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The Nostrils McBeardsley Power Hour: Guess What We Named Actually Gunner? Our new baby's name is...

2023.06.03 22:24 SwissCheese4Collagen The Nostrils McBeardsley Power Hour: Guess What We Named Actually Gunner? Our new baby's name is...

The Nostrils McBeardsley Power Hour: Guess What We Named Actually Gunner? Our new baby's name is...
***Second attempt, technical difficulties, thanks for your patience***
Happy Fri-Yay, Snarkers, not to be a outdone with Ra!s arrival video earlier today here comes OfNostrils, who has decided to help out in Operation Look At Our Crotch Fruit Instead of The DoCuMeNtaRy. It seems she only misses a Friday when I give her a heads up, I’m just kidding folks. Anyhow, she decided to make Actually Gunner’s arrival vlog stretch into three parts. She still hasn’t updated the intro Actually Gunner Still James to be added, but she has annoyingly, left the birth audio trailing over the intro music theme. It looks like JimBlessa’s template of 4 vlogisodes with Plant 2 but the actual birth week vlog with the recycled footage didn’t do what she thought it would.
Which part is she worried about? Space? Money? Time?
Maybe we should call them Oblivious and OfOblivious
OfNostrils climbs into the passenger seat of the car and does not put on a seatbelt. OfNostrils does have a seatbelt on but he looks over with his serial killer grinch grin as they drive past the hospital entrance. OfNostrils says that she is excited for freedom but exhausted. I feel like I’m just tired of her stating the obvious every 35 seconds at this point. She’s back to stating that so surreal and she can’t believe that they have a little baby in the back of the car. Nostrils says that it didn’t seem like she was pregnant until a week ago because checks notes they did regular stuff up until she had the baby. So were the 5 to 7 vlogisodes where Nostrils had to give her stomach shots just a fever dream, a mass hallucination or what? Is it normal for them high risk baby doctor appointments? Is it normal for her to go to the obstetrician multiple times a year? If these are there “normal winter activities” I have questions. I mean yes besides the fact that they were giving her shots in her stomach and are going to a doctor and to a specialist, they basically ignored the fact that she was pregnant for 8 ½ months like she was 17 and her high school sweetheart knocked her up. But even the depths of their delusion aren’t enough to keep a newborn from actually appearing in the car seat behind you. OfNostrils states that it is so weird they have three kids now, “what are we doing, we’ve got 3 kids”. Just wait a year and ask Kath! what to do. She’ll know.
....that's not how any of this works.
Anyways, OfNostrils has to call to let J16 know they’re on the way back to take control of her temporary buddy team. Before they do that though OfNostrils proves she has zero idea how any of this works she asks Nostrils if they should tell them now meaning us, the viewers. This was filmed on the way home from the hospital with Actually Gunner, which means this footage is from roughly 2 weeks ago. I think she thinks it’s Facebook live. I should stop joking about things like wanting to see what names Actually Gunner beat, because I snark and OfNostrils posts. I kid, I kid. OfNostrils screws her face up to tell us the name, and then doesn’t. I mean we already know that it’s Actually Gunner Still James because she said so on Instagram like literally 2 weeks ago. I guess this tells us how badly TLC messed with the timelines back when she was a kid.
I should stop joking about things like wanting to see what names Actually Gunner beat, because I snark and OfNostrils posts and now we get a little explanation into the name. Apparently, it wasn’t on their list at all so I guess just fuck any of us who may have had a line on this one of the sports apps. I’m kidding, I’m just tired of seeing the betting app commercials. It looks like Nostrils needs to give his wife a refresher on the difference between Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and cable TV, because she wants us to “put our guesses in”. What do I win if I guess right? Thank God I’m not Rumple-fucking-stiltskin otherwise she would owe me Giddy-Up unless Austina volunteered as tribute. But anyways, they looked up a name online, which I’m betting was Gunner and picked it because none of the rest of them fit whenever they were laying on the bed and holding him. Nostrils added that part as they turned onto another road, put at least he was checking on-coming traffic. OfNostrils takes back the fact that she said she would tell YouTube viewers first and says instead that when they tell Nostrils: The Next Generation a.k.a. J16s practice buddy group, though tell everybody. Except, she told everybody on Instagram like that day? I don’t think she knows what she’s doing at this point.
That beard ages the hell out of Nostrils

Nostrils: The Next Generation swarm out to meet their new member, meaning the footage of them sitting then running to the door was edited or staged.
As they drive up the driveway, Nostrils begins singing “taken the little man home”, but the captions have it as “old man home”. He also says “welcome home baby brother”, as OfNostrils wonders how Giddy-Up and Austina will react. Well I mean did you guys tell them Actually Gunner will be coming home from the hospital? I don’t think don’t have a problem with it, they're probably more prepared than you two are. I'd bet Austina would have had the bag packed if it had come down to it. IIRC, Austina practically ripped Actually Gunner out of Nostrils’ arms the second her butt hit the hospital bed, and Giddy-Up seemed pleased. “Aunt Johanna” is going to come out and take the camera from OfNostrils. Austina and Giddy-Up come out to the car and promptly lose their shit that Actually Gunner is home. Perm ends up gathering everybody back inside so J16 can shoot the footage we saw last week of Austina pushing the Doona into the house. They get Austina set up in the chair, use a pillow to prop up Actually Gunner and get to filming the name reveal. Giddy-Up asks why his eyes are closed, OfNostrils says it’s because the baby is sleepy. As OfNostrils tells her daughter that the newborn "wanted to" sit on Austina's lap and also that her new toys were from the newborn, Actually Gunner proves he has impeccable timing and farts on Austina’s lap, showing how much of that he believes. Austina kisses her newly established buddy team member on the forehead and waits to hear what his name is. Giddy-Up is with us and thinks it’s a horrible name, rage quits to his room and is brought back out to the living room by his mother. Of nostrils was laughing about the fact that Giddy-Up was mad that they did this to his little brother. I mean Gunner James doesn’t even make cool nickname letters like GJ is...eeww. At least Edwin would’ve been EJ.
Actually Gunnar gets comfy and lets it all out once he's home.
Giddy-Up was still holding out for Mr. Joel.
What did they expect? They kept asking Giddy-Up what he wanted to name the baby, then ignored it. Of course he's a little salty.
20 bucks says Giddy-Up ends up calling Actually Gunner \"Buddy\" or \"Bubby/Bubba\".
After Giddy-Up gets hauled back out to the living room, like SiAhh when they announced Perm was pregnant with Josie or Jubilee, OfNostrils sits him down and explains that he can call the baby a different nickname if he wants. In swoops Nostrils with Actually Gunner, to say that it if people said Gideon was a bad name then Giddy-Up wouldn’t like it so he should be more kind. OfNostrils, to her credit, soothes her son and asked him about his new sandals. Giddy-Up cheers up, but Nostrils isn’t done with him yet. Nostrils makes it a point to say that Actually Gunner is Giddy-Up’s brother, like Austina is his sister and that Giddy-Up needs say “I love you baby brother”. What kind of new age bullshit is this? Giddy-Up has no problem with his brother, he just doesn’t like the backwater redneck name you picked out for him. Hell, I might even go so far as to say that Giddy-Up and Austina love that kid more than their parents do. Austina doesn’t seem to trust them with him, and Giddy-Up is actually worried about this kid down the road.
Nostrils proves he was the one who was upset Giddy-Up doesn't like the name Gunner. Actually Gunner could care less.
Pushes son to not be girly, wonders why he won't pick up a baby like the daughter who was given a baby doll at birth to carry around. Goes overboard force-coaching his son to connect to a baby that has been asleep the entire day. Fundies, amiright?
Giddy-Up gets a hug from OfNostrils, not-tent. Austina says the baby is “small cute”, more non-tent. OfNostrils asks if the baby is taking a “Paci”, the non-tent continues. Austina pops in to remind us that it was her paci at one point but she’s a big girl now was going to start potty training. She seems super excited about it which is good because usually having a new baby in the house can cause regressions, but Austina's excitement might counteract that pretty well. OfNostrils goes to take her shower and we should finally have new footage from this point on the first half has been a mix of behind-the-scenes of previous footage and just filling in the blanks.
They will send them home and update the labs later, they hope.
No sooner does OfNostrils get settled in for her shower, the screen says “later” and they’re back at the hospital. Actually Gunner has some jaundice and needs to get labs done. They say he will be okay and we end up back at the McBeardsley cabin. The first thing is Nostrils has Giddy-Up in a swaddle that both he and Austina when they were little. Giddy-Up is done playing and is admonished by his mother to use his words. He says “please don’t”,as Austina jumps in. There is a lot of laughing and giggling as Actually Gunner sleeps away in J18’s arms on the other side of the living room. I is Austina’s turn to pretend to be a baby but not before Nostrils proclaims that the wrap stinks. OfNostrils explains that this is because it was in the storage box. I would hope that they're running it through the wash before they start using it for Actually Gunner. OfNostrils heads down the hallway towards where the children are making plenty of noise and smiles as she says it has rained all day and so the kids have been cooped up all day. Both kids are appropriately clothed covered up in beige sweatsuits, I blame Aunt J18. Perm is also there to help with the new baby, no wonder she got to Ra!s birth so late… Anyways, but OfNostrils feels great postpartum and has to keep reminding herself to sit down. But Perm and the J’Buddy Team goes home tomorrow and it will be their first full day with no help. They're having family come over and the weather is nice so it should be good. Whatever floats their boat. Gotta let Actually Gunner soak up his one week is the newest grand baby I guess. She stops to show us her “messy room”, but really the bed isn’t made and there’s a bassinet right next to it. Here we go with the “unreasonable expectations” and fake relatability shtick. “Life with baby” is chirped right on cue. She shows off her lack of bump, then says postpartum three times while looking in the full-length mirror. Did someone tell her that saying that would melt off the baby weight like a magic mirror, or is it just her new favorite word?
She almost called him \"Gun-Gun\", I swear.
Actually Gunner got clued in by Austina about the camera and stays asleep, while Giddy-Up traps Nostrils in his La-Z-Boy.
LiFe WiTh BaBy...tee hee hee
Guest Room is Fundie Speak for TV Room.
Anyways as she leaves her room, the TV room has Perm or Nostrils’ hunting show on, but Nostrils is putting the kids to bed. OfNostrils walks past Austina being swaddled while laughing, to where Giddy-Up is in his bed with his thumb in his mouth. OfNostrils scolds him, tells him his brother needs him to be a good example for him. Giddy-Up is probably thinking his baby brother sleeps too much to be able to pay attention. OfNostrils turns around to see Nostrils has successfully swaddled Austina and tells her she looks like “Baby Gunner”. This reminds OfNostrils that she has more non-tent to get. She suddenly remembers to ask if Giddy-Up said good night to his new baby brother. Giddy-Up jumps up, because No, they didn't as Nostrils lets Austina out of her swaddle and they run in to kiss the sleeping baby in their 14-year-old aunt’s arms. The captions do Actually Gunner when they change his name to “Connor”. Austina scampers off back to the bedroom, but Giddy-Up has to tell the Internet that he does in fact love his newborn baby brother who he has known for roughly a day. Giddy-Up seems tired, like he wants to go to bed. But wait, there’s more. Nostrils has come out to tell Giddy-Up that when Actually Gunner gets bigger, they will share a room. Giddy-Up seems okay with this news, until he learns that Austina will get her own room, to which he replies “and me too”. Maybe he is starting to wish he had another little sister so he could have his own room. Nostrils tells him to take a sip of water as OfNostrils tells him to go get in bed. Giddy-Up gives Nostrils a smack on the hind end as they walk down the hallway, and then Giddy-Up tells his dad they can play Superman. Nostrils says “what!?”, and now I wish I was back on the playground 30 years ago because I could have used that. The word Nostrils as a name goes really well in the “____-says-what” trick. The 90s were simpler time. Anyhoo, Austina is jumping on Giddy-Up’s bed, but Nostrils brings in the water bottle and does the toddler version of last call. Austina is ordered to her own bed where she asks to be wrapped up like a taco, but on the ground. Her negotiation is denied and she must stay in bed. OfNostrils comes over with the camera to tell Austina good night. Austina sees the camera and proceeds to crawl under her pillow. OfNostrils says “I love you. I will see you in the morning. Are you hiding?” Yeah, yeah she’s hiding. She didn’t have the camera in her face when you were at the hospital. Nostrils:The Next Generation, and Tru! learned something while their mothers were in labor and that was, except for an occasional FaceTime, their grandparents/aunts/whoever interacted with them in person didn’t constantly film them for content. To further prove my point, OfNostrils sticks the camera right up in on Nostrils hugging Giddy-Up. For someone so religious absolutely nothing is sacred to her is it?
Everyone wants to play being a baby, but only Giddy-Up gets scolded for his usual soothing method of sucking his thumb. Both McBeardsleys are leaning heavily on Actually Gunner to influence their kids' behavior
Anything would have been better than Gunner and the captions know it too.
Giddy-Up seems to have a very teammate relationship with Nostrils. Austina does Last Call
\"Mom, did Lolly every teach you the word \"P-R-I-V-A-C-Y\"? No? Greaaaat\"
The McBeardsley’s turn off the light and leave the kids bedroom, patting themselves on the back that their children love their new and how well they reacted to him. Well yeah everybody also took care of the baby so the McBeardsleys didn’t have any real change to their schedule, except company. Give it two weeks, when Actually Gunner needs fed and Giddy-Up throws a tantrum because Austina wants to read the book he has. They’re patting themselves on the back after successful 36 hours with two-three additional adult helpers. J18 counts as an adult here even though she just sat and held Actually Gunner like a sentient rocking chair. Nostrils does give her a shout out for helping, as OfNostrils closes window blinds and says they’re getting ready for bed. They say they love being a family of five, but we all know that will only last until the Lord tells them they will love being a family of six better. Perm fell for that one, I wonder how many of her children will.
Alright folks there we have it, Rimmy J's PR blitz It is through its first day, I wonder if J'Obnoxious James will have more of his European stuff to post, you know pay a skosh of rent on the Tontitown TreeHouse for the quarter. I suppose next week's non-tent from the Nostrils McBeardsleys will be when everybody came over to meet Actually Gunner Still James. As always, have a good day and a better tomorrow!
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2023.06.03 22:17 GoastRiter [GUIDE] Living Large in Los Santos: Unleashing Chaos. Making Friends and Rediscovering the Thrill of GTA Online!

If you're reading this, perhaps you're like me. You have most things you want in GTA Online. You've "done it all". And now you're bored.
But... have you *really* done it all? Turns out, most of us haven't. There's so much to do in this game, and it's easy to get stuck in old habits that prevent us from discovering everything there is to do in Los Santos!
So I began writing down all my ideas for having fun in the game, and basically use these suggestions as guidelines to always find something new to do. It has completely reinvigorated my joy for the game, and I hope it can help you do the same!
If you're having trouble with motivation or inspiration, then I suggest picking something at random from the list and just doing it! You might disccover that you love it, just like I did!
And if you have anything more to add, please share your comments so that we can all help build this list together. :)

Let's go!

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2023.06.03 22:15 GoastRiter [GUIDE] Living Large in Los Santos: Unleashing Chaos. Making Friends and Rediscovering the Thrill of GTA Online!

If you're reading this, perhaps you're like me. You have most things you want in GTA Online. You've "done it all". And now you're bored.
But... have you *really* done it all? Turns out, most of us haven't. There's so much to do in this game, and it's easy to get stuck in old habits that prevent us from discovering everything there is to do in Los Santos!
So I began writing down all my ideas for having fun in the game, and basically use these suggestions as guidelines to always find something new to do. It has completely reinvigorated my joy for the game, and I hope it can help you do the same!
If you're having trouble with motivation or inspiration, then I suggest picking something at random from the list and just doing it! You might disccover that you love it, just like I did!
And if you have anything more to add, please share your comments so that we can all help build this list together. :)

Let's go!

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2023.06.03 22:14 bpdbestpussydisorder Breed match

Hoping for some breed recs and I’m not searching for a unicorn (like my current rescue mutt is).
Introduction 1) Will this be your first dog? If not, what experience do you have owning/training dogs?
A: no, I currently own two 50 lbs rescues
2) Do you have a preference for rescuing a dog vs. going through a reputable breeder?
A: I prefer to buy from an ethical breeder.
3) Describe your ideal dog.
A: alert of their surroundings (alert barks to strangers on the property), affectionate and cuddly with me, indifferent towards strangers, able to catch onto training quickly, food motivated, enjoys playing tug and fetch, up for anything from couch cuddles to nature walks, patient with indoor cats, neutral towards other dogs. Prefers dogs that are intimidating looking as we live in a sketchy neighborhood and my current rescue gives me scary dog privilege to walk at night.
4) What breeds or types of dogs are you interested in and why?
A: im not sure yet, I like the look of Dobermans, cane corso, bullmastiffs, giant breeds are cool but idk if they fit.
5) What sorts of things would you like to train your dog to do?
A: we would attend puppy classes together. I would also like to obtain a Canine Good Citizen Advanced and advanced trick dog title/award. In addition, I plan on task training for at home service work (not public access so a breed that isnt known for service work isn’t a deal breaker. I just plan on teaching the dog tasks to help me out with my BPD/PTSD at home). Teach basic commands, loose leash walking, following a lure, muzzle conditioning, and cooperative care. And whatever else may be needed.
6) Do you want to compete with your dog in a sport (e.g. agility, obedience, rally) or use your dog for a form of work (e.g. hunting, herding, livestock guarding)? If so, how much experience do you have with this work/sport?
A: although I’m new to sports, I would like to try fastcat.
Care Commitments 7) How long do you want to devote to training, playing with, or otherwise interacting with your dog each day?
A: im a stay at home “dog mom” so I have ample time
8) How long can you exercise your dog each day, on average? What sorts of exercise are you planning to give your dog regularly and does that include using a dog park?
A: about 1-1.5 hrs daily. Two 30 minute walks, swimming, fully fenced in backyard fetch, seasonal hikes- it just depends on how I’m feeling. I do not plan on going to the dog park as I don’t think they’re safe (my dog was attacked at one).
9) How much regular brushing are you willing to do? Are you open to trimming hair, cleaning ears, or doing other grooming at home? If not, would you be willing to pay a professional to do it regularly?
A: I would say a few minutes every week or so with a rubber curry brush (that’s what I do for my current dog), but prefer no trimming or professional grooming. Ok with baths when they get smelly and nail trims and ear cleaning, just no dogs that require haircuts.
Personal Preferences 10) What size dog are you looking for?
A: my ideal size would be 70 lbs, but I would prefer to go up in weight than to own a small dog. Just not my vibe. The biggest dog id own would be like 130lbs ish
11) How much shedding, barking, and slobber can you handle?
A: my short haired dog sheds in the spring and fall and is pretty much lower shedding in between and that what I want at most. I don’t want a heavy shedding dog please (that includes labs, goldens, huskies, gsd, any thick coated double coated breed). Barking when play and when there’s a stranger on the property is fine, but not a dog that barks at anything (no overly vocal high pitched barkers, I prefer deep barks). Slobber when eating and when being baited with treats is ok, but I don’t really want to have a dog that will shake and paint my walls with slobber.
12) How important is being able to let your dog off-leash in an unfenced area?
A: not the biggest priority, my current dog can’t be off leash and it’s not the end of the world. We walk on leashes and have a fully fenced in yard
Dog Personality and Behavior 13) Do you want a snuggly dog or one that prefers some personal space?
A: snuggle bug for sure, my current dog curls up next to me in bed and I love it.
14) Would you prefer a dog that wants to do its own thing or one that’s more eager-to-please?
A: eager to please
15) How would you prefer your dog to respond to someone knocking on the door or entering your yard? How would you prefer your dog to greet strangers or visitors?
A: barking until I tell them to stop (current dog barks to strangers walking by and I don’t mind it, but he won’t bark at everyone-just things in the yard. He doesn’t bark at the neighbors across the street for example). I want my dog to ignore strangers ideally, and focus on me. Dogs that want to be everyone’s bff turn me off, I prefer loyalty.
16) Are you willing to manage a dog that is aggressive to other dogs?
A: I will if it’s the right breed, my male is ssa and we muzzle train and crate train. This will be the only dog in the house when we bring it home (with the exception of 3 indoor cats). But I prefer dogs that aren’t aggressive.
17) Are there any other behaviors you can’t deal with or want to avoid?
A: aggression towards me, stubbornness, heavy vocality, reactivity, chasing our cats.
Lifestyle 18) How often and how long will the dog be left alone?
A: probably just a few hours if I went to run an errand, but even that’s not every day. I’m home pretty much 24/7 (unless I’m out waking).
19) What are the dog-related preferences of other people in the house and what will be their involvement in caring for the dog?
A: I live with my gf and she doesn’t mind as long as the dog fits my lifestyle. She will not be caring for the dog; I will.
20) Do you have other pets or are you planning on having other pets? What breed or type of animal are they?
A: yes we have three indoor cats
21) Will the dog be interacting with children regularly?
A: no we don’t have kids and don’t plan on having them
22) Do you rent or plan to rent in the future? If applicable, what breed or weight restrictions are on your current lease?
A: we own our home, no breed restrictions
23) What city or country do you live in and are you aware of any laws banning certain breeds?
A: live in Georgia, USA. None that I’m aware of.
24) What is the average temperature of a typical summer and winter day where you live?
A: July summers get to the upper 90s with 99% humidity; winters are snow free and at 20-30 degrees.
Any other questions just ask
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2023.06.03 22:13 KyleKKent Out of Cruel Space, part 702

First
Capes and Conundrums
“So wait, I missed what?” Robin asks into his communicator. Apparently whatever was going back at base was too cool for him to be left out of.
“New kit! An infinite grenade launcher, what’s looking like magic freaking wands, explosive gel and more! Hell! We can all get Pop Guns now?”
“Aren’t those the rifles that WILL pop your shoulder out of it’s socket if you fire it wrong?”
“Yep! Man portable and dangerous to starfighters!” The man on the other end boasts.
“And pop your ears out if you don’t have some kind of Axiom bullshit to silence it or hearing protection.”
“Right, well maybe it’s just me, but I think a gun that can kick people that are neither being shot by it or shooting it is a little excessive.” Robin remarks. “I’ll check the firing range and armoury later. Is there anything else?”
“We can kick up flaming tornadoes with some of the new toys?” The man on the other side asks.
“Stop interrupting my date.” Robin says before hanging up.
“That was kind of rude.” Alviara notes and Robin shrugs before pausing.
“Wait, is that on my part or on...” He starts to ask before a scream cuts through the air. It’s one of the teenagers that have been more or less stalking them.
“Should we?” He asks and Alviara nods and then proves herself to be no slouch in Axiom movement as she teleports to the edge of the roof. Robin is there in a moment. The girls are scattering away from something with screams of terror, several are trying to fight something off. Something that Robin tackles directly into and rolls with it along the edge of a skyscraper tier before getting his hand around their throat.
His pinned target has not been stunned and has zero chill as a bloody knife is thrust towards Robin’s eye and he’s forced to give up the grip to save his eye.
“What’s the matter!? I thought you liked killers around here? What’s the matter? Not enough purple?” The demented Lutrin asks. She has a vaguely stained purple jacket open to reveal a sports bra underneath and she’s squeezed into filthy and torn pants, also stained purple. Her left wrist has a small electrical fob on it with a hollow Green Triangle on it. A Lutrin symbol of health, a medical band.
“Shit, shit! Shit!” Alviara exclaims over the wounded teenager. “You! Call an ambulance! I need to keep pressure on the wound or she’s going to bleed out!”
“Who are you?” Robin asks and the Lutrin starts smiling wide.
“I...” She begins and he’s already moving. He just wanted her somewhat distracted. But apparently she’s far from that unalert as she swings the knife a few more times before vanishing in a chaotic whirl of Axiom and appearing behind him. He turns in time to catch the blow, but she’s enhanced it in such a way that he’s sent skidding to the edge of the tier even as she break she breaks her own fist.
“Yeowchkabibbles! Big man’s been eating his wheeties!” She exclaims in a tone that shifts through at least three levels of mania. “Hey! You’re CHEATing!”
“Idiot.” Robin remarks as he tucks away the medical band he ripped off her wrist. It should have all the information he needs on her. Now he just needs to take her down.
“Cheating cheating CHEATING!” She rants and then the Axiom jolts around her according to her demented and manic will.
Robin parries what seems to be a ghost of the woman as he just barely gets his boot knife up in time. The Axiom twists and he drives his opposite elbow into the forming gut of another illusion as the original blurs at him while wildly swinging the knife.
She catches a solid boot in the stomach and is sent tumbling. Her focus on the Axiom constructs never wavers though despite her rising up with a groan and Robin catches the wrist of the rallied illusion that walks on air out above the street.
“Naughty naughty... little boys are for cutting not for...” The madwoman begins to rant as she gathers her knife up again and Robin’s patience dies.
Both illusions receive bone snapping blows and his knife buries itself in her left knee and as she starts to scream he draws his pistol, takes aim, and then shatters her right kneecap with a single shot.
The illusions fade and before the Madwoman can even focus Robin stomps on her arm and feels it snap. She screams in agony.
“I don’t know what kind of crazy you are. But a word of advice. Don’t start fights you can’t finish. Especially not with the armed and dangerous.” Robin chides her and he hears a slow clap. Above is a Feli woman slowly applauding.
“I was indeed wondering what would happen if this little comic book city would have an actual comic come to life. Good to know we’re in a darker version like Alan Moore’s Watchmen.”
“Did you set this woman loose?” Robin asks.
“Confessing to such a thing would-” The woman begins before a bullet crashes into an energy shield she has outside the visible spectrum. “Oh! Very nice! Well placed shot! That would have gone clear through my collarbone!”
“Surrender or die.” Robin says lowly and the Feli grins.
“No.” She says before suddenly seizing up and then her appearance fades entirely as a prosthetic body falls to the ground like a puppet with it’s strings cut.
“Hmm...” Robin mutters. In the distance he can hear the ambulance coming and it’s been maybe three minutes since they were called. So that’s good reaction time if nothing else. Still... who’s doing this and why? He needs to report this directly to Admiral Hynala. This is the sort of thing that requires his direct attention.
“Why... why so serious?” The Joker wannabe asks and Robin resists the urge to just shoot her in the head. She’s not going anywhere and is in too much pain to actually cause further harm.
He resists the urge to threaten the idiot as he dials the contact for the Admiral’s direct contact. It’s every inch an emergencies only thing and he risks a heft pay dock if he uses it frivolously.
“Admiral Hynala.” The all business voice of the local admiral states.
“I’ve just stopped a Joker cosplayer from murdering a young woman and an ambulance is on approach. We will need to speak, preferably in person, when I can clear out all the hospital and police formalities.”
“Anything else?”
“Someone with a prosthetic body that projected the image of a Feli woman all but claimed responsibility. So you need to get into contact with the police so we can get all the information possible out of the prosthesis.” Robin states.
“Well reasoned soldier. Anything else?”
“The attacked civilian seems like she’ll make it. Especially as the Ambulance is currently swooping in. So I’ll say no. I will update you whenever new information becomes available.” Robin reports before hanging up. Perhaps rude and he’ll get a bit of a telling off later, but honestly? Priorities.
“How is she?” Robin asks as he kneels down next to Alviarna.
“She’s in shock, but the bleeding is staunched. She’ll live. What about...?” Alviarna asks as she looks over towards the injured and bleeding attacker.
“Disabled, temporarily. Healing comas mean anything shy of a decapitation or ripping out her heart can be excused as non-lethal. So long as she doesn’t pull the knife out like an idiot, she’ll live.”
Police cruisers swoop into the area. Good, he might not have heard it, but clearly there was sense enough to call the police. Good. Very good.
“Hopefully our next date doesn’t end so excitedly.” Robin says with a rueful smile towards Alviarna.
“Hopefully.” She confirms.
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“Soldier.” Admiral Hynala says as he steps up beside Robin. The man is staring at a monitor that’s just watching the woman in the interrogation room. She had been placed under a small scale healing coma and was no longer at risk of death.
“Her name is Hezalia Cross.” Robin states. “We pulled most of her information off the medical bracelet I got off her. She’s a severe paranoid schizophrenic. A long history of lashing out violently and apparently went missing three years ago. There were apparently markings that she was experimented on, including numerous suture markings over her scalp. These have been cleared away by the healing coma.
“What have they gotten out of her?”
“She’s latched onto the Joker Character. What has me concerned however is her supposed handler. From the interrogation it was a hundred different people bringing her the Joker merchandise and such, but they all acted like one person. Meaning the Feli illusion overtop the prosthetic body could have been anyone, anywhere and to be frank, anything. No species is off the suspect list, and due to the way that these bodies work the perpetrator might not even be in the Skathac system.”
“The question of why is one I cannot help but ask.” Admiral Hynala says.
“That’s the information we don’t have. Information chuckles in there can’t give us.”
“... You pity her.”
“This isn’t the Joker. This isn’t a genius madman with complete and total nihilism trying to break the minds and souls of those around them. This woman isn’t even at the level of Victor Zsasz with a fanatic need to cut people. This is a sick woman who lashes out at her nightmares and I’ve shot, stomped and stabbed her. She should be in a padded cell and slowly working her way out of the hell she’s trapped in, not in an interrogation chamber.”
“I’m glad you’ve kept perspective. You will have some mandatory counselling just in case.” Admiral Hynala states. “Still... it looks like we have more drama on the horizon.”
“Perhaps not.” An officer says walking up to them. “Detective Savage.”
“A pleasure, what have you found?”
“This young woman had been used as a case study and her mind was partially digitized. We’ve caught the program. Effectively her mysterious benefactor was her own cyber-clone. The paranoid schizophrenia with violent tendencies has manifested in different ways digitally and caused her digital daughter to pull her out of her padded cell and try and ‘help’ her by giving her a persona to focus on and wanted to ‘release her to the wild’ where she could be free. The backup to Skathac was a lower Centris Spire chosen at random.”
“I must say, while this is somewhat anti-climatic it is VERY encouraging to see such competence in our allies.” Admiral Hynala states. “Might I inquire as to how you discovered this all so quickly?”
“We would have had it one way or the other. She was still wearing her medical band when she was let loose. Your soldier here ripped it off, but he was assuming she might still be able to escape at the time. So grabbing evidence when opportune is just smart. Anyways, it had a full list of her side effects and issues including the catastrophic failure of trying to use a cybernetic uplink to try and effectively speed her her mental healing. The end result was that they had two of her and one of them was living in cyberspace and had already gotten out into the network like a virus.”
“I see, and how did you catch her?”
“She craves sensation and is paranoid. She bound herself into a main body and destroyed it’s ability to contact a larger network for fear of it eating her. Which meant that we were able to trace things back fairly easily.”
“And being insane means she’s not exactly good at covering her tracks.” Robin notes.
“Exactly.” Detective Savage says. “This is why I argued long and hard with the Chief of Police against the Gothamization of the Skathac. Even if it brings in a lot of money the city of Gotham in the comic books is synonymous with corruption, crime and madness. None of which are good things. Here is madness. How long until Crime and Corruption are rampant as well? How long until this city is Gotham but real?”
“It won’t be. Comics have to follow certain rules. You don’t. There’s nothing stopping you from just shooting the lunatics.” Robin assures her.
“And what stopped you from doing so?” She asks immediately and he gives her an odd look.
“Ma’am. If not for healing comas then she’d be crippled for life or dead. Which is as gentle as I’m willing to go with someone trying to be a legit supervillain. If she was even more threatening, then I would have just straight up killed her and then needed some real therapy for murdering a mentally invalid woman.” Robin says and Detective Savage gives him a long look. The Sonir woman doesn’t break the gaze as she looks for something in him.
“I see. I see... Very much the, do what needs to be done then beg forgiveness type.”
“It works.” Robin says.
“What’s your schedule like?” Detective Savage asks.
“Why?”
“Because it relates to my next question.”
“Which is?” Robin presses.
“Are you seeing anyone?” She asks and Robin blinks.
“I’ll leave you two love bats at it then. I’ll request a formal report on this situation when I return to our base.” Admiral Hynala states with a smirk. It can be hard to not laugh at his soldiers and the silly situations they get caught up in.

First Last
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2023.06.03 22:13 Logical-Layer9518 Face mold differences

I have a 1992 Kirsten and a 1994 Addy. The sunglasses from Julie’s Swim Set fit my Kirsten perfectly, but they don’t work on Addy’s face at all. The arms always end up in her ears and the frames are a touch small for her face. Has anyone else noticed that some accessories work with certain face molds better than others? I’m a bit disappointed because the bathing suit looks so cute on her!
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2023.06.03 22:02 TryingHard2023 44 [M4F] #NYC. Seeking a Fun and Unique Connection. I’m a Fit, Successful Guy Who Seeks A Dominant (or Switchy) Woman. Have you ever been curious? Role-Reversal Fun

Hello,
I am a 44 year old single man, fairly fit, educated, a good career I am proud of, and for the most part happy with life. I’m a native New Yorker that has my own place and feel pretty well rounded. I’m looking for a real, ongoing connection in some way.
I’ve had some experience at being dominant in the bedroom in the past, but I’m more interested and experienced with submission for the past few years. Im posting to focus on my submission with a woman who is primarily dominant (maybe switchy, but definitely not required)
I’m a pretty balanced guy, I like to go out with friends, explore the city, have drinks on occasion, check out museums, bands, some intellectual pursuits, I love biking, soccer, rock climbing. I consider myself balanced and emotionally stable. I also feel like I have a good amount of skills and services to offer, I have a background in film, philosophy, public health, and teaching. I like to cook, and especially bake healthy treats, and enjoy communication and conversation.
I have a strong history of submitting over the years and would like to connect to that side of myself more and more. I’m open to connecting with either someone experienced or someone who is new and curious. What I mean to say is that I am open to exploring this gently with a newbie a few times a month, or going in more deeply to somewhat full time. Ultimately I would want to have a nice ongoing kinky connection, whether it’s play partners or something more serious.
I had a bad experience on reddit in the past and for that reason I prefer to start a little slow and casual, and build up and blossom as we connect more over time. This means not jumping into something full time, but feeling things out and see how that goes.
Some connection is important to me, not looking to get too vulnerable with someone when trust isn’t easily established. Typically I like to establish a connection vanilla and non-vanilla, meet, and then decide how we would like to proceed. STI checks and Covid checks if it gets there with any fluid exchange.
I don’t want to be like others and give a long laundry list of my kink interests as though I’m seeking a kink dispenser, but I do enjoy bondage, CBT, being biologically controlled via orgasms, and being pushed past comfort zones. Lately, I would like to explore things that are shameful, in terms of gender constructs and expectations. Or along the lines of being made to feel small, inadequate, or highlighting how weak I am due to sexual desires
I know this is long, but I hope someone reads it and feels a connection with it. I’m open to starting a conversation and just see where it leads.
If possible, please include age and location in your message just to weed out all the spam!
thank you very much
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2023.06.03 21:48 dem1525 The Amazon docuseries highlights a couple named Michael and Debi Pearl. I had never heard of them before and starting researching things they have said and published. I have attached 2 things they have said below. The blanket training is so wrong. This is scary stuff.

The Amazon docuseries highlights a couple named Michael and Debi Pearl. I had never heard of them before and starting researching things they have said and published. I have attached 2 things they have said below. The blanket training is so wrong. This is scary stuff. submitted by dem1525 to FundieSnarkUncensored [link] [comments]


2023.06.03 21:36 TigerKirby215 What is your underrated perk / perk combo?

I find DbD's meta to be really boring and I like talking about unique strategies that people have, so what's everyone's favorite off-meta perk or combo of perks that you really enjoy running but never see anyone use?
I personally love running Stakeout along with Built to Last. If you bring a medkit that has a Surgical Suture (I usually go Suture + Rubber Gloves. Sponge is better but I don't have many of them, and Needle & Thread works fine if you don't have many Sutures) your Stakeout skill checks combined with general skill at hitting skill checks can heal you very fast and save a good number of charges in the medkit. Combined with Built to Last you can get a lot of heals out of a single medkit which can let you play more aggressively / altruistically. Having a fast medkit to heal your teammates is also insanely useful in clutch situations.
Another perk I don't see very often is Overzealous: after it was buffed to work with boons the perk is extremely useful. You can light a boon (which are easy enough to fine with perks like Small Game, or if you just bring a map) and then go do gens while your teammates get value out of the boon. It works with almost any boon in almost any build.
For Killer I really like is running Hex: Face the Darkness and Hex: Thrill of the Hunt together. Thrill does a very good job protecting FTD since Survivors will scream and stop cleansing the totem, plus Thrill has a nice bonus effect of countering Boons which counter FTD very well. This combo still only really works if your Killer is good with FTD (like Wraith or Sadako) but it's still incredibly good.
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2023.06.03 21:34 throwawayytw Update 2- I think I’m in love with my best friend

For context in case you didn’t see my last posts, me and K are best friends and in highschool. Both of us are guys and I fell in love with him after he flirted with me a bit. We talked about sexuality and neither of us think we’re straight. Before that I had only came out to our mutual friend, D, who is lesbian so I knew she wouldn’t judge.
Three days ago, I texted K and asked him to go to the park with me for a picnic. He took awhile to respond but when he did, he said yes. I didn’t specify it as a date.
Yesterday, we met up at the park in between our houses. I had a blanket and some food and he brought his moms homemade cookies. K’s mom is definitely supportive of LGBTQ but his dad isn’t. They’re divorced.
But anyways, he was wearing a really cute outfit. Normally he doesn’t really dress up and just wears whatever he grabs first but yesterday I could tell he put some effort in.
We walked through the park, searching for a place to set up the picnic. It was a really nice day yesterday so the park was crowded. I knew I didn’t want us to be seen together in the context of a date in case it actually was. We live in a small town so everyone knows everyone and I wouldn’t want this getting back to my family. Or around our school, which is also pretty homophobic.
We decided it was best to go into the forest. He told me he knew a good spot that nobody would find.
K took me to this beautiful place. It was surrounded in all these beautiful plants with a perfect spot for us to set up the blanket. I honestly felt like I was living in a fairytale.
We sat and talked for hours but it felt different. Normally we spend our time joking around and playing basketball but this felt more intimate. More serious. It felt like an actual conversation.
Randomly, he started tickling me. I fell back, laughing. He got closer and both of us were laughing. His face was so close to mine. We both paused for a second and stared at eachother. K leaned closer. It was like we were about to kiss. I also leaned closer but suddenly, his phone started buzzing and he jumped back and like scrambled to answer his phone.
It was his dad calling. K hung up after a minute and was like ‘I have to go, sorry’ and he just ran off. I called after him but he didn’t respond. He didn’t even look back.
Honestly, I started crying at that point because of all the built up emotions. K left his cookies so I ate the rest of them. I did that for 20 minutes. Once I finished the cookies, I saw a note at the bottom of the container.
I grabbed it and opened it and it said ‘for my favourite boy, love K’
That was so confusing to me because he had written this note but also he ran away. He hasn’t responded to my messages since.
It’s like he’s giving mixed signals and I hate it. It’s so confusing and I don’t get it. I’m not sure what to do next.
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2023.06.03 21:33 anmollogin Battery replacement for oneplus earbuds

Posting this to help all those people struggling with worn out TWS batteries.
I am using buds pro for past 2 years. Recently batteries in both of the buds failed and I was getting around 20 mins of backup in both the buds. I decided to change the batteries in both the buds. It was little tricky but I managed to do it. Now backup is more than 4hrs!! (Installed 40mah batteries in each bud).
Here is how you guys can do it: Prerequisites: You need to have good soldering skills and basic understanding of electronics. Or otherwise ask a local phone repair shop guy to do this for you. Procedure: 1. Remove the rubber earbuds from the earphone. 2. Heat the earphone with a hair drier at low heat settings. 3. once the casing is little hot, then you can just pop open the bud by applying pressure on the speaker protrusion part and the stem.
  1. Here i am sharing the batteries that i ordered. I ordered 40mah, but it was a very difficult fit. I suggest you to order 35mah.
40mah: https://robu.in/product/40mah-pcm-protected-micro-li-po-battery/
35mah: https://robu.in/product/35mah-pcm-protected-micro-li-po-battery/
  1. Required adjustments in the spare batteries: these batteries comes with small PCBs attached to them. This PCB contains the charge protection ckt. We need to remove this charge protection ckt. This is because the spare batteries won't fit otherwise. And earphones already have a charge protection ckt within its circuitry.
  2. Once you open the earphones, just gently remove all the connections and pull the PCB out. Below the PCB is the battery.
  3. You need to remove the battery, unsolder the terminals and place the new battery there.
  4. Put the PCB back in place and paste the earphone case uaing the display pasting glue.
I am really sorry I was not able to capture pictures while doing this. But I hope this post may encourage others to do a battery replacement. There is no point in having feature loaded costly earphones if their batteries last around 1 year only. Save you money guys and give it a try!!
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2023.06.03 21:29 FloridaBogWitch 23[F4M]Nigeria/Africa/Anywhere- Seeking my golden retriever smart guy (and other weird terms)

Are you tired of having no one to discuss your triumphs and frustrations with? Would you like an awesome friendship that grows into a serious relationship? Want a cute voice messages and cuddles partner? If you answered yes to one or all of these, then keep scrolling!
GET TO KNOW ME:
  1. My name is Mira. Everyone calls me this but my full name means princess.
  2. I am a 5'5, ADHD functioning, intelligent and intense African woman.
  3. I love reading translated fiction, cooking and Hozier. I also love discovering new, strange music to curl up in bed with.
  4. The best description of my style and appearance would probably be 90s JCPenny catalog model meets riveting hippie queen but with lots of sophisticated eyeliner, perfect lipstick and a dainty nose stud to match.
  5. I am a cheery, considerate and sweet woman looking for somewhere to put all this love( because it's getting heavy)!
  6. My last long term relationship ended platonically seven months ago and in that time, I've done all the mental/emotional heavy lifting required to be in a new and healthy relationship.
HELLO FUTURE FRIEND/PARTNER:7. A sense of responsibility: I am looking for someone with a strong sense of responsibility. You are ideally a man who takes his words and actions seriously, like me... sorry short termers and flakes.
  1. A great sense of humor: you are able to laugh at the silliest of situations. I love funny me and men who enjoy a good laugh.
  2. Attractive: Physical appearance is important for a good relationship, but I'm looking for someone who makes an effort with their health, hygiene and appearance.
  3. An emotionally mature individual: I am hoping you are the kind of man who is too old and too mature for mind games and knows how to communicate his feelings. This means no passive aggressiveness, stonewalling or ending arguments in a tantrum.
  4. Looking for a relationship/friendship: I would like to meet a man who is also ready to properly be in a relationship. Building a friendship first is good but I'm looking for a partner, not a chat buddy. Strictly in the market for a one woman man. Let's give each other cute nicknames and sign it on every cheesy thing we do.
  5. A sweetheart: I want someone to be tender and gentle with. I love small and grand gestures of affection and would be just as happy with a boombox outside my window (cheesy I know) or a kiss on the forehead.
BONUS POINTS:
  1. Men with accents! I have been really into accents recently, with my favorites being Irish, Scottish, Scandinavian and really any others.
  2. Distance is no obstacle: While I do not mind long-distance, I would also really like the goal of meeting sooner rather than not to exchange hugs, passionate kisses and compliments. I'd like to meet someone with a similar mindset.
  3. You are white: (umbrella term here so all welcome), Jewish, East Asian or South Asian I love men with beautiful eyes and a big smile.
  4. Older: I have been bitten by the bug and unfortunately only like men older than me even by a few years. Age is just a number but please don't be creepy or condescending.
  5. You have a thing for women who are gentle natured, thoughtful, interesting and rubenesque (which is my favorite word currently, GOOGLE IT!)
  6. Men in STEM: I have a weakness for intelligent men and people who can understand technical concepts.
Please tell me a bit about yourself with a picture of you attached. I look forward to your message and hope to build something amazing. XO
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2023.06.03 21:26 kateincali Connecting with homeless services?

Looking for recommendations on how to connect to homeless services from those who have experience. Please do not suggest 211 - we have called so many places and all we’ve gotten out of intake forms is being added to a bunch of spam lists.
My mom and I have been unable to find a rental since losing ours to owner family move in. We were expecting move out funds we were legally entitled to but their release is being contested by a claim we moved out late, despite this all going through court already. Fully aware of being priced out of SD, we’re currently up in Twentynine Palms looking at places but haven’t found one, and we don’t have endless motel funds or the ability to travel to, say, middle of nowhere Georgia (which has a super cute house for $800 that I love, but has also been for rent for 200+ days so I assume the town has a vampire problem or something.)
My mom is 68 with a cancer diagnosis, plus other medical issues, including a nearly blinding cataract in one eye and a prolapsed uterus with constant bleeding issues. She desperately needs treatment but has not been able to get insurance coverage (this is a long thing where medi-cal is saying she didn’t have coverage for a blood clot when she did, and that she needs to clear that $15k debt before receiving any “non-emergency” care. Not sure how something growing out out her head isn’t an emergency, but whatever…)
There are no small children involved and neither of us have a drug or alcohol problem. We do have two small poodles we will absolutely not part with.
My mom has work starting back up again in San Diego soon, so we’ll likely have to travel back. For those who have been in similar situations, is it best to go to one of the car lots where they let you sleep and there are case workers there? Is there a more responsive office of anything somewhere?
I appreciate any suggestions during this difficult time. Thank you.
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2023.06.03 21:15 staniles31 Worth upgrading to 14 standard for me?

Hi guys, I'm keyboard player for years (pianist at first), I also have a small amateur rock band. Last Christmas I bought the maschine mikro mk3 and I got the 14 select bundle with it 'for free'. The aim was to try creating some music and also to get some sounds with komplete. I was able to use maschine and my midi keyboard to create small pieces of songs, but I never finished them. I find myself a bit limited in inspiration and also, with sounds. Now that there is the NI summer sale, with 50% off for upgrading to komplete 14 standard, I'm really looking into buying this upgrade. Even if it's cheaper than usual, I'm not quite sure to do it because it still costs a bit.. Some questions :
Thanks in advance :) Cheers
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2023.06.03 21:12 y_mxplusb 20 – Share something awesome you've done/made

TL;DR Skip the smalltalk; send me something cool instead.
I like meeting new people a whole ton. One of my greatest gifts is my silver tongue. It sounds super cheesy, but I have a real fun time getting men & women, party-goers & teetotalers, monarchists & communists alike to open up and chat with me about whatever they're excited about.
Some make for better conversationalists than others. Old people and kids are great talkers. Foreigners are also very insightful and curious about new surroundings. The coolest people though are the ones that never smothered their childlike wonder as they grew up.
It's the people that spend their time changing their own little world through cooking and writing and painting and proving and making something with their own thoughts and imagination; They are the ones that also see the world as endlessly malleable to their hands.
So send me the fruits of your labor. It can be recipes you've cooked or corny websites you wrote or soundcloud links to your garage band or rebuilt motorcycles or any other creative endeavor you wanna show and tell.
Don't worry about sharing something too small or difficult to explain, but please do share something as an intro though. You get way more color out of someone's creativity over nonsense smalltalk.
That's an awful lot for a stranger to ask though. I wanna share a bit of a "progress report" on some projects and hobbies to equal out the potential friend debt I'm putting on you.

Some things I like:

Math – Most of the math fun I've been having has been through trying to retype my notes into a readable LaTeX guide for others. TBH, being a real math tutor this year showed me just how brutal real math education is to students. I do hope to cheer myself up this summer though and use my awesome new (used) blackboard to finally prove the FTC.
Reading – Some books I'm reading/have read: Siddhartha by Hesse, Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, Mythology by Hamilton, The Passenger by McCarthy, and Antifragile by Taleb. I want to read some real philosophy this summer as I figured out how to get free books on my ereader now. Tabién voy a tratar de leer más español porque todavia sigo medio tarugo leyéndolo.
Linux/Coding – As part of my quest to make my dependencies in life comprehensible to me, I've been daily driving Linux/Vim/dwm/posix compliant shell/anything that can increase my computer knowledge/pretension. Right now, my old ThinkPad is completely disassembled with a Pomona'd pi ready to Libreboot... but I'm too anxious that I'll mess up my bios chip, so it's still just sitting there :/ I'm also teaching myself C to undo matlab & excel "coding" I learned in college.
History – I don't really dig the HOI4-Sabaton axis where history is just cool lore like LOTR or Star Wars. To me, "tangible history," i.e. history that's a lot more personal either as allegory or as direct cause to the present matters so much more. One of my favorite albums, Deceit does this perfectly for it's Cold War politics present. I've read my third Chomsky book and will finally read Manufacturing Consent once I finish How to Hide an Empire. I also got myself a bunch of old Israeli shekels, Soviet rubles, Austrian schillings, etc.

Other things I like:

  • Rock N Roll (beatles, king crimson, fleet foxes, simon and garfunkel, elliott smith, brian eno)
  • Photography (researching FOSS lightroom alternatives)
  • Expressionist paintings
  • Deutsch
  • Making my own idioms
My ideal penpal is someone that cares very deeply about ideas as well as people. If my hopes of finding inspiration and kindness from the world resonate with you, send me a PM.
cool bye now B-)
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2023.06.03 21:06 TheFartingWhale 27F, looking for long term girl friends

Hey there!
As in the title, I'm 27 years old woman looking for long-term, genuine friendship with other women. I'm in a happy, long term relationship so I'm not looking for anything romantic.
I can be pretty chatty and I think Im doing okay with both small talks and longer conversations. Well, as long as its not one sided of course.
I love to play video games (mostly PC), read books, crocheting cute stuff, cooking and trying out new recipes. I also like to listen to music, reading up on random facts and going down those rabbit holes, all things fantasy, animals, memes, plants - though I have a severe case of whatever the opposite of green thumb is, nature, etc.
I'd love to get back to horse riding eventually, learn archery and more languages eventually and I'd love to get into some kind of hobby together too! Im open to a lot of things.
I'm still trying to learn german, but Duo might get me one of these days.
I prefer texting, but I'd be willing to voice call sometimes too, after we become more comfortable with each other. :)
I'd also prefer to have frequent-ish contact as I have a bit harder time bonding with someone if we talk every so often. Of course I understand if life gets busy though, so I'm also not going to breath down on your neck, dont worry.
I'm from Europe, CET timezone, but my schedule can be flexible, so I don't mind time differences. Please be roughly around my age.
Anyway, if all these sounds good to you, then do shoot me a message and introduce yourself!
I'm not going to reply to short and no effort messages. I'm all for putting in the effort to make a friendship work, but only as long as its mutual.
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2023.06.03 21:06 y_mxplusb 21 [R4R] US/Anywhere – Share something awesome you've done/made

TL;DR Skip the smalltalk; send me something cool instead.
I like meeting new people a whole ton. One of my greatest gifts is my silver tongue. It sounds super cheesy, but I have a real fun time getting men & women, party-goers & teetotalers, monarchists & communists alike to open up and chat with me about whatever they're excited about.
Some make for better conversationalists than others. Old people and kids are great talkers. Foreigners are also very insightful and curious about new surroundings. The coolest people though are the ones that never smothered their childlike wonder as they grew up.
It's the people that spend their time changing their own little world through cooking and writing and painting and proving and making something with their own thoughts and imagination; They are the ones that also see the world as endlessly malleable to their hands.
So send me the fruits of your labor. It can be recipes you've cooked or corny websites you wrote or soundcloud links to your garage band or rebuilt motorcycles or any other creative endeavor you wanna show and tell.
Don't worry about sharing something too small or difficult to explain, but please do share something as an intro though. You get way more color out of someone's creativity over nonsense smalltalk.
That's an awful lot for a stranger to ask though. I wanna share a bit of a "progress report" on some projects and hobbies to equal out the potential friend debt I'm putting on you.

Some things I like:

Math – Most of the math fun I've been having has been through trying to retype my notes into a readable LaTeX guide for others. TBH, being a real math tu tor this year showed me just how brutal real math education is to students. I do hope to cheer myself up this summer though and use my awesome new (used) blackboard to finally prove the FTC.
Reading – Some books I'm reading/have read: Siddhartha by Hesse, Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, Mythology by Hamilton, The Passenger by McCarthy, and Antifragile by Taleb. I want to read some real philosophy this summer as I figured out how to get free books on my ereader now. Tabién voy a tratar de leer más español porque todavia sigo medio tarugo leyéndolo.
Linux/Coding – As part of my quest to make my dependencies in life comprehensible to me, I've been daily driving Linux/Vim/dwm/posix compliant shell/anything that can increase my computer knowledge/pretension. Right now, my old ThinkPad is completely disassembled with a Pomona'd pi ready to Libreboot... but I'm too anxious that I'll mess up my bios chip, so it's still just sitting there :/ I'm also teaching myself C to undo matlab & excel "coding" I learned in college.
History – I don't really dig the HOI4-Sabaton axis where history is just cool lore like LOTR or Star Wars. To me, "tangible history," i.e. history that's a lot more personal either as allegory or as direct cause to the present matters so much more. One of my favorite albums, Deceit does this perfectly for it's Cold War politics present. I've read my third Chomsky book and will finally read Manufacturing Consent once I finish How to Hide an Empire. I also got myself a bunch of old Israeli shekels, Soviet rubles, Austrian schillings, etc.

Other things I like:

  • Rock N Roll (beatles, king crimson, fleet foxes, simon and garfunkel, elliott smith, brian eno)
  • Photography (researching FOSS lightroom alternatives)
  • Expressionist paintings
  • Deutsch
  • Making my own idioms
My ideal penpal is someone that cares very deeply about ideas as well as people. If my hopes of finding inspiration and kindness from the world resonate with you, send me a PM.
cool bye now B-)
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2023.06.03 21:05 TheFartingWhale 27F, looking for long term girl friends!

Hey there!
As in the title, I'm 27 years old woman looking for long-term, genuine friendship with other women. I'm in a happy, long term relationship so I'm not looking for anything romantic.
I can be pretty chatty and I think Im doing okay with both small talks and longer conversations. Well, as long as its not one sided of course.
I love to play video games (mostly PC), read books, crocheting cute toys, cooking and trying out new recipes. I also like to listen to music, reading up on random facts and going down those rabbit holes, all things fantasy, animals, memes, plants - though I have a severe case of whatever the opposite of green thumb is, nature, etc.
I'd love to get back to horse riding eventually, learn archery and more languages eventually and I'd love to get into some kind of hobby together too! Im open to a lot of things.
I'm still trying to learn german, but Duo might get me one of these days.
I prefer texting, but I'd be willing to voice call sometimes too, after we become more comfortable with each other. :)
I'd also prefer to have frequent-ish contact as I have a bit harder time bonding with someone if we talk every so often. Of course I understand if life gets busy though, so I'm also not going to breath down on your neck, dont worry.
I'm from Europe, CET timezone, but my schedule can be flexible, so I don't mind time differences. Please be roughly around my age.
Anyway, if all these sounds good to you, then do shoot me a message and introduce yourself!
I'm not going to reply to short and no effort messages. I'm all for putting in the effort to make a friendship work, but only as long as its mutual.
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2023.06.03 21:05 TheFartingWhale 27F, looking for long term girl friends!

Hey there!
As in the title, I'm 27 years old woman looking for long-term, genuine friendship with other women. I'm in a happy, long term relationship so I'm not looking for anything romantic.
I can be pretty chatty and I think Im doing okay with both small talks and longer conversations. Well, as long as its not one sided of course.
I love to play video games (mostly PC), read books, crocheting cute toys, cooking and trying out new recipes. I also like to listen to music, reading up on random facts and going down those rabbit holes, all things fantasy, animals, memes, plants - though I have a severe case of whatever the opposite of green thumb is, nature, etc.
I'd love to get back to horse riding eventually, learn archery and more languages eventually and I'd love to get into some kind of hobby together too! Im open to a lot of things.
I'm still trying to learn german, but Duo might get me one of these days.
I prefer texting, but I'd be willing to voice call sometimes too, after we become more comfortable with each other. :)
I'd also prefer to have frequent-ish contact as I have a bit harder time bonding with someone if we talk every so often. Of course I understand if life gets busy though, so I'm also not going to breath down on your neck, dont worry.
I'm from Europe, CET timezone, but my schedule can be flexible, so I don't mind time differences. Please be roughly around my age.
Anyway, if all these sounds good to you, then do shoot me a message and introduce yourself!
I'm not going to reply to short and no effort messages. I'm all for putting in the effort to make a friendship work, but only as long as its mutual.
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2023.06.03 21:02 y_mxplusb [Friendship] Share something awesome you've done/made

TL;DR Skip the smalltalk; send me something cool instead.
I like meeting new people a whole ton. One of my greatest gifts is my silver tongue. It sounds super cheesy, but I have a real fun time getting men & women, party-goers & teetotalers, monarchists & communists alike to open up and chat with me about whatever they're excited about.
Some make for better conversationalists than others. Old people and kids are great talkers. Foreigners are also very insightful and curious about new surroundings. The coolest people though are the ones that never smothered their childlike wonder as they grew up.
It's the people that spend their time changing their own little world through cooking and writing and painting and proving and making something with their own thoughts and imagination; They are the ones that also see the world as endlessly malleable to their hands.
So send me the fruits of your labor. It can be recipes you've cooked or corny websites you wrote or soundcloud links to your garage band or rebuilt motorcycles or any other creative endeavor you wanna show and tell.
Don't worry about sharing something too small or difficult to explain, but please do share something as an intro though. You get way more color out of someone's creativity over nonsense smalltalk.
That's an awful lot for a stranger to ask though. I wanna share a bit of a "progress report" on some projects and hobbies to equal out the potential friend debt I'm putting on you.

Some things I like:

Math – Most of the math fun I've been having has been through trying to retype my notes into a readable LaTeX guide for others. TBH, being a real math tutor this year showed me just how brutal real math education is to students. I do hope to cheer myself up this summer though and use my awesome new (used) blackboard to finally prove the FTC.
Reading – Some books I'm reading/have read: Siddhartha by Hesse, Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, Mythology by Hamilton, The Passenger by McCarthy, and Antifragile by Taleb. I want to read some real philosophy this summer as I figured out how to get free books on my ereader now. Tabién voy a tratar de leer más español porque todavia sigo medio tarugo leyéndolo.
Linux/Coding – As part of my quest to make my dependencies in life comprehensible to me, I've been daily driving Linux/Vim/dwm/posix compliant shell/anything that can increase my computer knowledge/pretension. Right now, my old ThinkPad is completely disassembled with a Pomona'd pi ready to Libreboot... but I'm too anxious that I'll mess up my bios chip, so it's still just sitting there :/ I'm also teaching myself C to undo matlab & excel "coding" I learned in college.
History – I don't really dig the HOI4-Sabaton axis where history is just cool lore like LOTR or Star Wars. To me, "tangible history," i.e. history that's a lot more personal either as allegory or as direct cause to the present matters so much more. One of my favorite albums, Deceit does this perfectly for it's Cold War politics present. I've read my third Chomsky book and will finally read Manufacturing Consent once I finish How to Hide an Empire. I also got myself a bunch of old Israeli shekels, Soviet rubles, Austrian schillings, etc.

Other things I like:

  • Rock N Roll (beatles, king crimson, fleet foxes, simon and garfunkel, elliott smith, brian eno)
  • Photography (researching FOSS lightroom alternatives)
  • Expressionist paintings
  • Deutsch
  • Making my own idioms
My ideal penpal is someone that cares very deeply about ideas as well as people. If my hopes of finding inspiration and kindness from the world resonate with you, send me a PM.
cool bye now B-)
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2023.06.03 20:58 y_mxplusb Share something awesome you've done/made

TL;DR Skip the smalltalk; send me something cool instead.
I like meeting new people a whole ton. One of my greatest gifts is my silver tongue. It sounds super cheesy, but I have a real fun time getting men & women, party-goers & teetotalers, monarchists & communists alike to open up and chat with me about whatever they're excited about.
Some make for better conversationalists than others. Old people and kids are great talkers. Foreigners are also very insightful and curious about new surroundings. The coolest people though are the ones that never smothered their childlike wonder as they grew up.
It's the people that spend their time changing their own little world through cooking and writing and painting and proving and making something with their own thoughts and imagination; They are the ones that also see the world as endlessly malleable to their hands.
So send me the fruits of your labor. It can be recipes you've cooked or corny websites you wrote or soundcloud links to your garage band or rebuilt motorcycles or any other creative endeavor you wanna show and tell.
Don't worry about sharing something too small or difficult to explain, but please do share something as an intro though. You get way more color out of someone's creativity over nonsense smalltalk.
That's an awful lot for a stranger to ask though. I wanna share a bit of a "progress report" on some projects and hobbies to equal out the potential friend debt I'm putting on you.

Some things I like:

Math – Most of the math fun I've been having has been through trying to retype my notes into a readable LaTeX guide for others. TBH, being a real math tutor this year showed me just how brutal real math education is to students. I do hope to cheer myself up this summer though and use my awesome new (used) blackboard to finally prove the FTC.
Reading – Some books I'm reading/have read: Siddhartha by Hesse, Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, Mythology by Hamilton, The Passenger by McCarthy, and Antifragile by Taleb. I want to read some real philosophy this summer as I figured out how to get free books on my ereader now. Tabién voy a tratar de leer más español porque todavia sigo medio tarugo leyéndolo.
Linux/Coding – As part of my quest to make my dependencies in life comprehensible to me, I've been daily driving Linux/Vim/dwm/posix compliant shell/anything that can increase my computer knowledge/pretension. Right now, my old ThinkPad is completely disassembled with a Pomona'd pi ready to Libreboot... but I'm too anxious that I'll mess up my bios chip, so it's still just sitting there :/ I'm also teaching myself C to undo matlab & excel "coding" I learned in college.
History – I don't really dig the HOI4-Sabaton axis where history is just cool lore like LOTR or Star Wars. To me, "tangible history," i.e. history that's a lot more personal either as allegory or as direct cause to the present matters so much more. One of my favorite albums, Deceit does this perfectly for it's Cold War politics present. I've read my third Chomsky book and will finally read Manufacturing Consent once I finish How to Hide an Empire. I also got myself a bunch of old Israeli shekels, Soviet rubles, Austrian schillings, etc.

Other things I like:

  • Rock N Roll (beatles, king crimson, fleet foxes, simon and garfunkel, elliott smith, brian eno)
  • Photography (researching FOSS lightroom alternatives)
  • Expressionist paintings
  • Deutsch
  • Making my own idioms
My ideal penpal is someone that cares very deeply about ideas as well as people. If my hopes of finding inspiration and kindness from the world resonate with you, send me a PM.
cool bye now B-)
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