Funny thursday memes

I'm a psychology student from Germany, currently navigating a mix of anxiety and an existential crisis as I tackle my bachelor thesis while dreaming of pursuing a master's degree 🫠
I'm a Leo with an Aries rising and a Scorpio moon. While I may not fully believe in astrology it's always amusing to discuss it 🤭
Now, onto the good stuff—I'm a meme connoisseur, avid watcher of funny TikTok videos, and an animal lover (dogs, cats, and even capybaras steal my heart). Traveling, dancing the night away, and indulging in delicious meals at different restaurants are my passions. Trash TV, music, and true crime are my kinda thing too!
I'm specifically looking for international friendships with like-minded individuals. Just to clarify, I'm happily taken, so my post is purely for non-romantic connections 🤝🏼 It would be awesome to befriend some amazing women around my age, as I tend to receive more messages from guys 🌺✨

Just some Thursday fun. I’m a few hours away from being off work and NKs are sleeping.
So what is your Sun sign and what is your NKs? Also it’s ok if you don’t believe in them! This is just purely for fun.
My NKs 2G is a Cancer and my NK5moG is a Capricorn. I’m an Aquarius but I have a cancer moon and Capricorn stellium. If you know about astrology you know how funny that is. Anyways hope everyone has a great day!!

So uh... I got a drunk tonight with some friends and saw this women on the street with a 💀goofy ahhhh💀 green wig on. I thought it would be funny to pull it off. Yes it was stupid, yes it was assault, yes I regret it but I thought nothing of it.
Today I wake up to my Law Firm Employer firing me and my name completely tarnished and trashed by every major news outlet.
Now no other law firm wants to higher me. I've accrued over $500,000 in debt and worked my ass off over the past 10 years to become a lawyer.
Due to one stupid mistake and drunken lack of judgement my entire life has been destroyed. My career goals and dreams gone because of one stupid fucking mistake.
Did I deserve this?
(meme in reference)

I'm a psychology student from Germany, currently navigating a mix of anxiety and an existential crisis as I tackle my bachelor thesis while dreaming of pursuing a master's degree 🫠
I'm a Leo with an Aries rising and a Scorpio moon. While I may not fully believe in astrology it's always amusing to discuss it 🤭
Now, onto the good stuff—I'm a meme connoisseur, avid watcher of funny TikTok videos, and an animal lover (dogs, cats, and even capybaras steal my heart). Traveling, dancing the night away, and indulging in delicious meals at different restaurants are my passions. Trash TV, music, and true crime are my kinda thing too!
I'm specifically looking for international friendships with like-minded individuals. Just to clarify, I'm happily taken, so my post is purely for non-romantic connections 🤝🏼 It would be awesome to befriend some amazing women around my age, as I tend to receive more messages from guys 🌺✨

Ugh I’m suffering. I’ve been taking 10 mg now for the past six or seven weeks and doing great no issues I would take a Zofran an hour before I injected and then I would take a Zofran eight hours later than eight hours after that no issues no stomach pain no nausea no diarrhea. All well. Nothing except constipation.
This time I didn’t take the Zofran before injecting guess I got cocky and figured I’d be OK. I took the injection and then I want to say maybe eight hours later felt a little nauseous so I took a Zofran took another one eight hours after that injected on Wednesday around 10 AM it is now Thursday at 4:30 PM, I made it through the night OK also passed some bowel movements and now I have this heart burn like stomach pain in the center of my stomach up high right below my boobs and directly up above my belly button in the middle.
Feels like gas or heartburn actually. Between that feeling the heat and the yeasty burps I’m feeling a little queasy.
I’m going to try to drink water probably take another Zofran. This sucks. Feels like old school MJ back in January when I had issues with 10mg. It’s really hot here the AC is not working. I’m gassy and this tummy issue and the burps have me feel a little nauseated.
That’s all just venting, looking for some solace or solidarity or comfort. Hope it passes soon. Will try alcohol wipes to sniff and some ginger gum. With lots of water.
It’s funny the zofran usually constipates me from injection day to day 4 but now it seems my body wants to evacuate regardless. I injected in back of arm for what it’s worth. I usually do arm or thigh. I avoid stomach injections I don’t seem to react well to those.

Hey all
I'm here to just rant and maybe get advice? 👀
I (25 M) started dating this girl (23 F) back in March of this year (the 4th to be exact) and I was going to a residential treatment center for drug use and mental health. She knew this and we said that we weren't going to jump into anything until I got back out.
However, we didn't realize how made for eachother we are. We started hanging out a few times a week, she lives an hour and a half away (same state). We talked whenever she was available, before work, on breaks, after work, and after she had dinner with her family, etc. There was one day when we were spending the day together before I left where were ended up telling eachother we loved eachother. This was almost a month later. I've been in a few relationships and casual shit, so I know how to separate the love from the lust from the chemicals lol. While I was away, I could only use the landline once a day for 15 minutes a day. Most of the time I called her, but sometimes I called family too. We sent eachother letters and drawings. She even printed out memes that she wanted to show me. In her own words, she was so down bad for me she was printing out memes like a boomer lol. She was also the only person that visited me while I was gone, which was 5 weeks long. I wrote her a song as well that I'm in the middle of fully producing. She was the one that picked me up afterwards too. Family was busy and I wanted to see her first anyways.
Anyways, the break up. Not even a week later, I made a snide comment that I shouldn't have. But, imo it wasn't really a big thing. It's just the way I talk and it kinda triggered some trauma in her (I said "whatever"). We got into this weird fight where I was trying to talk things through, having gotten out of Residential Care recently I had a bunch of new tools to stay calm in these kinds of situations. However, no matter what I said she was getting more and more upset (she has a condition where her SSRIs stop working when she's PMSing. It's called PMDS I think). She ended up breaking up with me that night and said we could talk about it in the morning. This was on a Thursday night. The next morning we video chatted, she had talked to her therapist that afternoon before the talk and explained the situation. She said that her therapist said she didn't sound like herself. That what happened that night was unusual and not like her basically, which I agree with I said the same thing. We agreed to be friends, take things super slowly (I have weird expectations of emotional sharing with my partner. I'm very open and used to people also being very open. But she has trouble opening up to people emotionally, which I'm not used to but I totally understand). We talked some that day and then on Saturday we agreed to meet up on Sunday. Somewhere in between both our locations, which happened to be a mall. We walked and talked an were trying to see what the vibes were. She ended up holding my hand and then eventually kissing me. Again, we were taking things slow so we weren't having sex (which was mind blowing btw), we only would really kiss.
So, the week went pretty well after that. We had plans to hang out the following Saturday. But she was feeling off again. I had cleaned the whole house, my roommate left for the weekend so we could be alone if she decided to stay the night, and I was getting the whole place all romanticized lol. So I was really upset when she said she wasn't sure if she was coming down. She had cancelled all her plans for that day actually. At one point she was like "is it okay if I come down in a bit?" I said yes and she asked if she could wear her sweats, which I don't really care about so I said yes to that too. And she said she was leaving pretty soon and she'd let me know when she was headed out. She called me saying she wasn't going to be coming down or wasn't sure because her parents weren't comfortable with her driving in her condition. So I said, okay let me know as soon as you decide so I'm not waiting for you to show up or whatever. A few hours go bye, nothing. I was giving her space. She replied and I asked what she was doing. And she said she was watching a movie and drinking wine. Which kinda made me upset. 1. Because why the fuck didn't you tell me you had decided to stay? And 2. How are you gonna sit there and say that drinking alcohol the way she was feeling was a good idea? So I told her to e joy her fucking movie. She tried calling me to talk, cause I was obviously upset. But ignored it and said to enjoy her movie and getting drunk. I was heated and I didn't want to say anything. I honestly wanted to give her space to feel better too, so I waited a few hours before trying to call to apologize and such.
I had bought alcohol for us to share that night. My recovery didn't involve alcohol and I never had an issue with it really. So I thought that'd be okay for me to do. But it wasn't. I drank a lot of wine (hypothetical I know) and tried calling her a few times to apologize. She didn't answer and she ended up texting me "stop calling me I'll text you when I want to" which got me really upset cause I was drunk, wanted to work it out, and it made me feel like we had to do things on her accord. Being drunk, I threatened to break up with her if she didn't get back to me soon. A little bit later she called and asked what I wanted to talk about. We got into a weird fight, and she broke up with me again. Before I hung up, I said "fuck you, you fucking bitch". I had never talked to anyone like that before (our last fight she had said fuck you to me, not that it makes it right for me to say it). I tried calling her back but she had blocked me right away, everywhere. Snap, phone, iMessage (I have an iPad). I've since decided to abstain from all substances besides caffeine. She made a playlist called "Finish Him" which is about how I was immature and how she doesn't need me, etc, etc. It's a fire playlist tbh.
She sent me the drawings I made SPECIFICALLY for her, a plushie I won't for her, and my beanie that she was wearing all the time back to me in a box. I was trying to respect her boundaries, but I ended up sending a letter in response apologizing, asking to work it out and rebuild trust, and if not that I'll respect her boundaries. She never replied, understandably. My friend is friends with one of her friends and they went out last weekend. He said she's still mad at me for what I said. That she was sitting at a table in the club talking to one of her friends, which is unusual because she loves to dance.
Oh and she is still updating that playlist to this day and it's slowly getting calmer. I was checking it a lot and yesterday I decided to block her on Spotify so I couldnt see it anymore and would stop checking. So I guess, no contact technically started yesterday?
I've been running two miles every day or so, meditating every day, going to IOP, and doing my classes online. I've been bettering myself. Which I was doing before we broke up.
I really miss her, but I know in my heart that we are meant to be. And if not sometimes soon, sometime in the future we'll for sure find eachother again. When we're both ready.
She's going to med school in long Island in July-ish, so I was looking forward to spending the summer with her before she left. Now idk what I'm gonna do besides homework lol
Anyways, I think that's about it. I might have left out some stuff because it's been a while.
We broke up officially on the 13th of May and I put the letter in the mailbox the 17th of May. Which I was counting as my no contact say. But I'm not sure anymore tbh.
Hmu with some comments and perspectives :)

So, I've played AQW for years. I've done this, done that, I've seen thousands of players, with different sets. I've seen a lot of Evil and Good players, the occasional Legion and Nation player here and there. And of course, the casual and meme outfits. Which are always funny. But I've not seen much people use the chaos gear, other than people using the full Drakath set. What's up with that? I'm down to hear everyone's thoughts on it.

Welcome to Funny Friday where you're encouraged to post pictures, memes, jokes, stories or videos that tickle your fancy.
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I (19F) have a best friend (24M) I'm really confused and obviously have not outright asked him if he has feelings for me outside of platonic friendship feelings. I am also well aware that if I want any sold answer I will have to ask, but I'm wondering if I'm reading too much into everything.
Background
We met in December at work, I was 18 and he was 23. We realized we went to the same college and around late February we started hanging out like everyday. It was great. I didn't really have any feelings for him besides platonic and everything. Term ends and we hang out again once the new term starts. On Monday and Wednesdays we eat lunch together at the cafeteria. On Fridays were together from 11-7 and we study and then go and play basketball. We both enjoy hanging out with each other, at least that's the vibe I get. I am in a rehab program because I got into legal trouble when i was a teenager so we don't really talk outside of like 9-4 m-f and random texts on the weekends. We also are very sexual with each other, like make jokes about hooking up etc. Everyone we mutually know thinks we are together. He also holds onto a bag of mine with my debit card, piercings, etc. things that I can't have at my program. So I am a little dependent on him and can't just not text him/see him etc.
The situation
Last Monday we started arguing, like arguing enough that I'm posting on Reddit. Monday's argument was about the fact that I was a "kid" and that I was too young for him to sleep with. Tuesday's argument was because I am overly sexual and that everyone thinks were dating. Wednesday's argument was about the arguments. Didn't see each other Thursday. Friday no arguments, we studied and went and played basketball together, which was fun as hell. We both were aggressive and had fun, he started guarding me on his side but other than that zero change. We wrap up the game and his roommate calls and unfortunately their other roommate had died. Shocked the shit out of both of us. Over the weekend he was seemingly fine, I know that he's struggling internally but he wont tell me and so I don't pry. Monday I texted him (Text conversation underneath)
Me: r u coming to school tmrw? Him: Possibly but honestly might get my own room so I can focus don't take it personally Him: How long are you staying Wednesday Me: k, and im not sure yet, ill know tmrw, Him: K Me: damn capital K? ouch b Him: Damn lowercase k, Da fuq Me: damn maybe its cause i miss u or somethin Him: Okay so don't be saying k if you miss me I'm the type to walk not fight
This made me think maybe he's interested. Along with a whole thing about me saying I give the best blowjobs (obviously a thing meant for him) he said if you want a test subject let me know. He has a thing where he goes "oh yeah (my name)" or like in a mocking tone saying i'm a good girl etc. Tuesday we had a huge argument, i was on the phone with my friend while he was in the bathroom and came back and was upset bc he had to get to work, i was getting off the phone and I'm not sure what happened or what was said but he angrily packed up and told me to "have a good one". I texted and said I was sorry and he said he doesn't have time to deal with insignificant shit. I brought him cookies and we made up. I turned 19 yesterday (after our tuesday fight) I was on my way to the cafeteria for our lunch and he scared the shit out of me and we talked and he had to go to class. For my birthday he took me out to Red Robbin and we had lunch. He told the waiters it was my birthday and all the good stuff. I obviously cannot encompass our entire relationship but everything points in my mind to him liking me. We have a joke about the word therapist meaning daddy as well, so i call him therapist jason. Yesterday at lunch he was telling me he cares about me and said he thinks of me as a best friend and a little sister who needs help and who he wants to take care of and protect however at the end he was like and obviously yk im a therapist, your therapist. which i take to mean im daddy your daddy bc thats how we mean the word. We also joked around about me finally being old enough for him to fuck me. Last night i sent him a url to birthday sex by Jeremiah.
*Also a running joke that he is notoriously a dry texter because he favors calling way more* Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMxOzxKYYo Him: Bye Me: you about it or what Me: its either yes or no tf Me: bye i'm joking😭 Me: r u awake Him: No Me: that's so wild Me: well when u awaken call me Me: bc i wanna talk to you Him: I'm also probably not coming to school Me: rough Me: bro there moving my main bitch and im getting a new roommate Him: That's tough Me: i imagine that texting you is like breathing in the sarah desert Him: I imagine that texting you is like having an extra chromosome Me: i can't even come up with a comprehensible response Him: You can't come up with anything comprehensible Me: Well butter my biscuits and call me a meme lord! Looks like you caught me red handed trying to keep up with your wit. But hey, at least I'm having fun, and that's all that matters, right? Now let's buckle up and see if we can turn those "LOLS" into "ROFLS"! Me: idk what ur doing today but if you want to go get food ill pay for it Him: I'm going to lift and then study I have no time for shit rn Him: So again don't take it personally but I'll probably be by myself the next 2 weeks Me: whenever ur here nxt will you lmk so i can grab my card Him: Ok Me: thnx
This is our only conversation after my birthday. I don't know what to do, I want to keep my best friend. I really do care about him. I think he may be pushing distance between us because he cares about me more then he wants too? PLEASE HELP!

A friend of my best friend invited me to his birthday, and of course my gift will be money. But to now make it to boring, I was thinking of drawing a gift card for him myself. He plays Zelda a lot, and I think he would like a drawing from that game. Problem is I never played the game, and have no idea what specifically to draw. I want to make him laugh, so some kind of meme would be nice. For example a character drawn in a funny way, or some kind of situation that many of players experience. Would like some help

A friend of my best friend invited me to his birthday, and of course my gift will be money. But to now make it to boring, I was thinking of drawing a gift card for him myself. He plays Zelda a lot, and I think he would like a drawing from that game. Problem is I never played the game, and have no idea what specifically to draw. I want to make him laugh, so some kind of meme would be nice. For example a character drawn in a funny way, or some kind of situation that many of players experience. Would like some help

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I have found a funny IG page and came across a meme that was posted on March, that I know a new female friend I made a few months ago would enjoy as it's something we both can relate to.
Is it weird tho? she'd be able to see it was from March and not recent

If you don’t get this reference you might be too young for me 😂 anyways it’s Thursday and I’m bored at work! If you’re cute, funny, sarcastic, into sports tv or movies then message me and let’s be friends!

Source: https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/06_01_2023_twab
Happy TWABsday, Guardians! How are you doing!? How many fish have you caught? Have you skedaddled through the dungeon yet? What’s your favorite thing so far about the Season? What about... [deep breaths] Ok, ok, it's time to calm down. It’s just something special to see all your social posts tackling Ghosts of the Deep, working with Sloane, and did I mention fishing already? It gets us pretty hyped.
Anyhoo, let’s get back on topic. Here is what we shared last week and what we are going to read about today.
Last week in TWAB:

• Marathon was announced!
• Our new PlayStation crossover.
• Guardian Games has concluded.
• Save the Dates for Season of the Deep!
• Cutscenes for days.
• Guardian Ranks reminder.
• Aquanaut is now available.

This week we’ve got:

• Ghosts of the Deep recap.
• Dungeon-themed items in the Bungie Store.
• [email protected] announcement.
• M:\START
• Prime Gaming update.
• The weekly update from the Player Support Team.
• Weekly Art of the Week and Movie of the week picks. ##The Dungeon

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Were you one of the Guardians who dove deep into a Titan Archology only to arrive face to face with the Lucent Hive? Did the Lightbearer Knights, Ogres, and Wizards show as a blip on your radar only to be taken down by your fireteam in a blaze of (insert your favorite subclass here) energy? And how was your battle with Šimmumah ur-Nokru? Did you rise from the waters in your shiny new armor with your fancy new weapons ready to fight on?
Your will has been tested yet again, and you have triumphed. Congratulations Guardians, you deserve this victory lap.

New Bungie Rewards

Speaking of the dungeon and its sweet, sweet rewards, we now have the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon hoodie, Ghoul title pin, and Ghosts of the Deep dungeon pins available for purchase! These Bungie Rewards will be available only to players who complete the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon by August 22, 2023, at 9:59 AM PDT.
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Don’t know what Bungie Rewards are? When you complete Triumphs, collections, and in-game challenges you unlock collectibles for purchase from the Bungie Store that celebrate your hard-earned achievements. Head on over to this page to learn more!

[email protected]

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Eyes up, Guardian. It’s June, and June is Pride month here in the States, so just as we have in the past, be sure to keep your eyes on the blog for future Pride updates coming soon.
But, if you’re feeling festive and want to do something rad for a good cause with a cool reward, head on over to [bung.ie/pride](bung.ie/pride) to earn The Infinite Prismatic emblem for a $10 donation. All funds raised during the month of June will do directly to the It Gets Better Project.

M:\START

You all may have seen this on Twitter already, but we wanted to make sure you saw we released a Marathon themed emblem in Destiny 2 for all players today. Go redeem it now!
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Prime Gaming Update

Welcome to the latest Prime Gaming update. It’s finally time for me to give up the skedaddle shenanigans and let you in on where that came from. This month we are vanishing into thin air, and then transmatting out with our Ghost and skedaddling on over to the next fishing hole.
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• Ninja Vanish emote
• Redline Ghost Shell
• Skedaddle Legendary Sparrow
• The Deep Ghost Projection

If you don’t know what Prime Gaming is, you can check out our article and learn more!

Player Support Report

Aquanauts, assemble!
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The Player Support team is back this week and ready to share with you the most recent update of known issues in the Deep and beyond.
Known Issues List Help Forum Bungie Help Twitter

LIGHTFALL DUNGEON KEY

Players experiencing issues accessing the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon should be aware of the following vital information:

• Players must acquire the Rise quest from Hawthorne in the Tower in order to launch into the dungeon for the first time.
• Ownership of the Lightfall Dungeon Key is required. This is included in the Lightfall + Annual Pass edition or can alternatively be purchased on its own through the Eververse store. It is not included with purchase of Season of the Deep.
• Players missing their Dungeon Key from purchase of the Lightfall + Annual Pass edition need to log into Destiny 2 on the platform where that purchase was made to unlock the Dungeon Key on their account. At this point it will be available on all platforms linked through Cross Save.
• Dungeon Keys are applied to individual Bungie accounts and cannot be game shared.

Anyone still experiencing issues that do not fall into one of the above categories can reach out to us via our Missing Eververse or Add-On Item contact form where we can investigate further.

KNOWN ISSUES

While we continue investigating various known issues, here is a list of the latest issues that were reported to us in our #Help Forum.

• Some players are unable to give out Commendations.
• Players can get stuck outside of the final boss arena after self-reviving in the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon.
• The Hive symbols in the side rooms of the Ghosts of the Deep dungeon’s final encounter do not respawn within an encounter cycle if a player dies before depositing their Vestige. They will re-appear as expected once players have completed a damage phase.
• The Sunbracers Exotic Warlock gloves are not extending the duration of Solar grenades.
• The cooldown timer for The Navigator Exotic Trace Rifle's catalyst is missing a description and will display as a blank timer when activated.
• Getting frozen while using the Arbor Warden Exotic Titan chest can sometimes cause players to lose the Barri-nade class ability. Respawning after player death or unequipping and re-equipping the Exotic will restore the intended class ability.
• Getting kills with Skyburner's Oath and Vesper of Radius is causing larger explosions than intended.
• Some Iron Banner weapons are missing their glare in the Crucible.
• The Athrys's Embrace Exotic Hunter arms does not display the "Strengthened Heavy Knife" popup when activated in the Crucible. Players should note the Exotic is still working as intended, it is only the visual indicator that is missing.
• Guarding with the Arc Staff super while using the Blight Ranger Exotic Hunter head is consuming extra Super energy.
• The Stronghold Exotic Titan arms are not always granting the Restoration buff when expected.
• The new Season of the Deep Exotics are not dropping from the Vex Strike Force activity.

For a full list of emergent issues in Destiny 2, players can review our Known Issues article . Players who observe other issues should report them to our #Help Forum.

Instructions Unclear

Bruno: So, you all really liked fishing. Please, just follow the tutorial and do it as we told you. Use baits that are safe. Don't try to push other Guardians in the pond with Swords nor Sparrows. We are not liable for any accident that may occur.
Movie of the Week: Instructions unclear
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Come on Guardian, Let’s Go Party

Hippy: Who knew that the trailer for the upcoming Barbie movie would be such epic meme fodder for the Destiny 2 community? There were a few incredible (and funny!) spins on this but since we’re deep into Season 21, and our favorite Motes master is back in the spotlight, let’s check in on ‘ol Drifter, shall we?
Art of the Week: Barbie meets Destiny 2

Very excited for The Final Shape #Destiny2Art #barbie pic.twitter.com/qh0s9yX0Zt
— (sana) drxgony COMMISSIONS : OPEN (@drxgony) May 28, 2023

Bonus Art of the Week: A Guardian in the wild

And with that - it's finished #Destiny2Art #Destiny2 pic.twitter.com/xTZoiJpiw0
— [email protected]@h (@LooksLikeVespa) May 28, 2023

And there we have it Guardians, this week’s TWAB. Being just two weeks into the Season, there is plenty to do, even more fashion choices to go through, and so many fish to catch. Also, who can tell me which Pulse Rifle or Scout Rifle is your favorite this Season? I’m an Outbreak player through and through, but this is the Season of “Sam changes it up,” so any and all suggestions are welcome.
Alright, it’s time for us to skedaddle, but we wanted to share one more thing. Before you click, just as a quick note, there are no plans to unleash these giga-Screebs on you in the live game... for now.

Stay Crafty,
Sam