUMP THE FALLS.
(Cut to camera four)
Damion shoves the newspaper in front of her face.
“Looks like Tammy and Tex are famous.”
Tammy's eyes twitch. Clearly, she needs medical assistance. I’m surprised she’s still alive. Her husbands brains are splattered across the inside of the barrel. The very sight of this makes me gag.
Tammy tries to speak, but fails. Her eyes are filled with rage.
Damion tosses the leftover arm into the water, then shrugs.
“Sorry about your hubby.”
(Cut to camera two)
With wobbly knees, I face the audience.
“Looks like the barrel got the best of Tex!”
The audience bellows.
I continue to talk involuntarily.
“Gosh dolly. Look at all that blood!”
“MORE BLOOD…. MORE BLOOD…. MORE BLOOD….”
I find myself chanting along.
Suddenly, my vision blurs. I clutch my chest. Maybe I’ll suffer a heart attack on live TV. Hell waits for no one, I suppose.
(Cut to camera four)
Tammy spits blood on Damion’s boot.
“Devil be damned.” I blurt.
Damion’s face twists into a ball of fury.
“Now, now, Tammy. That wasn’t very nice.”
He crushes her fingers with his boots.
Tammy yelps.
“I was gonna save your long-limbed partner over there,” he points. “Not anymore!”
The audience is bloodthirsty. Paper airplanes and rotten eggs whizz past me. I duck just in time.
(Closeup of contestant)
Tammy’s tongue is leaking from her bloodied face. She’s missing her front teeth. Damion digs his spiky heel deep into her blood-soaked abdomen.
“I reckon you’ll need medical assistance.”
He snaps his fingers.
Suddenly, they're back in the studio.
Damion is as happy as a filthy pig. Next to him is Tammy, who’s caked in blood and gore. Her corpse-of-a-husband spills from the gigantic steel barrel, taking center stage.
(Cut to overhead camera)
The contestant’s children rush the stage. They’re delirious.
The crew hurry out and drag them aside, along with Tammy, who's rushed to the hospital, where she will certainly die.
“Now that’s what I call speedy service!”
My voice appalls me. So does this job. If only I’d listened to my mother, and got into politics.
Damion snaps his finger, then disappears under a plume of dusty smoke.
(Cut to camera one)
“Well, there you have it folks. That’s the last you’ll see of Tammy and Tex. But fret not, they had their moment of fame…in Hell!”
The audience is tossing trash onto the stage.
I narrowly dodge a projectile.
“Hope you’ve enjoyed Season Two as much as I did.”
I hated it.
“And, unless the Devil strikes me down,” and he very-well might, “I hope to see you this Fall, for Season Three of…”
(Cue the audience)
“LET’S MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.”
Season Two
Season One

I'm not into SU enough to make a full fic, but I had this specific scene in my mind of an oc I have that I wanted to share.
The oc is a black Zircon who's a cruel tactician and manipulator working for Rose.
Rose does not condone any of her actions. In fact, if I made this a full fic Rose would poof her.
xxXxx
In a giant room stood two figures. The first was White Diamond, the leader of homeworld and it's greatest authority.
The second was a smiling Black Gem. A black Zircon. Pink's tactician.
"Ahh, White Diamond. How've you been? Good? Glad you agreed to this meeting so we can solve this peacefully." Said Black Zircon cheerfully with a sinister smile.
"You say it as if you didn't threaten to shatter blue and yellow to make me come here." Said WD with a smile that ever so slightly seethed anger.
"Oh, yeah! That! If it's any consolation, they were piss easy to catch compared to you." Said BZ cheerfully with a big smile. "I mean, blue was so easy to manipulate with all her snotty sobs. A few dramatic words about pink and she came running. Then we shot her with a few cannons. Good times."
White Diamond didn't reply, maintaining her perfect smile as she stared Zircon down.
"Then we have yellow. Man, she was BEGGING to be provoked." Said BZ enthusiastically. "And all we needed were some insulative shields and her powers were useless. How did you three get to be the highest perfect authority when you're this easy to screw over?"
WD smiled. "I think you played your little game for long enough." She said as she spread her light over Black Zircon.
WD expected this to be the end. She would control Black Zircon and this whole debacle would be over. The one who shattered the most of homeworld's gems and terrified them with her name.
But it didn't work. The diamond was shocked. So shocked she thought that maybe she imagined she did it before she actually did.
"Something wrong, Hun?" Asked BZ in a sadistic tone. "Powers not working?"
"What have you done?" WD asked, her perfect demeanor starting to crack.
Seeing White Diamond slightly panic, Black Zircon grinned.
"Not much." BZ shrugged. "Maybe your powers just suck."
WD's face twisted with anger before she tried to stomp onto BZ. "You dare-"
Slip
Before white diamond could finish her sentence before she suddenly slipped and fell onto her stomach in front of an unflinching Zircon.
Seeing this, BZ immediately burst into laughter. "Pfft yeah, I hehe sorta greased up the place." She said. "Hahahaha! Didn't expect it to work this well!"
White Diamond glared at the laughing Zircon before trying grab her with her giant hands.
But he caught nothing. Her hands went right through the Zircon.
"Oh, yeah. Forgot to tell you. I'm not here!" Said BZ cheerfully.
"What?" Asked WD in confusion before she noticed a crushed drone in her hands. She, however, didn't notice a dark blue poofed gem behind Black Zircon's foot. "Impossible."
"Nice trick, right? It also PARTIALLY accounts for any detection abilities you might have that I don't know about." Said BZ proudly. "Either way, this is gonna look good when I show it to everyone."
WD let out a sound of confusion before many holographic screens surrounded her, showing the inelegant scene of her slipping and falling before trying to capture Zircon with her hands.
"Can you imagine what would happen if this got leaked?" Asked Zircon cheerfully. "The scandal it would be?"
"You think I'm threatened by this? You think this little plan of yours will phase me?"
Black Zircon stared silently at White Diamond for a good ten seconds before speaking.
"Wow, you really are self absorbed." Said Zircon with a smile as if she hadn't known and planned all of this. "Plan? Lady, I just wanted publicly humiliate you."
White Diamond froze, prompting black Zircon to continue.
"You think this has some higher purpose? No. Heck, the reason I joined Rose was cause simply why not?" Remarked Zircon cheerfully. "You diamonds danced on the palm of someone who's doing it on a whim. So much for perfect diamonds, am I right?"
"Shut up!" WD exclaimed angrily. "I AM perfect."
"Not anymore. Once I show this conversation to every gem across the universe, you'll have an irremovable stain on your perfect image. When anyone remembers you, they'll remember this very moment of you still sticking stomach first to ground defeated by me. By the way, why haven't you gotten up yet? Do you like the greasy floor that much?"
White Diamond immediately got up in a panic from the ground and looked down on the Zircon, causing the latter to chuckle which only infuriated the former.
"Now, let's make a deal. You do what I want and no one sees this footage or you refuse and watch your precious perfection crumble." Offered Black Zircon in a serious tone. "What will it be?"
WD glared at the Zircon. "You think this will stop me? I will shatter all those who mock me until no one-"
"And then everyone will remember you as a brute. They won't say anything, but you'll see it in their eyes. They'll mock you every chance they get until you're nothing but a joke to them."
Suddenly, the floating holographic screens surrounding White Diamond showed silhouettes of some gems.
"Pathetic." "How far she's fallen." "So barbaric." The silhouettes mocked WD, causing the diamond's expression to falter.
Each insult and comment stabbed at her inflated ego. Each insult broke her more and more.
"Fine! What do you want?" Asked WD with a desperate look on her face.
Black Zircon smiled, knowing she had won. All she had to do was ask White Diamond to leave earth and never come back. So simple.
But Zircon didn't want JUST that.
"Hmm, I don't know...what are you offering?" She asked with a sadistic smile.
White Diamond froze. "What? I'm not offering you anything! You should be glad I'm-" she said before Zircon cut her off with the sound of her almost falling.
"Woah woah woah! I was so scared of your words that I nearly fell onto the button that ruins your life! I should probably move it, but I know you're a polite little lady on the inside and won't do that again." Zircon looked down on the diamond with a smug expression.
She was gonna squeeze the diamond for all she's worth.
"And you better make a good offer. Perfection isn't cheap, y'know?"
xxXxx
This probs sucks, but hey whatever.
Toodles.

Me and my friend have been close for about 7 months now.
We’ve talked on the phone every day, send memes to each other, text, and play games and whatnot.
She has a boyfriend and me and the boyfriend are fine and don’t have a problem with each other. We’ve actually communicated privately before.
Well the reason she doesn’t wanna give me her number is to “respect the relationship she has with her boyfriend” which is valid. She set that boundary up 2 months ago and I respect it till right now. I mean it’s not a surprise that friends have each others numbers right? Why are we communicating over a texting application if we’re friends?
That’s not what confuses me however this is. She was playing a voicemail back to when she applied to her job application, in the voicemail she said her number and when that part started playing, after the first three digits she jumped back really uncomfortably stating “ woah woah woah!” Like we just met and i’m a stranger She just almost leaked her social security number to.
And 2 days later I was joking about how she did that, and she looks dead in the camera and asks me “we’re you listening for my phone number?” So by this statement alone I don’t even think she wants to respect her relationship, she just doesn’t trust me for some reason.
And if that’s the case I don’t understand why your gossiping to me about your relationship issues, friendship issues, and personal family things when I can’t even have your number? It’s kinda like we’re very close until something (her number) comes up that shouldn’t even come up but should be automatic.
She’s a good friend too. It’s not like she calls me only for emotional support and whatnot, i call her too and she helps me out with things I need help with and doesn’t half ass it.
I just don’t like how she’s molding me into a friend she wants me to be, like I’m some robot to not ask questions.

Moving In - Time to be a Hero - Volume 22
Monday 11th June 2017
WARNING: THIS VOLUME CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!
Uh right? I think that's everything, let's see... I've got my clothes, my shampoo and other toiletries, Sparrow costume and weapons and my valuables. Is there anything else I shouldn't leave behind? I don't think so? That should be me then! I shut the suitcase and zip it up. I place it onto the ground as I put my school bag on and make my way to the door. Making sure I've got every bag with me I glance back at the hotel room. I've spent a long time here, it feels like the end of an era? One ends, and another begins kinda deal you know? I've been very lonely in this room at times, and I thought that it would never change...but now it has. I'm moving in with my girlfriend today. The first person in years, that I could say that I truly love and care for. Monika. Sigh...why am I getting so much luck nowadays? Oh, who really cares about luck Botan?! It's not like I'll miss this place! I leave the room making sure to take my key with me as I walk down the hallway dragging my bags on a cart that was supplied to me from the staff. I enter the elevator and head down to the ground floor. I wonder if Monika is ready to leave yet? I heard that she's getting Sayori to help her pack, whether or not she'll actually help is another matter. I arrive at the ground floor as I take my cart to the front desk and ring the bell. I'll probably miss that bell, it makes a nice noise. The manager comes out and smiles at me.
HM: "Ah Botan! This is you checking out eh?" I nod.
B: "Yeap! This is me, found a place to move into with my girlfriend!"
HM: "Ah! Lovely, I got a few noise complaints from you a few days ago~" ...
B: "Don't bring that up again please."
HM: "I will not! Let's see..." Ah! The bill for staying, can't wait to hear this~ "Your due....753,512 yen please~" Wow if I didn't have this power I would be fucked! I nod as he looks at me. "How would you like to pay~?"
B: "What do you take for that sum?"
HM: "Oh please! I'm letting you pick~" Wow, that is so nice of you Mr.Smug!
B: "Well, I guess..? Cash?" He nods as I start pulling out my wallet.
HM: "ohoho!"
B: "What's so funny?"
HM: "There is no way you have that kind of money! You must be joking-" I place an envelope on the desk. "Huh?"
B: "I wasn't getting my wallet, I was getting that. In there is a check for the sum you stated, I worked it out last night after about an hour or so~" He opens it and checks the amount.
HM: "It's....753,512 yen? Right on the spot?"
B: "You're very welcome~" I just won't tell him that I needed Yuri to double check and then correct me on that sum of money.
HM: "Ah...okay uh? Thank you sir!" Changed his tune right quickly didn't he? After actually receiving so much cash he just stopped functioning normally.
B: "Of course, now goodbye." I take my bags and head for the exit.
HM: "Goodbye sir!" I walk out of the door and sigh.
B: "Fuck you too!" I shake my head. "Right, taxi!" I summon a taxi but then a car pulls up? I see Alex step out as he looks at me with my bags? "Timed that well, didn't you?"
A: "I always do~" I shut the cabby door as I walk over to Alex and load my bags in. "Right then, get in!" He sits back into his car as I take shotgun. He pulls away as I look at the hotel one last time.
B: "I never want to see that place again."
A: "It's a five star hotel is it not? Did you really hate the stay that much?"
B: "Five stars can stretch for me, just not very well over two months or so. Heh, their breakfasts also were the fucking worst." Alex huffs.
A: "Tch, be grateful! You could've picked yourself an even worse hotel! Be humble about the fact that they put with your sorry ass over a span of a couple of months or so!" I shake my head. "Anyway, where am I going?? Am I meeting up at Monika's place or going straight to the house?"
B: "Monika's place." He nods as we take a right. "I didn't know you drive?"
A: "Nobody does, because I can teleport..." I slowly look at him.
B: "Why are you driving right now?!"
A: "I knew that was coming! Everybody says that when they get in my car!" Alex shakes his head as we come to a stop in front of a red light.
B: "You're wasting precious fuel and time!" He sighs.
A: "Why do I bother?" I shake my head as we start to get going again. "So where's this place you got?"
B: "It's nothing spectacular, just a little apartment near school."
A: "In that block of flats?" I nod.
B: "Yeah, near the top."
A: "I heard they're rather nice? They just got built recently so it might just be a brand new house no?"
B: "Yeah, we're actually the first ones in there. It's why we get to move in so fast, there was nobody to move out. It's pretty spacey as well but it's still a flat, I don't want anything too spectacular for us. No need raising eyebrows."
A: "Fair." Alex thinks to himself a little bit as I watch the world from my window... "So are you sure about this?"
B: "About what exactly?"
A: "If you're sure about moving in with her. I mean, this sounds like you're pretty committed to both Monika and your relationship with her. I don't know about you but this Coomer agency sounds...pretty serious. I guess I'm just a little anxious about it."
B: "They are serious Alex, and to tell you the truth I don't really know myself." I sigh.
A: "...I see? So uh...what are these guys like? I heard you talk about them before but I never heard what they actually do when they come here."
B: "They do their usual song and dance, lock the town down and search every home claiming a gas leak or some other risk. They check records, they check reports, they check everything. They basically flip this town upside down, shake it down a few times and then give it a thorough search before moving on. They rarely miss things."
A: "Okay...can we beat them?" I think to myself.
B: "...maybe. That's a maybe. Not yes. Not no. Maybe. If we play our cards smart and right, we will win." He nods.
A: "These guys are really serious then huh?"
B: "hmm, you don't even know it." We come to a stop in front of Monika's place as we see her packing some bags into the family car, I shake off the feeling of dread and worry as I see her face turn towards us. "There she is."
A: "Go say hello and get a loving kiss~" I look at Alex as he makes kissy faces at me?
B: "Watch me~" I get out of the car as Monika smiles at me and quickly walks over to me. "Hey you~"
M: "ehehe!" She hugs me tightly as she smiles. "Oh Botan! Today is the day! I can't believe this happening so quickly! The wonders of you and your forgery~"
B: "mhmhm! I do have my ways, yes~ Just don't go telling anyone about it."
M: "Sure! But on one condition~" She smiles at me. "These lips need to be sealed with a kiss~" I smile as we share a kiss in the middle of the street. I hear nearby footsteps so I pull out of the kiss to see Lei, her mom coming outside with a few boxes?
L: "There he is! My future son in law!" I smile at Lei as she walks over to us.
B: "Hello Lei! How are you today?" Monika backs away from me, albeit reluctantly as Lei smiles at both of us.
L: "I am just thrilled! My daughter is moving out with her boyfriend! I am pretty sad about her leaving home but at the same time, I'm just so excited to see her grow up!" Monika smiles.
M: "I'm really happy too mom! I just...it'll be a little tough for me to say goodbye to this place."
L: "That's alright Monika, you can take as long as you need~" Lei places a hand on Monika's cheek as mother and daughter share a loving stare with each other. "Ah, you're really leaving home. I knew this day would come but...gosh, my little baby is growing up so fast!" Lei has a few tears in her eyes as Monika quickly gives her a hug.
M: "I know! Just know that I love you mom. This will always be home to me." Lei smiles as she puts her arms around Monika.
L: "I know, you're always welcome back here Monika. You too Botan, you are part of this family now also~" She rubs my head as I chuckle in embarrassment. Looking for any distraction to take the attention away from my reddening face I notice Monikas' dad is not out here with us?
B: "Where's Hanso? Is he not here today?" Both girls look at me as Lei shakes her head.
L: "He's working today, but he already gave Monika his blessing this morning~" Lei pats her head. "Didn't he Monika~?"
M: "He did! I felt like a child again!" Lei smiles as Monika jumps up. "Oh! That reminds me!" Monika runs back into the house as Lei follows her? I look at Alex who's still waiting in the car as he checks his watch.
B: "Fuck off." He flips me off as Monika comes running out with a small gift?
M: "Here Botan! I got this for you!" She holds it to me as I take it? What is this? 'It's a gift silly~' "Oh! I didn't mean to-"
B: "Shush~" I press a finger to her lips as I smile at her. "I can see that Monika, what is it though?"
M: "Open it!" I shake my head as I begin to carefully open this gift. This is....the first gift I've ever gotten after all, I think? "Awww, oh shoot! Sorry..." Monika looks down as I smile at her, and place a hand on her shoulder.
B: "Hey~? I'm not going to be mad at you, not today of all days! I'll allow you to just a few peaks okay~?" She nods with a smile on her face.
M: "Just... savour the moment~" That I will. I open the gift to see a small locket?
B: "What is this?"
M: "Open it~" I open the locket to see a picture of a young girl who looks like Monika? On the other side is another picture of Monika just like it was taken yesterday? "This locket resembles your effect on me, who I was against who I am now~" I smile as I close the locket.
B: "That is just fantastic Monika~"
M: "Eheheh! Of course it is! Now, here!" She takes a small chain from the locket?
B: "It's a necklace??"
M: "No! It's a bracelet~" She holds out my hand as she places it around my wrist? "See? You can look at me whenever you want now~" ...hmph!
B: "Well thank you Monika that's just...brilliant." She smiles as we kiss again.
M: "I knew you would love it~" I look at the locket as it hangs by my wrist. I think I'll get used to that quickly Monika~ 'Good~' I smile at her as Lei walks out again.
L: "Have you got anything else to get Monika??"
M: "I don't think so?" Monika steps away from me as she turns to her mother.
L: "Well, then I think it's time we move on." Monika smiles at me.
B: "Are you ready?"
M: "Yes, but if it's okay can you give me a few minutes?" I nod as Lei smiles as she gestures to the door of the house.
B: "Okay then when you're ready to go, just follow us!" Both girls nod as they head back into the house and me into Alex's car.
M: "I'll be right behind you Botan~!" I smile at her as I get in the car, Alex quickly taking a look at my wrist?
A: "What the fuck is that?! That is so gay!" He laughs as I look at him.
B: "Shut up before I get blood on it." He stops laughing as everything goes quiet. "Good choice." Alex looks over to the house in silence.
A: "So...is she taking a minute?"
B: "Yes, Monika is taking a minute to say goodbye to the house she grew up in yes." Alex nods.
A: "Okay.... where are we going exactly??"
B: "Hillbrook heights? You know it?"
A: "Yeah of course!" He puts some directions into the sat nav as I spot Monika and Lei heading outside. Both waving at me as I bump Alexs' shoulder. "Eh?"
B: "They're heading out now, let's go."
A: "Right!" Alex starts up the car and honks the horn twice as we pull out. I look back to see Lei and Monika following us not too close behind.
- Monika's perspective -
L: "This is it~" I look back at the house as it disappears out of view. Well then, this is really it. No more being a little girl anymore, I'm a grown women moving out to live with my man! eheheh! My man! I smile as I can't sit still as mum smiles at me. "You seem very excited huh~?"
M: "Oh! I really can't sit still! I can't wait for us to get started!" Mum giggles at me.
L: "Well just be sure to visit us every now and then, we don't want you running off forever now. You have to come back and visit us~"
M: "Of course I will, you can also come visit us up there too!"
L: "Of course we will, me and your father will make sure that your both getting on well up there~"
M: "Great!" We come to a stop as mum hums to herself, I think I'll drop in on my love's thoughts~ Let's see...here we go!
B: "I don't really know if Alex is really that dumb or if he's in denial?" Heya baby~ "Oh? Hey Moni bear!" eheh! What you up to~? "Alex here is making my brain melt with his stupidity!" What's he done now? "Well...are you sure you want to hear it?" You know what? No, I can't bothered with his usual behaviour today. Just forget I asked. "Right, so what's up? I know you drop in all the time but this feels different?" No it's nothing! I just wanted to talk to you~ "Oh alright!" So how do you like my gift? "I love it! Alex called it gay but I made sure he knew his place." …remind me to put him in his place also. "Want me to pass it on?" Oh no, allow me~
Let's see...
A: "Ba de da do do! Be a de do! Skibab-!" Hey! Dickface! "Woah!? What the fuck?! Monika?!" What did you say about my bracelet?? "....oh did Botan tell you?" He did. Something wrong with me giving him a gift that's personal?! "No! Not at all! It's lovely! He showed me it!" What's in the locket then? "...ah...Botan-" Oh no you don't!
B: "Eh?" Ignore him. I've got him cornered. "Understood ma'am!"
A: "...he's ignoring me!" Well then, what's in the locket Alex? "...ah...a picture?" Of? "...It's of-...you?" ...wrong. "Ah shit! I'm sorry! I didn't mean anything by it!"
B: "..." I'm back darling~ "Oh? How did it go? I can see the fear in his eyes?" Oh he's rambling to himself right now, I'm just going to leave him to it! "ahaha! You're some girl! That's why I love you!" ah, Botan don't... "Oh Botan yes~ I really love you~" ehehe! You're getting me all worked up! "I'm sorry, let's just calm down eh? We're almost there after all." Fair, see you in five~ I step out of his head as I open my eyes again.
L: "What were you thinking about honey~?" I smile.
M: "Just...about the future, it's...open to all sorts of possibilities~" Mom smiles.
L: "Well better make me a grand mother sooner rather than later~" I gasp!
M: "Mum?! We can't have a child just yet! We're still both in school!" Mum laughs as we slow down. "Gosh..."
L: "This looks like the place!" I can't stay embarrassed for long as I see my new home, no our new home! The car stops as I quickly jump out and run over to my Botan!
- Botan's perspective-
Oh here we go! I see Monika running over with a smile as I look at her.
B: "Ready~?"
M: "Oh yes!" We hug as Alex gets out awkwardly.
A: "Well then, this place is nice..." We both glare at him. "...I'll just stay in the car."
M: "I think that's for the best." He gets back in as we look at our new home. "Awh, this is really home already?!"
B: "I know right?? Come on! Let's get in there!" She smiles as we walk into our new home. I go into my pocket for the keys as we call the elevator to our floor. Me, Monika and Lei all gather into the elevator. We head up to floor ten as we make our way up.
L: "Just so you guys know, I'm very proud of you both! I'm very happy that you've guys have reached such a stage with each other~" Monika takes my arm as she smiles.
M: "Thanks..."
B: "Yeah thank you." We arrive at our floor and get off to walk over to our apartment. I take the key and unlock the door as they walk inside. We look around as Monika smiles.
M: "This is it...our new home!" Lei smiles.
L: "Wow this place looks fabulous for you two! It's lovely!" She smiles as she walks around. I just sit back as- 'Hey?' I look at Monika, why are you talking like this? Anything can be said in front of your mom right?? 'I just...I love you...so much.' heh, I love you too. She smiles as she walks over to her mom. That was weird? Anyway, I better start unpacking with Alexs' help of course. 'Oh no darling! I have...other plans for that~' Oh? What are they? 'Give me two seconds~' … 'There we are!' What did you do? 'I just gave Alex a little motivation~' Huh? Alex comes in with suitcases and boxes as he looks miffed?
A: "Here." He leaves them at the front door and heads off? I suspected he just teleported up here with them? Anyway, what did you tell him? 'Oh? Just a little message~ If he didn't help us then...well Yuri would know about his stash~' ...I don't want to know. 'Better if you don't~' Lei smiles as she walks up to us.
L: "Well this place is lovely! I see that your friend already brought up your things? Do you want my help to unpack them?"
M: "Uh, no! I think we'll fine together~" Monika smiles as do I.
B: "Yeah, we don't want to take too much time out of your day. Besides, this is young guns game!" Lei smirks and chuckles a little.
L: "Oh nonsense! I'm here to help, and I am certainly not that old young man!" Monika giggles as I rub my head, probably not the best thing to say there really. "But, if you guys are just wanting time and privacy then just say! So, are you sure you won't need a hand?"
M: "It's okay mom, I think we'll able to handle it together~" Lei nods.
L: "Very well! I'll just head off now then!" She smiles at us as she heads out. "If you change your mind just call! See you later guys!"
M: "Bye mom!"
B: "See you!" She leaves as Monika closes the door.
M: "So? How about we put our hands and minds to work~?" I shrug.
B: "Well...what's the game plan?"
M: "Eheheh! You make what suits us and I'll arrange them!" I nod.
B: "Right, so where do we start first?"
M: "How about we start in the most important place? The bedroom~" We both smile. "Come on~" She drags me off as we begin to plan out our home.
…
After awhile of non stop making things and having to avoid multiple floating objects we are finally done. This place is amazing! It might be small but it's homely for me. I smile as does Monika. "Just look at this place!" She smiles at me. Our living room has two cream sofas along with a glass table, there's also a tv mounted onto the wall along with some family photos of hers. We also have a little drawer with some candles and other things. The kitchen is rather standard, a fridge, a cooker, a kettle, a toaster, a sink. Standard. The bathroom isn't anything special either with a sink, toilet and shower. But the bedroom is probably where our creativity shined brightest! In there is of course is our bed, which is king sized with the most comfiest mattress I was able to create. Monika also has a wardrobe for her clothes as I gave myself a drawer for my own. But there's also a chest in there with a lock, that's where we keep our gear. Only me or her can unlock it as I made keys for the lock. I draw back the curtains as she smiles. "This is it! This where I get to start living with you!" She falls onto the sofa and holds her hands out to me. "Come here~" I smile as I walk over and allow her to pull me on top of her. "Isn't this perfect~?" I nod.
B: "Yeah, I really feel like for the first time in forever... I can settle down with my family~" She smiles.
M: "You'd consider me as family~?" I nod.
B: "Of course, I can see us getting married in the future! Have a child which has both of our powers!" Monika blushes as she smiles.
M: "ehehe! You're just teasing me! But that sounds wonderful!" She hugs me. "Can we just...maybe just snuggle together for tonight? I don't think I can focus myself so that-" There's the sound of shouting and gunshots as me and her both sit up. "Sigh, guess not..."
B: "I can just go deal with it?"
M: "No! We do it together~" She takes my hand and pulls out her key. "Come on Botan, let's do this!" I smile at her as we head to the bedroom. After a few minutes we come out all dressed and ready to roll! "Ready Sparrow~?"
B: "Always!" We smile at each other as I open the window and we both jump out of our new home!