Packgod

PACKGOD: Bro you ugly as shit, what the fuck? GOD DAMN bro you don't got waves on yo head, bro you got a god damn tidal sequence on yo head, yo ass ugly as shit. Bro look at yo emo ass bruh, if you don't get yo "IM AT BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER QUEEN, CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY" lookin ass, and look at yo nipples! boy you look like you shoot laser beams out of yo nipples, (pepe-pew, pew pew) pointy ass nipple ass garden gnome nose lookin ass nipple boy you ugly as shit, shut yo dirty ass up bro, say something bro ISHOWSEX: who the fuck are you? PACKGOD: WHO THE FUCK AM I? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? if you don't get your ishowspeed dried out weed body built like an anal bead headphone wire deflated tire farted on the mic and called it fire chicken pox dirty socks "AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX" crypto scam orange crayon peanut butter jelly jam, dirty toe sloppy joe "CRISTIANO RONALDO!" lookin ass up you ugly as shit, shut yo stupid ass up you dirty as hell bruh, if you don't get your slightly below average 22 savage moldy cabbage, went to therapy to quit yo habit of having unprotected butt sex with obese rabbits refrigerator is filled with maggots father abuses you with his tennis racket, school gave you a chromebook you tried to hack it, semiautomatic soy sauce packet, roaches inbreeding inside yo attic, BUST DOWN GRAMMA, let me smack it lookin ass, boy you ugly as shit, if you dont get your half a fry cherry pie BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY lookin ass back, bro you dirty as hell, you look like you were born inside of a handicap parking space, stupid ass boy you dirty as shit bro- ISHOWUNDERWEAR: SHUT THE FUCK- SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO, hey chat he probably is a messi dickrider PACKGOD: mess-, messy dick? BITCH WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECKITRALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS "IM GONNA WRECK IT" lookin ass momma boy you dirty as shit you downloaded pirated FL Studio and made a bass boosted nightcore remix out of yo parents sex tape, that shit was like "AH AH AH AH WA WA CHICHICHICHICHI, BAWAWAWA, "OH YEAH HAROLD" BAWAWAWA," look at yo stupid ass boy you ugly as hell bro yo eyebrows look like boomerangs boy you ugly as shit look at yo nose yo nose look like a goomba off mario bros "YA HOO!!!! LETS A GOO!!" stupid ass bitch (ishowspeed starts barking) (unintelligble) LOOK AT YO HEADPHONE yo got a wire connected earphone what the fuck? you was in yo basement last night and you said "BLOOD DEMON ART MUSICAL PRECISION" and started playing black ops 3 with a fucking clarinet "HOO WOO HOO BOO WOO" (ishowspeed starts screaming "shut the fuck up) (unintelligble) PACKGOD: YOU EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST, you look like you brush yo teeth with a pickle, at thanksgiving dinner you picked up your moms vibrator jumped on the kitchen table, pulled yo pants down and and yelled "ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH WLLWLWLWLWLWLWLWL**"** stupid ass nigga look at yo neck yo neck look like a windex bottle (spraying sounds) and look at yo god damn dirty earrings them shits look like a drop of sperm on each of yo ears, you look like a termite with scoliosis, you bitch boy you ugly as he- ISHOWNOBITCHES: shut the- shut yo ass up, you shut the hell up who the fuck you talkin to (stands up) PACKGOD: BITCH YO, LOOK AT YO PANTS!!!! LOOK AT YO PANTS, LOOK AT YO MOTHERFUCKIN WEINER THAT SHIT STICKIN OUT OF YO PANTS, AYO WHAT THE FUCK? (unintelligble) BITCH YO UNDERPANTS SPONSORED BY COCA COLA, look at those nasty ass pants bitch you dirty as hell, bitch you better get yo "WORLD CAHHHHUP, WORLD CUHHHP, WARLD CAAAAAAUHP, WURLD CAAP" stupid ass nigga sounding bro, you ugly as shit bro, yo ass was getting motherfuckin fucked by anna ross, that shit was like "EVERYDAY I BA BA BA WA BA BA BA WA WA" and there was like "HGRUP GRUP RRUGBP BRUHT BRRT RRGBHT DRRGCP" and you was like "EEH EEH EEP EEH EEH E E" you stupid ass, what u gon do? what u gon do bitch? (ishowspeed angrily flexing muscles) look at yo arms, scrawny ass cheese nigga arms, what the fuck you built like a staple, you the fuck built like a paperclip, what u gon do? yo gon start crying? "WHOOH BOOH HOOH (crying noises)" bitch you ugly as shit you like shaggy from scooby doo "RUH ROH RAGGY! ISHOWSPEEDS GETTING MAD!" bitch ass you ugly ass bro, what you wearing right now you got adidas shorts, bitch tell me why you built like an autistic traffic cone, fuck wrong with you buddy now SAY SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING (unintelligble noises) PACKGOD: -CABBAGE BASKET, SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU DIRTY AS HELL, you built like a fucking cucumber with eyeballs, you ass ugly as shit, on my momma you stupid ass bro, you dusty musty crusty ugly ass, dirty bag motherfucking ugly rag, motherfucking where's my dad, motherfucking "OH SHIT" fortnite lag, you ugly as shit, say something bro you do nothing bro.

EW
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
THERE IS NO WAY!
THAT THIS...
OLD ASS
FART WRINKLE
IS TALKING TO ME
IN SUCH A
DISRESPECTFUL MANNER
YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD
YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO BE A GRANDPA NOW
BUT INSTEAD OF
ADVANCING
YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN
YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS
ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
READING HITLER MANIFESTOS
AND COSPLAYING
AS A FUCKIN'
NEO NAZI
SO MANY YEARS
AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT
No seriously!
Seriously
I find it amusing
THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS
DONKEY KONG BARREL
BUILT LOOKIN' ASS
WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN
REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE
NO NO NO
FUCK THAT
A SINGLE
SYLLABLE
OF THE VERBAL
DIARRHEA GARGLE
THAT'S COMING
OUT OF THE DUSTY
SARLAC
PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR
FUCKING MOUTH!
YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE??
YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE???
BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE
CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW
DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN
DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT
NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH
BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE
HELL NAH
BOY STOP PLAYING
YOU TOO OLD
FOR THIS SHIT
BRO THEY GOT
FOSSIL RECORDS
FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR
FAT ROLLS
NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY
I CAN'T TAKE
YO ASS
SERIOUSLY
WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL
TERRORIST
BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP
HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A
CROSSBOW
AND A FUCKING
TREBUCHET
YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
WHAT THE FUCK?
A HE AHHH EEEEE
SHUT UP BITCH
YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA?
YO DICK BUILT LIKE A
INVERTED
BANANA
YO FOREHEAD
CRACKED UP
LIKE THE AFRICAN
SAVANNAH
I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED
LAST NIGHT
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
FUCK YOU THINK
THIS IS?
WHAT IS YOU WEARING
WITH YO GODDAMN
HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM
YO HOUSE
DIRTY
AS HELL
YOU GOT FOUR
SEWER RATS
IN YO BATH TUB
RIGHT NOW
FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX
SINGING
YO
HO
THIEVES AND BEGGARS
LIKE SHIT
BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL
CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL
LAST NIGHT
WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS
REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS
YOU AND YO TOE NAIL
WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO
BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG
SHUT YO
STUPID ASS UP
BRUH I CAUGHT YOU
JACK SPARROW
RUNNING AROUND
YOUR HOUSE
WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A
TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT
COME HERE BOY!
SHUT YO ASS UP
BITCH
EVERYTIME YOU
TAKE A SHIT
THE GAME OF THRONES
THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE
BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM
SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP
BRUH.
Are you getting mad?
Are you getting mad?
DAMN
You getting mad now!
cuz yo
Legal name is
Ledenhouser
Strogenberg
Nah don't be
Smiling now boy
You ain't slick Boy!
I caught you in the locker room after gym class
Frantically
wiping yo armpits down
With a kleenex
While tryna smell good
For the girls
In the hallway
OI ZOINKS!
I GOTTA-
I GOTTA HURRY UP
SHUT YO ASS UP
YOU LIKE A
DIABETIC
TOASTER STRUDEL
YOU UGLY AHH
AS HELL
YOU GOT THEM
BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY
PANTS ON BRUH
YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP
AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO
BUNG DU BUNGLA
Shut yo ugly
Ass up
You got
Mineral deposits
In your
Belly button
You dumb
As hell
You thought Google drive
Was a brand new
Taxi service
Bitch yo
Grandma
Threw a
Rage spell
On the kitchen floor
And started
Smacking you with
A weiner schnitzel
Shut yo ass up
You a
Diabolical
Special needs
Student
Boy you was
In the back of a
Short bus
Maniacally
Planning
How you was gonna
Take over
Your school
HMMMMM
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
It will be
MINE
Shut yo
Ass up
Boy I caught you
Butt Naked
Playing gorilla tag
With a mouse in your Kitchen
Yo ass
Be sliding around
The counters
Like a paraplegic
Frozone
Gotta
Catch 'em
ALL
Shut yo ass up
With yo
I got a feeling
Ooooooooo
Everytime yo Grandpa
Tickles yo
Butthole
Shut yo
Stupid ass up
You thought the
One chip challenge
Was sticking a
Hot cheeto
Up your buttcrack
Ok!
Here we go
Everybody!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shut yo
Dirty ass up
Get yo ass on bruh
It's actually sad these people still exist

My discord is Juub#5421 btw

SHUT YO UGLY ASS THE FUCK UP! HOLY SHIT! YOU LIKE IF JACK FROST WAS A ZESTY EDGAR! GET YOUR ASS ON BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE VICTOR FROM DESPICABLE ME IF HE WAS IN THE UPSIDE DOWN! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BRO YOU GOT A URINE STAIN ON YOUR SHIRT! BRO YOU LACTATE PISS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE! GET YO ASS ON, YOU GOT BATARANGS ABOVE YOUR EYES! YOUR EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE HORSE LEGS! SHUT YOUR ASS UP! BOY YOU AIN’T THING ONE AND THING 2, YOU’RE OBJECT 3! WITH YOUR CAT IN THE HAT, WALLET AIN’T LOOKING FAT, HAVIN’ ASS! BRO YOU DIRTY AS HELL! YOU DRESSED UP AS A SOGGY PIECE OF BUBBLE GUM, BOY! GET YOUR ASS ON, BRUH! BRO YOU CONCEIVED UNDER A SCHOOL DESK! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! BOY YOU GOT AN ALBINO LAUNCH PAD ON YO HEAD! BOING! BOING! BOING! STUPID ASS BOY! YOU UGLY AS HELL! BITCH YO MOM USES YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE DAY PHOTO AS RAT REPELLENT! TSSSS! BUM ASS BOY! YOU DIRTY AS HELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ASKED A GIRL OUT TO PROM BY FAXING HER A PDF OF A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!” HERE ARE THE FOLLOWING REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD ACCOMPANY ME TO THE SCHOOL DANCE”!

Questions that will likely be asked: "What is packgod really like" - He's a very nice guy
"how hard is it to moderate such a big server?" - It's still really hard, but I'm helped by the rest of our amazing staff team
And I cannot leak anything confidential regarding staff and shit, so I'll tell you if your question would break that

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