Side note: I've added a password, so read carefully. If you message me WITHOUT the password, your messages are automatically IGNORED. tired of getting hit up with people who don't read 😒. It's ridiculous cause I've ignored 5+ chats cause none of them contained the password. Things are written for a reason.
Facts about me:

• I have been roleplaying since 2012. Yes, I got experience under my belt, and yes, my ideas usually have really long reads, but don't let that scare you off! After the starter is off, I may lower myself down to a decent paragraph or two, sometimes three! It all depends on what I've got to work with.
  
• My timezone is EST. I'm awake from 9am - 2am and I'm usually free unless I'm busy doing house chores, out of the house, asleep, or playing video games on my switch. I'm usually become REALLY active at or around 8pm.
  

Rules:
1: if you don't like 50/50 mixture of sex scenes and story, don't bother hopping into my inbox. I'm fine with sex scenes, but when it's constantly back to back, the roleplay itself gets boring.
2: Be literate. No one liners. I like to write..it's annoying when I send a 2-3 paragraph response and I get 3 lines...just...no. I am not accepting people who are just starting out! If you aren't experienced in writing or roleplaying, kindly stay out of my inbox.
3: Be okay with playing canon characters. I'm mainly doing fandom roleplays right now and it's going to be Canon x my oc. No, I'm not doing double ups. Do not even ask, because the answer will be no every time. I do not give a shit if you think that makes me 'lazy' or 'selfish', if you've got a problem, you can simply ignore or block me. Commenting on my post to bitch and whine about me not doubling up will only result in me blocking you. The ONLY time I'll double up, and if I'm confident enough, I'll only do female characters. I suck at males. Got a problem? Not my issue. Block and move on.
4: Roleplay in third person. I can't and won't adapt to first. Don't even bring up the idea of you playing first person and me playing third. Believe it or not, I've been asked this twice and that is just a hell no for me. The only time I do first, is when I'm writing into my book.
5: if you don't know how to share ideas, then don't bother messaging me. I'm tired of carrying the story when the other person doesn't help. If you've got ideas, then PLEASE speak up! Your opinion on the roleplay matters too! I'm an easy going person, and easy to get along with (dispite my rules).
6: DO NOT control my character. I control what she says, does, hears, sees, ect. I don't control yours, so don't control mine. HOWEVER, if it's highly necessary and needed, then run it by me first and ask me. Just leave me some wiggle room so I can make a decent response. Failure to comply by this rule, results in immediate drop of the rp.
End Note:
Yes, I've updated my rules just a tad. I do not care if it makes me sound mean or rude, because I'm neither of these things. I'm just tired of putting these rules down for a specific reason and they go ignored because I can tell when someone hasn't read them, and lied about it. I'm just trying to get my point across and roleplay. I'm a very easy going person who loves to make friends on the side (which I've somewhat given up on making friends...only a selective few have actually gained my friendship).
Do not hop into my inbox with a simple 'hey' 'hi' 'sup', etc and for God's sake, don't message me with a 'rp?'and proceed me to flash me with your talliwhacker. I promise you, you'll get your feelings hurt and I'll be here laughing at ya 😂. Nobody wants a peen on their screen. Do not send me an image of your one eyed noodle. Thank you. The password is pineapple.
Fandoms & Pairings
Deadpool (Wade x my oc)
The Adam's family
Pokemon ((MAYBE. Don't be nasty about it either!))
Bridgerton (or something like it. Can be Oc x Oc)
Disney Decedent's (or anything Disney) (oc x oc)
Orange is the new black (this can be oc x oc).
Criminal Minds (REALLY wanna do)
Marvel:
Loki x my oc
Spiderman (Tom Holland) x my oc
Dog The Bounty Hunter (REALLY wanna do):
Dog Chapman x my oc
The walking dead (REALLY wanna do!!):
Daryl X my oc
Batman x my oc
Lucifer (Netflix show series) x my oc (really wanna do)
The Originals: Klaus x my oc (PLEASE !! I REALLY wanna do this one!)
American Horror Story: Tate x my oc (REALLY wanna do)
Dragon Ball Z - Super (vegeta x my oc) (really wanna do)
Naruto: Minato x my oc
Harry Potter (thanks to the wonderful world of rp, the characters will be 18 or older. For me, I'd like it if it was Draco x my oc. REALLY wanna do)
Game Of Thrones (I'm still very early in the show, but I think we could think of something!)
Once Upon A Time:
killian x my oc, REALLY wanna do 🥺.
Avatar the last Airbender:
Zuko x my oc
Twilight:
Jacob x my oc
(Course, our version will be alot better than the movies).
If any of these interests you, message me!
End note part 2:
Congratulations! You've made it to the end. Still interested? You've got the password. Message me and let's get started 😁.

Since we will lose the buy wheel and unfortunately possibly also buy scripts, here is an idea that would neatly fit into the new buy menu: loadout-containers. Right now, you can drag&drop guns into slots which will be available in the menu when you hop in-game. They could add some "special" slots that can take more than one item (nades, armor, helmet, any of the equipped guns). There is definitely enough space on the UI.
In-game, you would just click on that container and automatically purchase all the stuff you configured it to contain, thus effectively doing the same thing as buy scripts. What do you guys think, is this a good idea? What would Valve have to consider if they would implement this (e.g., renaming the containers, how to handle container with more than one primary/secondary gun)?

I usually take 30-35 mg 4 times a day (yes they’re real I promise) but I only have 10mg/325 percocets til tomorrow when I get my script. I’ve already taken 4 of them. How many more could I take today reasonably and what would you do

basically heres how this would work:
All teams are seperated into three kinds of roles; they dont get to choose who becomes what: the "Zookeeper", the "monkey", and the "caged animals". There's only 1 "zookeeper" and 1 "monkey" for each team and the rest are caged animals.
All the "caged animals" are placed into a cage that is guarded by the opposite team's "zookeeper". Basically just "all the Team A caged animals are guarded by the team B Zookeeper and vice versa"
There is also some sort of distraction for the "Zookeeper", let's just say this distraction is "team totem being nawed at by vermin, the "zookeeper" must run over to scare the vermin off their respective team totem, if it gets completely destroyed they lose" but any kind of distraction with devastating consequences if you ignore it works
But, what does the team "monkey" do? The team "monkey" must attempt to bust out the "caged animals" one at a time while the "zookeeper" that was guarding them is distracted by the distraction, and lead them to a safe zone aka some sort of goal without getting caught. If the "monkey" is caught, they are sent into a cage of their own which they must remain in for 5 minutes while the "animal" they were trying to rescue is placed back into the cage.
The first team to get all their caged team members into the safe zone or the team with the last totem standing (or whatever the distraction is that they didn't fail at horrendously) wins immunity.
it's not the best idea but I tried, if its got some major flaws I would love to see someone improve it :)

Shaking exercises, neurogenic tremors, or tension/trauma release exercises are currently a thing™ on TikTok. They are a set of exercises intended to induce a tremor and let it work through your body. Social media insists that you have to practice TREs with a licensed somatic or trauma therapist. The studies on them just taught people how to do it (sometimes remotely) and told them to practice at their own pace. So make of that what you will.
They're meant to release tension and stress, activate muscles (and increase stability), and increase body awareness. As you might be able to imagine getting any muscle group to shake wasn't an issue. Has anyone else tried them?

parts of me have been trying to speak to you. My body speaks I just have no idea what it’s saying most of the time. When you’d come to see me and pick me up, i was so happy to be with you. To see your cute face and what you’d choose to wear. I had a crush on you I didn’t know about. It was as friends so I hadn’t thought harder about how I liked spending time with you, going places with you. Hearing you talk and how you think. Yeah it was years ago. That doesn’t mean I wanted it to stop happening ever. I was happy to hear anything from you. It’s unbearable how I’ve been loving you. I felt you would never have me. I don’t make a whole lot of money, I’m scared and I’m directionless, i cry a lot. What could you have loved about me. You never wanted serious anything with me. I think I finally see it objectively enough to see your view and why it’s been confusing. I don’t really care about the timing of this anymore it was that entire weekend coming to a single head and it just so happened I spat up on you. It’s as though like a pendulum I had whiplash between what real guiding love is and whatever you use as filler for me. Pseudo care. I wish I could speak to you through the facts and then the feelings. I wish for once I could just talk to you, not the version of you that’s someone’s girlfriend. I want to say goodbye to you. I just don’t know who that is anymore. I Miss my friend or the person who wasn’t afraid to talk to me casually and I wasn’t afraid to be silly with. I grew up with you dude. I did, I know you were you because you don’t come from the same home as I did. I’m releasing you from my heart. I had some of the loveliest times of my life with you. A whole treasure trove. Yeah there’s other things but you were my love. A real love. If I had thought we wouldn’t have been something by now I would have done things differently. I just didn’t know.
I think that’s all I have to say

How does Megan being a coder play into the mystery of Luke’s death? In the beginning, it seems like coding has something to do with the death, but then we’re thrown a major curveball about a sex tape.
I desperately need to understand Debbie’s financials. Bills past due, Megan needing a scholarship, not being able to afford travel, and (most importantly, in my opinion…) why is she using a food bank? There’s a flyer on the fridge for Chatham Food Pantry in one of the scenes. You see a past due bill and with all of Megan’s stress about money, it seems natural to assume they’re using the food bank, right?
At first, I thought maybe Debbie didn’t work, but it’s revealed that she works for Luke’s dad and she’s dating him. Would a wealthy man who owns half the town really be comfortable letting his girlfriend / employee use a food bank? It seems very suspicious to me. While unethical, Debbie has a way to leverage higher pay.
Why is Debbie taking in a foreign exchange student knowing her financials are that bad? Furthermore, how was she approved? I assume background checks were done (especially for a diplomat’s daughter) and I have a hard time believing her credit score was high enough to convince a real foreign exchange student agency that she could provide for a student.
I am left wondering if maybe Debbie is being paid to keep Isabella in a small, off the map, town. My off the wall theory is that Isabella has a history of toxic friendships (hence all the schools, leaving for her senior year) and the latest one, Lisa, ended tragically. Isabella is sent away to keep her out of sight.
Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but it seems like financials have a big part in the mystery. The sex tape is even aired during an important Christmas party where Luke’s dad is hoping to score business points.
I can’t tie it all together, but I’m really interested to see how this pans out.

This subreddit will be joining in on the June 12th-14th protest of Reddit's API changes that will essentially kill all 3rd party Reddit apps.

What's going on?

A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life features not seen in the official mobile app permanently inaccessible to users.
On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit, from Apollo to Reddit is Fun to Narwhal to BaconReader.
Even if you're not a mobile user and don't use any of those apps, this is a step toward killing other ways of customizing Reddit, such as Reddit Enhancement Suite or the use of the old.reddit.com desktop interface .
This isn't only a problem on the user level: many subreddit moderators depend on tools only available outside the official app to keep their communities on-topic and spam-free.

What's the plan?

On June 12th, many subreddits will be going dark to protest this policy. Some will return after 48 hours: others will go away permanently unless the issue is adequately addressed, since many moderators aren't able to put in the work they do with the poor tools available through the official app. This isn't something any of us do lightly: we do what we do because we love Reddit, and we truly believe this change will make it impossible to keep doing what we love.
The two-day blackout isn't the goal, and it isn't the end. Should things reach the 14th with no sign of Reddit choosing to fix what they've broken, we'll use the community and buzz we've built between then and now as a tool for further action.

What can you do as a user?

• Complain. Message the mods of /reddit.com, who are the admins of the site: message reddit: submit a support request: comment in relevant threads on /reddit, such as this one, leave a negative review on their official iOS or Android app- and sign your username in support to this post.
  
• Spread the word. Rabble-rouse on related subreddits. Meme it up (not here though :P), make it spicy. Bitch about it to your cat. Suggest anyone you know who moderates a subreddit join the coordinated mod effort at /ModCoord.
  
• Boycott and spread the word...to Reddit's competition! Stay off Reddit entirely on June 12th through the 13th- instead, take to your favorite non-Reddit platform of choice and make some noise in support!
  
• Don't be a jerk. As upsetting this may be, threats, profanity and vandalism will be worse than useless in getting people on our side. Please make every effort to be as restrained, polite, reasonable and law-abiding as possible.
  

What can you do as a moderator?

• Join the coordinated effort over at /ModCoord
  
• Make a sticky post showing your support, A template has been created here you can use or modify to your liking, and be sure to crosspost it to /ModCoord.
  

Thank you for your patience in the matter,
-Mod Team

So, to give back story my brother and his gf have been living in my mother house (where I also live) for about 5 months now. Have been having problems with him and his gf constant arguing and my brother being violent. We have a restraining order against him but not his gf (just yet). She keeps coming onto the property mocking, intimidating and harassing me and my motheother brother. 2 days ago my brother came by the house and broke down our metal fence violently with his gf help. She comes out with a hammer and her 7yr old filming that she was gonna fix it. We kept telling her no not to pick it up because we called law enforcement and they needed to see it, I was scared and visiblly shaken up at this point because of the fence incident but what happened was 2 other males showed up to try and fix the fix (her friends) and we told them no as well. I told her don't come near me because I feel threatened by you and I will mace you. She kept trying to pick up the fence and I pick it up the same time as her. She touched me and I told her don't touch me and we got into a physical altercation (a fight) I maced her to get her off of me. While we still were fighting. The fought was broken up and the cops were called a second time. She pressed charges on me and I pressed charges on her. Now I'm facing a 242 pc battery charge. How can I fight it? I have nothing on my record. I'm literally a college graduate with 4 degrees i do advocacy work and I'm a published author. This fight doesn't not represent my character in any shape or form. My mother has prior videos of her yelling and screaming and provoking things. Even their room door has holes. They are violent people. What am I looking at if I get charged? Should I get a lawyer? (Also to say I have video evidence and so does she but both of us look wrong yelling back and forth after the fight, before the fight it looks heated but before the fight I even have video of me saying I'm scared, her 7 yrd old was right next to her the whole time recording her and I didn't mace her kid whatsoever but she claims I did and told the police I bear maced them when I have regular walmart mace). Advice?

First time DM here, As a running joke between friends I have decided to take the helm of a mini campaign. My plan is to have this take place on an island that is controlled by a small group of government officials who closely monitor the ideas of the people, and cast out anything that counters their beliefs and label the people as a heretic. The vibe of the island is reminiscent to “Ba Sing Se” from avatar, in the sense of everyone there is happy and is more or less oblivious to the overreaching control of the government. But under the shadows a small group works to undermine the rules put in place and uncover what the government hides from them. A couple different faction involved in the city ranging from the Stormwatch Guard, the Flat Cartography Guild that implemented the rules and works closely with the government, the Windstriders who are the heavily watched and permitted sailors, and finally the Scholars Alliance who I see as the underground and hidden in plain sight small and outmatched rebellion.
If you haven’t picked up already the whole point of this campaign is that the government forces the belief that the world is flat, and that they are the only place in existence. The reason no one has come back after escaping? Well obviously they fell of the edge. The party will be working to uncover multiple keys that individually hint to the world not being flat, and when finally combined will reveal a slight hologram of the true shape of the world… a cube.
Yeah I know, I’m a terrible person 😂, but hey this will be my first campaign to run with some friends I’ve met in the DND world. I would love to hear others thoughts and ideas on this. I’ll be honest though i just wanted to share this as I thought it was funny, and I hope some people get a laugh out of it.

Hello people and please excuse my English. It’s not my first language. I suffer from depression and anxiety. I am also in some sort of bad luck regarding my health. I was fine than all of a sudden appendicitis with peritonitis. Got better but gained weight. Started to lose weight i got gallstones. Had to remove gallbladder. I recovered and reached my ideal weight. Than torn meniscus happened. I couldn’t handle another surgery. Than i got laryngopharyngeal reflux with gastritis and difficulty swallowing. Had to eat strictly but after starting medication and diet i was bite by a tick. Got lyme and bartonella from the tick. I have to take now a lot of antibiotics to fight this infections. This isn’t helping my gastritis and LPR. All this health issues aren’t helping my mental state. I got all this health issues in the last 2 and a half years. My depression started when i lost my grandparents. I can’t handle losing people i care and my mental health spiraled to not wanting to get out of my house anymore. What’s even worse is that my friends don’t believe depression and anxiety exist. I would like to talk to someone about how i feel but I always get the same message: you always think negative. You have to much spare time. Also because of my negative thinking i got all my health issues. Because i attract them. This is what I’m always told. And it is not fair. I am very down and i also need my friends. But they don’t believe depression is real. They keep saying i have to get outside more and to start to think positively and everything will go away. What can i tell them? What studies can i show them? What can i do? They are not bad people but are the kind of people that can surf any problem without consequences. So if they don’t suffer from depression nobody had depression. Sorry for the long post!

I get a lot of people asking me how to have sex with the microwave so I am making this post to answer all of your questions. The question I get asked the most is, "How do you make microwaves sexy?" Well it's actually pretty simple if we're just going to go by the rules that I lay out in my book, 'Sexy Microwave Cooking', but I'll give you one tip right now, use a timer! Now let me start off by saying there are many different ways to have sex with a microwave. If you want to try to turn on the microwave then you might want to first test it out by putting some water in a cup or something similar. You don't want to put too much water as that will cause the microwave to explode which obviously would not be very sexy at all. Next, you should heat up your microwave for about ten seconds. That way if anything happens and you need to stop mid-way through you won't ruin the whole thing. Once you have done that you can proceed to take off everything else except for your clothes. Now remember to keep the timer going until you hear the buzzing sound from your microwave. This will signal that the microwave is ready. Now, once the timer buzzes, carefully open the door and watch your lover's eyes light up when they see what's inside. It is recommended to leave the door open while having sex, however it is also important to close it quickly afterwards to avoid any accidents. The next step is to lie down on the floor and place your body over top of the microwave. Make sure you have enough room to move around in as well as to get comfortable. Also, make sure you have plenty of space between you and the microwave because it gets very hot! After that, simply remove the top of the microwave and begin to have sex. If you are using the microwave stand then you will probably need someone to help you lift it up. I recommend getting a friend or family member to assist you. While you two are lifting the microwave make sure that your mouth is placed directly above the microwave so that your partner can lick your poop. It is very important that they do this because they are delicious. Next, start to slowly push the microwave against your body. There shouldn't be any problems doing this if you've warmed the microwave up properly. Just make sure your lover is prepared for the heat that they are going to feel. Remember to use lots of lubrication to make it easy. Once you've pushed the microwave up against your body, it is time to start having sex. This is where it gets really fun! I recommend that you let your partner go down on your cock since it will be easier for them to do so that way. Then, make sure that you gently guide their head in a circular motion towards your balls. In addition, you should play with your balls too. As long as you both are having fun and enjoying yourselves then that is all that matters. You can continue to use the microwave like this until your lover starts to poop. During this time you should also reach around and play with his poop. Be careful though, he might accidentally hit the microwave button and set the whole thing off. It is okay to laugh at this as it is usually funny. Another question I get asked a lot is, "What do you do after having sex with the microwave?" Well, you can have more sex with the microwave! No matter how many times you have sex with the microwave it never gets old. You can even experiment with other things. For instance, you can try having sex with a stove or a vacuum cleaner. Just make sure that you stay away from electrical appliances as they can hurt you. For all of these tips and tricks I recommend checking out my book, Sexy Microwave Cooking. I wrote it to help people better understand how they could have sex with the microwave. Hopefully, it will help you find new ways to have sex with the microwave. So guys, here is the deal. If you are thinking about having sex with a microwave then you should definitely read my book. It contains everything that you need to know. I'm sure that you'll enjoy it! Later!

A few videos keep showing up in my TikTok feed of millennials testing kids on their 90s knowledge. As an example..
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2r2gDKM/
First off I grew up in and remember most of the 90s. But whenever I see one of these videos of some millennial laughing when their kid doesn’t know what AOL is or what “be kind rewind” means. Like why the hell would you expect kids to know daily terminology from 23 - 33 years ago?! I wish more people my age would just admit they’re old and they’re nostalgia isn’t important. Kids don’t know about the yellow pages or landline because they’re irrelevant and obsolete, hence why we don’t use that stuff. The 90s is has been going over a long time now, so get over it and stop trying to make everyone else care.

Hey everyone!
So here’s the thing. New baby just arrived and it’s time for my 2022 M440i coupe to make room for something more… family-sized. I’ve narrowed it down to two options: the M440i Gran Coupe and the i4 e40. Funny enough, they’re both gonna cost me about the same when fully spec, thanks to a pretty sweet deal on the M440i.
Here’s the kicker: every week, I’m covering a 250-mile stretch to get to work. So, range is important Tried out the i4 M50 last weekend and let’s just say… the range didn’t exactly impressed me.
I’m a huge fan of my current M440i. It’s been a solid all-rounder, decent on fuel economy, comfy on the highway, and super fun on twisty country roads. So, swapping it out isn’t a decision I’m taking lightly.
What do you guys think? Any input would be awesome. Thanks!

Finally after a long time I was able to manifest a job and be accepted by the company in a completely unexpected way but I am a person who is afraid of not being able to do the work I am going to do.
How can I manifest a work environment or the work itself to help me overcome this mental obstacle?
I don't know what else to do do you have any suggestions?

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I am using a php web video script that has Paypal integrated. Upon attempting a live transaction to test, the process proceeds to Paypal, shows the transaction amount and returns to the web site successfully,
however, no amount is added to the website and no amount is deducted from the paypal user account. I see no errors at paypal or on the website.
After communicating with Paypal Merchant Support they said:
"From the token you provided, we were able to find the v2/checkout/orders API where you successfully created an order. We can see that there is an v2/checkout/orders API call to create the order, but it is not being approved and capture correctly. It seems like the integration you’re using isn’t being integrated correctly. There isn’t any addition API call after the order was created.
After buyer confirmed their funding method, you can use the Capture URL: https://api.paypal.com/v2/checkout/orders/5H041277RN955904F/capture to do POST API call to capture the payment. Please refer to the Order_Capture API for details: https://developer.paypal.com/docs/api/orders/v2/#orders\_capture "
The developer of the web script is unavailable, so I am attempting to find/fix the issue, although I'm a little lost on the Merchant Tech explanation.
Since I'm not getting helped by the developer, maybe, initially you can help me start with finding what type of file the script might have where the code would "POST API call to capture the payment". A .php file? If I can find the file in the web script, that would help me to make it easier for someone to modify it to "POST API call to capture the payment".
Any suggestion or direction is welcomed.

We all heard what Don Waddell said about wanting to get bigger and I'd have to say in my opinion I think size is the missing piece. Kevin Hayes is a 6'5 220 playmaking center that can play a solid two-way game would be a great pick up if they can get Philly to retain a bit of cabbage. Lawson Crouse just had a great year in Arizona and i'm sure he would flourish on a canes teams if he got the chance. Blake wheeler is another big body scorer that can go in and win battles along the boards. FA route Tarasenko i think would be a no brainer to try and lure to Raleigh. So tell me what are some of your thoughts on what Don Waddell said about getting bigger do you agree? Also who would you trade for or like to see signed to help make the team a little more beefy.