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HAMMY
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A squirrel that lives with the other hedge animals and assists RJ's heists to steal food from humans. Hammy isn't the smartest, but has a big heart and cares deeply about those around him.

PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

Lifting

• Lifts RJ up on his back
  
• Lifts a ladder that's as big as he is
  
• Lifts a trash can full of trash
  
• Picks up and carries away Verne
  
• Carries several bricks on his head
  
• Picks up a rainbow
  
• Picks up a human
  
• Has all of this stuff in his head
  
• Holds a giant tower of leafs, a tower so big it goes into space
  
• Carries around several anvils
  
• Carries a large amount of leafs
  
• Takes a head off of a zombie
  
• Takes off his own head
  
• With help from some other animals, lifts a shrunken dinosaur up
  
• Catches and carries a baby
  
• Carries a garbage bag
  
• Lifts a weight
  

Striking

• Beats off the head of a toy horse using a Elmo toy
  
• After eating coffee grounds, jumps into outer space and destroys a satellite
  
• Destroys a TV via punching it
  
• Breaks off a radio collar
  
• Breaks a frozen lake by jumping on it
  
• Hurts his own shadow by punching it
  
• Destroys a bounce house
  
• Runs through some glue that was strong enough to hold a tear in time-space
  
• Hurts RJ by smaping him
  
  • RJ is durable enough to survive getting struck by lighting
  • RJ is durable enough to survive getting shot twice, but had to go to a animal clinic afterwords
  • RJ is durable enough to survive being crushed by a fridge
  • RJ is durable enough to survive being crushed by a falling cow
  • RJ is durable enough to survive being crushed by a giant snowflake
• Cuts a rope with a axe
  

Pulling/Pushing

• Pulls a wagon RJ and a lot of stuff are on
  
• Slings Jack Frost into outer space
  
• Holds open the mouth of a T-rex to prevent it from eating him
  
• Pulls his head off of his skull
  
• Implied to have pulled a wagon full of a fuck ton of credit cards
  
• Pulls a sled two snakes are on
  

Hugging

• Breaks a garden gnome by hugging it
  
• Cuts down a tree by hugging it
  
• Hurts a snake via hugging it
  
• Hugs Verne hard enough to make the turtle pass out
  
  • Verne is durable enough to survive a falling cow landing on him
  • Verne is durable enough to survive rocks falling on him
  • Verne is durable enough to survive this fall
  • Verne is durable enough to survive being on top of a car when it comes to a sudden stop and flings him through a wall of a house and a tree
  • Verne is durable enough to survive being crushed by a fridge
  • Verne is durable enough to survive a human smacking them away with a broom
  • Verne is durable enough to survive a house falling on top of him
  • Verne is durable enough to survive a lot of cows falling on top of him

Other

• Digs all the way to China

DURABILITY

Blunt

• Isn't hurt after bashing his head against a tree several times
  
• Survives having an anvil land on him
  
• Survives crashing through a billboard
  
• Survives crashing a rocket Santa sled into an airplane
  
• His brain doesn't have any problem having several bricks on it
  
• Survives a bird feeder hurting him with a tennis racket
  
• Survives being in a washing machine while it's on
  
• Survives being pushed into the ground, all the way to the mole people
  
• Survives being beaten up by his own shadow
  
• Survives crashing into a plane
  
• Survives a shrunken dinosaur on a skateboard crashing into him
  
• Survives hitting himself with a kitchen tool
  
• That looks painful
  
• Survives being crushed by a fat RJ
  
• Survives being in a dryer while its on
  
• Survives being hit on the head with a hammer by a mouse
  

Explosions

• Survives tieing himself to a rocket and then using the rocket on a nut
  
• Survives a massive explosion
  
• Survives another massive explosion, one that kills all of the zombie leafs
  
• Survives a massive explosion
  

X-Rays

• Survives a light bulb shooting X-rays at him
  
• Survives being X-rayed by some Christmas lights
  

Falling

• Survives falling off of a tree
  
• Survives falling from an airplane
  
• Survives being kicked into a house
  
• Survives going into a washing machine and it spinning out of the house
  
• Survives bouncing off of airplanes and cars while stuck in a pringle can
  
• Survives going into the air on a slide and landing on a bird
  
• Survives a fall
  
• Survives a fall into a bird water thing
  
• Survives a fall after the bubble they were in pops
  

Other

• Survives being frozen in ice
  
• Doesn't seem to be in any pain after one of his eyes pops out of his head
  
• Survives both of his eyes being squeezed out
  
• Survives being choked by a hose
  
• Doesn't seem to be in any pain after losing his head
  
• Survives using an electric eel to charge an Ipod
  
• Survives being lit on fire by climate change
  
• Seems to have some sort of healing factor
  

SPEED

Running

• Runs fast enough to generate electricity for RJ's hot tub
  
• Runs so fast, that two versions of him exist at once
  
• After drinking a can of Red Ox, runs faster than the speed of light to get to the white house
  
• Runs fast enough to generate electricity for RJ's lights and television
  
• Finished a race before RJ and Verne even started
  
• Is faster than light
  
• Runs fast enough on a bike generator to create enough electricity for fast server farms that mine NFTs
  
• [Character Statement] Drank a red bull, ran faster then light, and met God reading a book
  
• After drinking a fuck ton of red bull, ran across the cosmos
  
• Runs away from some bees
  
• Runs fast enough on a wheel to run Chirstmas
  

Dodging

• Dodges rain drops
  
• Dodges incoming oil
  

Other

• After eating coffee grounds, jumps to outer space
  
• Quickly sets up The Walking Dead Christmas decorations
  
• Quickly sets up a bunch of space heaters
  

SKILL

The Arts

• Has a great singing voice
  
• Is a great artist
  
• Can dance
  
• Mows a lawn to have a giant drawing of his face on it
  
• Makes a restaurant out of snow
  
• Makes a painting out of snow
  
• Makes literal snow angels
  
• Can play the bagpipes
  
• Makes this using his frozen breath
  

Machine Operation

• Can drive a quad bike.....somewhat
  
• Can drive a pizza truck
  
• Knows how to type
  
• Knows how to hack
  
• Can operate a bobcat
  

Other

• Shortly after making a Twitter account, quickly gets 10,000 followers
  
• Can skate
  
• Made a pie that the universe itself asked for more of
  
• Befriended a bunch of zombies
  
• Can synchronized swim
  
• Can talk in a Darth Vader voice
  
• Screams loud enough to knock Verne over
  
• Speaks German, Chinese, Italian, and a little Unicorn
  

4TH WALL STUFF

• After rubbing his eyes very hard, is able to reference the names of the actor of the movie adaptation
  
• Can read/hear what the comic narrator is saying
  
• Might be the writer of the comic?!?!?!?
  
• Looks at the reader
  
• With RJ, flips the panel of the comic
  
• Acknowledges that he's in a comic strip
  
• Manages to still exist without a writer
  
• Puts the readers to sleep via yawning
  
• Is the comic's censor
  
• Folds the comic itself into a paper crane
  
• Confuses his own cartooinst
  
• Writes over someone's dialogue
  
• Hugs the audicence/world
  
• Grabs the word "literally" and hits Verne with it
  
• Reenters the comic after leaving it
  
• Paints a hole, and then flips the panel of the comic
  
• Pulls a Twinkie out of RJ's thought bubble and gives it to him
  
• Erashes the bottle from Verne's thought bubble and a chicken exits the bubble
  
• Leaves the panel and meets the artist of the comic
  

FLATULENCE

• Caused a giant explosion to happen by farting into a match
  
• Causes a massive explosion via farting
  
• Blows up a garage via flatulence
  
• Can melt snow with his flatulence
  
• Creates a massive explosion via farting
  
• Can knock down trees via farting
  

SHAPESHIFTING

• Can turn their own body into a parachute
  
• Can make his head super big
  
• Turns into a bowl of Jello-O
  
• His arms stretch after trying to take a laptop away from Verne
  
• Becomes invisable?
  
• Stretches his arms to hug several people
  
• His eyes have legs and follow people
  
• Yogas into several forms
  
• Can become 2D at will
  
• Takes off his own head
  

TIME TRAVEL

• Went back in time to before the big bang
  
  • lit the fuse for the big bang
• Traveled through time and met Isaac Newton
  
• Goes back in time and introduces himself to an agent before RJ did
  
• Goes back in time after eating additional cereal
  
• Goes back in time to when Donald Trump was a kid
  
• Goes forward in time and gets the winning Powerball numbers. He wrote these numbers on a block of cheese, a block of cheese he then ate
  
• Travels through time to the future to when ants took over the world, and then travels back to the present
  
• Goes back in time and then comes back to the present, this time with a dinosaur
  
• Went forward in time and talked to the machine overlords
  
• Went back in time and met the mona lisa
  
• Went through time and space even as a baby
  
• Rips open a tear in time-space after drinking some coffie
  
• Can warp space-time after drinking caffeine
  
• Becomes furry versions of Bart Simpson, Eric Cartmen and Finn, brings a tree to life, bends time and space, and brings a dinosaur to the present
  
• Runs fast enough to go back in time two weeks and prevent Verne from becoming cool
  
• Ran fast enough to go back in time and be there during iconic moments in history
  
• Runs fast enough to travel to the future
  

COSMIC OBJECT FEATS

• Has a butt ton of shooting stars in his pockets, and blows them out onto the night sky
  
• Draws some constellations onto the night sky
  
• Becomes super huge and hugs the Earth
  
• Once nearly destroyed the entire universe
  
• Catches some falling stars
  
• Throws snow onto The Moon
  
• Causes The Moon to collapse to fall onto the ground and then tapes it back on
  
• Sips on a milkshake constellation
  
• Tells Earth to stop pulling focus and it does
  
• Goes fishing for sun-beams
  
• After a dog grabs a falling star, catches it in a can and uses it to roast marshmellows
  
• Hugs Earth
  

SENATOR Hammy once became the senator after RJ and Verne hacked the election

• Declared war on terriers
  
• Made November 10th "Everybody Yodel Day"
  
• Was kicked out and told he belongs in the white house
  

PLANT STUFF

• Grows a flower out of his head
  
• Brings a dead tree back to life by zapping it
  
• Can wake up asleep trees via hugging them
  
• His spit causes places to blow up and then grow flowers
  
• Accidently brought dead leaves back to life as zombies via feeding them Yoo-Hoo
  
• Can make plants pop to life
  

?????

• Picks up and hugs his own shadow
  
• Is Steve Carell in a squirrel suit
  
• Killed himself, went to heaven, and then came back to life somehow
  
• Caused a giant explosion by mixing Salsa and Shotz
  
• Literally has no brain according to the comic narrator
  
• How the fuck do i describe this
  
• Flies away using a bubble
  
• Catches his own breath
  
• After accidentally going back in time, Hammy can react to what Verne is saying in the present
  
• Teleports himself and 3 other people to Heaven and then back to Earth
  
• Wishes himself to be out of the hedge
  
• Floats in the air after eating a lot of deep-fried nutter butters
  
• Can fly using some butterflies
  
• Follows Looney Tunes gravity
  
• Is on Death's "do not reap" list
  
• Gets a bunch of nuts via Google
  
• Explored a puddle and found a squid
  
• Holds a ton of stuff in his belly button
  
• Can surf on light
  
• The world does....whatever that is, every time he closes his eyes
  
  • It also turns into a bowling ally for polar bears when he closes his eyes
• Can supply the world's energy needs
  
• Makes a bird shadow with his paws, and the shadow poops on Verne
  
• Has butterflies in his head
  
• Opens up a portal using a crayon
  
• Creates a rolling ball that picks up cars after chewing some gum
  
• Climbs up water
  
• Has several butterflies that protect him from danger
  
• Rain just avoids him
  
• Makes a snow-squirrel, which then comes to life and wants to be hugged
  
• Made a tiny TARDIS out of popsicle sticks, which works just like the TARDIS on the show, which the gang uses to go back in time and meet the guy who invented Twinkies
  
• Can shoot rainbows out of his butt
  
• Is implied to be playing the computer simulation of simulation theory
  
• Can fly by........uhh....doing this
  
• Goes into a laptop and grabs a teddy bear
  
• Caught some rays and became a mini-sun
  
• Uses Hyper Pretend Quantum Physics to force Donald Trump to hand over 2018
  
• Has Freddy Kruger-like dream manipulation powers
  
• Kills The Night King via hugging him
  
• Doesn't die after hugging Death
  
• Every part of his body is made out of tiny Hammys
  
• Goes inside a TV and hugs Mr. Rodgers
  
• Makes RJ look just like him
  
• Hugs a entire month
  
• [Character Statement] Gets younger every day
  
• Can make clouds rain via singing
  
• Makes a squirrel baby via a weird recipe
  
• Inflates after sniffing really hard
  
• His head can be opened like a trash bin
  
• His eye has all of this stuff in it
  
• Is in both sides of a box
  
• Is a black hole?
  

OTHER

• Has access to "The Tree That Knows Stuff", a talking tree that knows stuff. Hammy can ask this tree questions and the tree will answer them
  
• Has opposable thumbs
  
• Makes a lot of money every year by people online sending him money so he doesn't get shaved
  
• Has been to the moon
  
• Destroys a nut using static elecitiry
  
• Hurts Verne using static elecitiry
  
• Has a masters in Nut Management
  
• After eating a radioactive twinkie, got X-ray vision and possibly the ability to rearrange matter
  
• Won a silly contest against Silly Putty
  
• Has his own month
  
• Will glow in the dark in the future
  
• His shadow scares kids
  
• Has no ego, he is pure Id
  
• After RJ edits the story, Hammy gains the ability to clean anything instantly
  
• Won the lottery for 443 million dollars, but ate the ticket
  
• Has people to protect his innocence
  

EQUIPMENT

AWESOME ARTIFACTS

• The De-Babeler 900, which allows Hammy to talk to humans
  
• A squirrel voice to text translator
  
• A portable hole
  
• The Keys To The Universe, which when used opens up a floating door hole to some space place
  
• A remote that CONTROLS TIME
  
• A Alexa that can dim the moon
  
• Robot versions of RJ and Verne
  
• A phone that lets him talk to dead people
  

WEAPONS

• A flamethrower
  
• A baseball bat
  

OTHER

• A ladder
  
• A makeshift spaceship and space helmet
  
• A Sarah Palin costume
  
• A hazmat suit
  
• A hedge trimmer and a chainsaw
  
• A shovel
  
• A driver's license
  
• A air horn
  
• A swiss hammy knife
  
• A Steampunk metal squid car
  
• A bobcat
  
• A cross
  
• A fidget spinner, which allows him to fly
  
• A parachute
  
• A hammycopter
  
• A spacesuit
  
• A Presidential pardon
  
• A Clooney disguise
  
• Physical bitcoins
  
• A fire extinguisher
  

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Biomutant came out on May 2021, and I was intrigued in playing it since you play as a furry humanoid rodent and the graphics are outstanding. Since it was a PS+ Extra game, I downloaded it on my PS5 and I really did appreciate the outstanding graphics. However, the game itself is far from being as good as I hoped. It has a severely repetitive structure, which feels even worse than Ubisoft games due to the lackluster storytelling.
There are noteworthy features in Biomutant. From the variety of weapons and bio-powers at your disposal, to the countless gear options that you can style your character with. The combat is satisfying with a comic-book pop ups appearing for special moves. The music and Japanese vibe fits the Zen mood of gameplay. Also the Automaton is a good narrator that doesn't feel too annoying.
The game focuses on reuniting clans, however after defeating 3 other clans for a clan of your choice, you get the option to skip entirely the rest of the clan-fighting, which reduces the time it takes to beat the game considerably. This just shows that the devs realized their game was a bit too repetitive. Afterwards, you defeat 2 world bosses, fight Lupa Lupin (the main villain that killed the MC's parents as a child), defeat 2 world bosses and fight Lupa Lupin again. As you can see the main story is a uninteresting repetetive structure which makes it very forgettable. The dark/light karma system is forgettable as well and it doesn't matter which 4 side characters you choose to take on the Arc at the end.
The best part of the game for me are the worldboss fights which were all a bit different. Granted flanking works with every enemy in the game, but they did make them environmently unique. One is fought using a mech, another with a boat, another on a mount and the last with an octopod.
Having finished the main story without focusing the huge amount of side quests, I can say that this game isn't really worth your time if you are looking for an engaging and unique gaming experience.